[kompaktcat]

Clouded leopard girl who says she's "Absolutely chuffed" right before devouring you.

[underwhelmedandoverstimulated]

Then she'll be absolutely stuffed

[kompaktcat]

Absolutely stuffed and chuffed

[redpandagatorruby]

Absolutely schtuffed

[grox]

[grox]

Nobody seems to appreciate the gentle urgency of it

[redpandagatorruby]

Using my psychic powers to grab a drink

[contagiousgrace]

it's not that I need a quiet day or a day off exactly; it's that I need a pocket of time that exists entirely outside of linear time as we know it that would allow me to get things done without time passing in the real world, and frankly, I don't think that's too much to ask.

[redpandagatorruby]

[poetrylesbian]

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

[ritavonbees]

this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia

[baddywronglegs]

I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus

[bearie]

i know my ass is up too late because i’m losing my fucking mind over accidentally typing george of the gungle

[bearie]

y'all hear one funny word and you just smash that reblog huh

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

i made it

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

[worldofwarcraftcataclysm-blog]

[hclark70]

“who drew a dick on this map?”

[dellovan-deactivated20181216]

[swoglet]

[huecycles]

[fuzzytadpole]

Alright fine I did the meme

[moldavite-moved]

why is this about to make me sob

[sorryhahaifellasleep]

a poem i am sure everyone has seen but i'm still going to share anyway

as well as this other poem inspired by giovanni's

and this beautiful tweet

[redpandagatorruby]

Visually unnerving, but just LISTEN

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and yet

[twinkiefairy]

I love this because if I were to write a literary novel in the Western cannon that described the image of an apple with a chunk bitten off, any high school English student would tell you it is a Bible reference meant to represent the source of all evil and downfall of humanity and YET 

[josaprcat]

Alright, if y'all are so smart, what’s the evil symbolism behind this?

[redpandagatorruby]

[notvoid]

[lee-nn]

I believe in using songs to say things

[wifehaver103947]

mutuals do this!!!!

[paradoxolotl]

Reblog to pass around warm bread and soup

[siriusf12]

have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was

[pissvortex]

diet coke drinkers 5 minutes after not having a diet coke

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Gollum and yoda sucking each other off while a big steamroller gets closer and closer

[shyfrog-says]

[the-president-of-neopets]

This is one of those firing shots in to the air, property value lowering posts that keeps this site utterly unmarketable