ReblogsReblogs

for stuff that doesn't fit my main blog 👌

[reblogsreblogs]

welcome! I'm a queer, non-binary, adult aged creature and this is a side-blog for things unrelated to my main blog and/or so I don't spam my main blog followers too often.

this blog may occasionally contain not-safe-for-work images and discussions of mature topics.

I try to tag for commonly triggering subjects, and occasionally I remember to tag things #fandom, or #fandomsubject (i.e #minecraft) but I am unfortunately a forgetful creature.

please enjoy!

ps. my user icon was made with the Default Blog Icon Maker by @birbs-in-space

[victusinveritas]

[astercontrol]

My heart is lighter than a feather and my liver is darker than a black coffee because that's what it's marinating in

[speakingofdoorknobs]

Do I need to make a Dunkin Run and see if they have any of these left? (pictures would be posted, of course)

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 5

[speakingofdoorknobs]

Alas - I did go, but they were already sold out and I had content myself with the snacking bacon

[victusinveritas]

From all of us, thanks for trying.

[victusinveritas]

(from Facebook)

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[memewhore]

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tweet from verified user rishi mahesh (@/ rishiPuff) on Nov 29, 2021 reading: abolish the five day work week please i need to do my dishes /End ID]

[northshorewave]

Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.

[northshorewave]

[dinosaur-unicorns]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

[steeple-sinderby-retired]

[elaineofshalott]

the fish are having elective surgeries now

the privateer sailors never get to be the heroes

yes i have been hearing this news about whistleblowers and unsafe jet performance

[great-and-small]

[guooey]

blackkittycrew

"what? what is your problem?? always in here showing off your four fangs >:("

[drtanner]

The littlest Geiger counter. :')

[el-shab-hussein]

As a rule of thumb, don't reblog donation posts or people asking for donations unless they've been vetted and reblogged by Palestinian bloggers. We usually go to lengths to verify this shit because we know scammers have been faking to get people to send them money, using the urgency of our genocide as bait.

It's disgusting this is what we're dealing with, but people are losing money because of some truly evil people out there.

Accounts don't just randomly spring up on tumblr without gofundmes while asking for someone to help them create a campaign. Fuck out of here with that shit.

[el-shab-hussein]

I'm also gonna stop listing the reasons why I recognize something is a scam. It's becoming more and more clear there is 1 person behind this STRING of scams and they're leaving less trails behind but it still reeks of them and their MO.

DO NOT TRUST ANY GOFUNDME OR REQUEST FOR CROWDFUNDING THAT PALESTINIAN BLOGGERS HAVEN'T VERIFIED.

At this point I'm fine receiving a bunch of inbox messages asking me to vet x y z so y'all can avoid this shit. But please have some critical thinking!

People are exploiting our situation.

[el-shab-hussein]

Reblog this post.

Whether you wanna read the whole thing or not idc.

REBLOG IT.

The person this was about deleted the 4th or 5th scam account they made and are definitely gonna make a new one soon. I don't want anybody falling for this anymore.

[pfaugh]

OP's masterlist of vetted requests

every little bit helps.

[spaceswordblaster]

Additional vetted fundraisers

[littleguysdaily]

there's some upsides to these sorts of things

fits in pocket btw

[myrdin92]

Would you say it was a... Pocket Monster?

[littleguysdaily]

Not without a top notch legal team backing me

[littleguysdaily]

I am so fucked

[littleguysdaily]

Oh yeah you're absolutely correct hold on just let me-

Nintendo is going to take my house

[littleguysdaily]

[pigswithwings]

the angel staying over at my house asked for a nightlight in their room and i told them buddy, don't you produce your own light? what're you gonna do with more? and they said they wanted to see why people like it so much. and also that the nightlight i own is blue and they're been trying to understand color. anyways i think they've stared at it for an hour now

[pigswithwings]

the angel staying over at my house said their eyes hurt from staring, so i took them to the store to get some eye drops. well midway through the medicine aisle i turned around to see them flashing in and out of colors like a combusting star, so i asked them what was up without looking directly at them. they told me that there were too many people at the store and they forgot how they looked. which. is understandable to be honest they've only been on earth for a little over 24 hours. my phone started to melt a little when i showed them pictures of themself, but my hand feels fine even though they held it while calming down. they're currently resting and i am not sure what to do with 5 empty bottles of eye drops

[pigswithwings]

the angel staying over at my house has been eating my food for the past few days and i don't really know if they can taste it because the food sort of bursts into ash and fire before it reaches their mouth? but they seem to enjoy eating it or at least watching me cook. they tried to help me fry some onions earlier but the stove flame turned from blue to white and the onions started crackling instead of sizzling so they backed off. however they have the ability to chop garlic like a pro

[pigswithwings]

the angel staying over at my house is taking daily walks with me around the neighborhood and i don't think they know about animals yet. we were going past someone's house and this labrador started barking at us. normal, right? but the angel staying over at my house asked me if that was music. and i had to stop and think about that one for a second. in the end i said it can be music to us, it's just that the dog doesn't know it (and may never know it, which is a real tragedy). then they asked me what's a dog

