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Laura | professional computer toucher | 23 | crabperson, secretly

[gawayne]

should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now

[fus-mar-hoz]

it's fucked up how when your nose is congested and blocked up you'll be barely breathing properly until you have to walk. then your body clears the airways just enough so you can get the air in. Like okay you can just keep it unblocked but choose not to. fuck you

[enki2]

[tpwrtrmnky]

Accessing my Trans Woman Male Privilege at a job interview by greeting the interviewer with the Secret Man Handshake I was taught during my Male Socialization, immediately overriding all his biases against women

[tpwrtrmnky]

By doing the Secret Man Handshake I am immediately promoted from "woman" to "regular guy who just happens to have soft skin, breasts, long hair, a woman's name, and the legal gender marker of a woman" in the mind of the hiring manager. As he has absolutely no biases against a person like that whatsoever, this is a Privileged position. This is totally how it works.

[gardenofdelete998]

'embezzlement' makes it sound like a cute thing to do. makes me think of bedazzled

[mousidy]

kinda bothered that people don't seem to imagine fertility could be a sensitive subject for trans women

[mousidy]

in my gender studies class a classmate came and sat down in front of me and another trans woman and told us how the university might not be paying for students' plan B anymore, but then they said "well, not that that's relevant to either of you" like...??? thanks I don't need to be reminded I can't bear children can we not just discuss this injustice together

[isuggestforcefem]

[kotomikamillentee]

This is the rare money moomin . Reblog and money will come your way !

[varahai]

rahemuumi auta

[aaloosshitposting]

"If I were orpheus I wouldn't look back"

But we look back everyday- rechecking emails, making sure a friend is still behind you, checking to see if you remebered to pick up your keys. It's second nature, a habit of care.

It was second nature for him too. He looked back, not out of weakness, but love. For what is love, if not to look back?

[anotherbookinthelibrary]

An Orpheus who didn't turn around is an Orpheus who never walked down in the first place

[theweirdwideweb]

[birchpleaze]

I really appreciate how every week I reblog this, a different person interacts it. Tuesday light me up speaks to all of us at different times.

[mega-gaymer-party]

[screampotato]

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

[glitched-out-mess]

[winterskyfirefly-deactivated202]

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

[netscapenavigator-official]

Installing apps on…

macOS: I’m just a single isolated package! Just drag and drop me to your “Applications” folder to install me. Don’t want me anymore? Right click my icon and put me in the trash. All gone!

Linux: Want me installed? Ask the package manager. Want me uninstalled? Package manager. Got an AppImage? Just click it to run, then trash it to uninstall. Easy peasy.

Windows: I am going to infect your file directories and registry like the roots of a bamboo tree. You will never fully remove me. Go ahead and try the “uninstall” button in settings. I fucking dare you. You can remove the executable, but you will never fully remove me. I am infinite, and I will outlive Microsoft Inc. ten fold. Fuck you.

[randumbkatt]

oh my..so fat.. fat thang

[ozempicofficial]

[penworthy]

Lately everything that happens feels like it was engineered in a lab to drive us all insane

[babushkaat]