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[Yes, I had to do it. Yes, all the voices are me. Lyrics under the cut.]

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lizluvscupcakes

I wish I could fear, because I know I’m supposed to fear this, but I’m kinda into it.

lizluvscupcakes

Wow ok lyrics are no longer below the cut so I’m just gonna-

Kermit: it’s the muppets show!

Female Chorus:

It’s time to burn the incense,

It’s time to slay the sheep,

It’s time to wake the muppets from a thousand years of sleep!

Male Chorus:

It’s time to raze existence,

It’s time to banish light,

It’s time to call the void in on the muppets show tonight!

Statlor: So tell us, where’s your god now?

Waldorf: I guess you’ll never know

Statlor: your life becomes a torture

Both: when we begin the show!

Chorus: And now let’s get things started!

Audience: Why don’t you get things started?

Kermit: It’s time to get things started,

All:

On the aberrational, no-salvational, incantational, muppetational,

This will be your final muppets show!

herpsandbirds

Desert Spiny Lizard (Sceloporus m. magister), male in breeding colors, family Phrynosomatidae, Arizona, USA

photograph by Mark Koster

lostinhistory

Wake up babe, new octopus just dropped

He's such a little guy!

#animals

04k96

adobe-outdesign

Love how Pokemon games will spend 5 billion hours giving a complete tutorial on every single mechanic possible and then turn around and have the Mold Breaker ability say "[X] breaks the mold!" and never give any further context

a-book-of-creatures

it draws 2 cards

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis

walk-up-songs

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

kosmogrl

this is so cool!!

kosmogrl

steampunktendencies

Steampunk Camera by Yura Surgan

capacity2

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

starlit-syncopation

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

capacity2

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

Hey just an fyi that that wolf curling in a dogbed post is AI generated :( not sure if that matters to u, but just in case I'm giving a heads up, not ur fault, I just discovered that myself looking through other reblogs

Thank you for letting me know!

shadowgremlin

My wife’s idea of decompressing after the busy holiday was to rearrange every piece of furniture in our home is this an ADHD thing or just a her thing

I’m not complaining the way she’s done it is much better than it was it’s just like how is this your idea of a relaxing weekend

kaity--did

Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done

honeysbunchesofoats

kaity--did

yes this exactly

luminouspica

So to me, there are spoons (general energy cost) and carnival tickets (specific energy cost).

Spoons can be used pretty much anywhere.

Carnival tickets are only good for the carnival, and it’s only in town for a limited amount of time.

So like, if I get “kitchen cleaning” carnival tickets, I can’t use that to clean my bedroom, that’s not where the carnival is.

lingonberry24

phrase added to permanent vocabulary

ratladysarah

“Sorry for DMing you” “sorry for inboxing you” my brother you could throw a brick at me and i would probably just look at the invisible camera and smirk saying “heh. Get a load of this guy”