[pigswithwings]

the angel staying over at my house went to the library with me and they wanted to know if humans actually dream or if that was something people made up for television. guess what the staff told us that the full name of the angel staying over at my house couldn't be printed on a library card so i just said well couldn't we have one anyways? and now we do but it's really like the first third of their name and not written correctly. oh well. i have to go help carry some huge books about neuroscience into the house

[pigswithwings]

today the angel staying over at my house came up to me and started crying tears that melted through my carpet. told me they realised they wouldn't be able to use their library card after they left earth and i. i honestly forgot that was going to happen. but i told them hey dude that's just how humans feel too. can't read all the books, but the fact that you got to read some is worth bragging about, right? they could tell all of their angel friends about the cool stuff they've done. and they said that they used to think that the world was so small and that humans were being petty about missing earth but now they live here and they feel small too. and they're not sure what to tell their angel friends.

so i asked to hold their hand again. they didn't burn me this time, either. and i asked them if this moment felt small to them. they said it didn't.

anyways we made popcorn and watched it's a wonderful life. they told me that angels don't speak like that at all by the way

[shoomlah]

after eight years, I finally updated my huge Historical Fashion Reference & Resources Doc! Now in the form of a MUCH more easily updated Google Doc with better organization, refreshed links, and five more pages of books and online resources.

I know tumblr hates links, but it’s worth it for a doc that I can now update with far more regularity going forward! RIP to the original, you did your duty for far longer than you should have. 😔🙏🏼

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

it looked like this

[lethesbeastie]

The imagery and vibes of this were so visceral I had to do art about it

(Grayscale version under cut)

[whyycherry]

Miku yn cymru, welsh miku ofc <3

[foone]

(bad) Idea: Pronoun selections for multiple pronoun users where you have the ability to set relative rates of each pronoun. Like maybe like:

See you could set relative frequencies of each pronoun, and order them.

And yes I did mock this up using Visual Basic 6. That's just how my brain works.

[foone]

MY PRONOUNS HAVE A VIRUS!?

[foone]

the fucking POETRY of making a shitpost program about transgender pronouns and it gets falsely flagged before I can post it to tumblr.

beautiful

[my-darling-boy]

So at work there is a soda delivery guy who comes in almost everyday to restock and though we’ve barely said a word to each other, we definitely Know Of each other. Well this morning I finally got a shift where I could sleep in but my dad was like Hey the cable guy is coming at 7 to replace the cable boxes and I was like alright whatever I’ll just sleep in but forgot there was a cable box in my room. So it’s 7 in the morning I vaguely hear my dad let the cable guy into my room to just swap the box and I wake up to see??? Soda Delivery Guy???? in my room???? Turns out his second job is working cable but wow here Soda Man is standing in my doorway and I’m wrapped up in a pink bunny blanket surrounded by stuffed animals like

[mamoru]

Cards Against Humanity sues SpaceX, alleges “invasion” of land on US/Mexico border

Lawsuit: SpaceX took over "pristine" land CAH bought to stop Trump border wall.

HUH

[mamoru]

Elon Musk Owes You $100 • Cards Against Humanity Saves America Day 7

Elon Musk stole your land, and now he owes you $100.

[mamoru]

in 2017, cards against humanity crowdfunded a bunch of money and bought land on the us-mexico border to oppose trump's plan of building a giant border wall. 150,000 people each gave $15.

the plot was maintained naturally, and had signage that said no trespassing.

six months ago, spacex pulled up to the plot, killed the vegetation, covered it in gravel, and is now using it for equipment and generators. they wrecked the whole area without asking. this is not the first time they have done this, either.

from elonowesyou100dollars

when spacex got caught, they tried to pressure cards against humanity to sell for half the land's value, and gave them 12 hours to accept the absolute dogshit deal.

instead, cards against humanity filed a lawsuit, demanded a trial by jury, and is asking for 15 million dollars so they can redistribute it to everyone who initially helped crowdfund the purchase of the land.

cards against humanity will also accept twitter.com as compensation.

[psych-is-the-name]

since 2017 was a WHILE ago, CAH's form automatically checks if your email & postal code were registered with this project. If you're unsure if you qualify, there's no harm in going ahead and filling this out to make sure:

Elon Musk Owes You $100 • Sign Up • Cards Against Humanity Saves America Day 7

Elon Musk stole your land, and now he owes you $100.

[bunjywunjy]

cards against humanity will also accept twitter.com as compensation.

[movoedd-deactivated20230626]

Important News

He's gone

[vexwerewolf]

This is the exact sort of passive-aggressive Rich Old Man Grumpiness I can get behind

[vexwerewolf]

I think it's particularly notable in that this man basically set up a form of complaint that would only ever be seen if he was proven right. Masterful.