[slowspinningredemption]

it's so funny seeing everyone still posting about the shitty update when they reversed it like forty minutes ago. come out of your basements the tornado has passed it's so sunny up here and bright

[slowspinningredemption]

[gently, as though talking to a frightened stray] look. only one set of notes

[kawareo]

Tumblr is like our elderly dog and when she makes an especially scary cough we apparently think "oh god it's the big one"

[kawareo]

They're trying to kill her. Go send Feedback about the shitass update it's apparently the only place where they sort of listen

[byjove]

I don’t like life. I am not grateful to my parents for giving it to me. Life is like an heirloom parrot that requires a ridiculously large enclosure and calls me slurs and bites me and costs me thousands of dollars in upkeep and vet bills but because I inherited this stupid bird and I have known it all my days, I refuse to give it up. Not something I would choose for myself but something I must keep and endure the misery of it out of love and obligation. Maybe one day the parrot and I will get along but for now I am caring for it and we are uneasily coexisting.

[byjove]

Everyday, I wake up and I feed the bird and I clean her cage and I try to talk to her and admire her pretty plumage because I am not cruel. But I am not happy.

[byjove]

I tell myself rehoming her is always an option but it isn’t, is it? She’s all I’ve ever known and I love her. I don’t know what would come after her. I never wanted her but I don’t want to know what it is like without her.

[kosmogrl]

[bardace]

Shut Up, I Don’t Care

[bunnyrabbitfacts]

my huge freakin pawsies

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Just realised that whenever I see the phrase "I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole" I automatically think of a ten metre pole. Like a comically long pole. A ten foot pole isn't all that long. That's slightly less than two of my body lengths. Not touching something with a ten foot pole still lets you get pretty close to it actually.

[exit-pursued-by-spiders]

Ten foot pole: a spear

Ten meter pole: the center post of a big top circus tent

[apagenaroaceafuckingdisgrace]

Ten foot pole: a soldier who wants it outside of stabbing distance

Ten meter pole: a clown who wants it out his fucking circus

[twistedhellknight52]

When your run out, of cups… no prablem for me 😎 My milk apple cup

[problemnyatic]

"I would kill for you. I would die for you" would you take a break for me? Would you sit down and rest? For a day, a week, a year? Would you let others take care of your needs for me? Would you let yourself be held for me? By me?

[beeezah]

OP i hope its okay to reblog with your additions bc they are good

[problemnyatic]

not only is it okay, I think i'd like that very much, thank you.

[waggytails-floppyears]

you ever get a little high and then kinda just wruff ruff ruff ruf ruf

[wolfbon3z]

I don’t „have sensory issues“, I’m a wolf, ofc I’m naturally more sensitive to scents and sounds, duh 🙄 it makes perfect sense bro

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

[ipostradicalfeminismisntrad]

[taxidermycanine]

whenever i stop posting it's because i'm having a very very long nap. like this

[leftoverluck]

Being mentally ill sucksss like idk why I did that either

[obscure-entity]

i like the genre of animal photos where you can tell they just dipped their face into a carcass and they dont even care (artistic interpretation)

[obscure-entity]

sequel as a thank you for all the fucked up images everyone has sent

[nudityandnerdery]

[Video description: Four videos that have been stitched together; the first three are captioned. One: A lawyer in a suit says smugly, "I sued a 9-year-old kid and won!" Two: A bearded person sits outside and says ironically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a basketball game and won." Three: A person wearing a yellow bandanna as a sweatband says dramatically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a bench press competition, and won." Four: A (presumably) nine year old kid walks across a lawn, shaking their head slightly and sounding out of breath as they say, "I had the worst day of my life." End description.]

Description by @mocweepe

[scramratz]

I don’t like how I’m kinda expected to rewrite the first 20 years of my life just because I’m trans. I was the eldest daughter in a black household. I can’t go back and edit my history to say I was the eldest son, cuz that doesn’t accurately convey the certain standards I was held to. I was the only girl in my engineering class. I can’t leave out the “girl” part. It recontextualizes the entire situation. I don’t think either of those facts invalidates my current gender and I don’t think trans people should be expected to rewrite their own history in fear of that