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Spongebob & Patrick
what's not clicking
I don't like this post
How did they make it look even more like something from Roblox
Somehow, slapping the dollar star CoD skin made it worse, that's honestly just impressive
i need a partner so bad bro i'm learning things nobody should ever have to find out about themselves
self-footjobs are real btw
This is a crazy series of events
recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing
btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating
A new thing I saw was "I'm gonna end up on the news" which says so much
So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.
they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change
Oh, they were.
Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister! Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous
Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo
Honestly I’m not deleting my Tumblr solely in the hopes that this post one day hits 1 million notes
It is so close.
Bros
reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from
Can't fool me vampire
Just came back to Tumblr after... how many years, wow. Not only did I actually miss this place but its better than the incessant hell pool that is Twitter.
The artist Paweł Ponichtera seems to have inexplicably dedicated a massive amount of time and effort to hyper-detailed and hyper-accurate illustrations of chinchillas engaged in historical fencing, many with clear and specific reference to particular historical treatises. So, I give you:
Hans Talhoffer Chinchillas
Harnisfechten Chinchillas
Joachim Meyer Longsword Chinchillas
Fantastical Snail Marginalia Chinchillas
Olympic Epee Chinchillas
Salvator Fabris Rapier-in-the-Nude Chinchillas
Napoleonic Saber Chinchillas
Arabic Shamshir Chinchillas
18th Century Smallsword Chinchillas
I.33 Sword and Buckler Chinchillas
Keep at it you funky plague bringers
I lost my fucking glasses and I can't do shit
Still don't know where my glasses are it's been 12 hours
i found my glasses and you won’t BELEIVE where they were
were you wearing them?
I live in constant fear that someone will steal from my former workplace at Nike in Grand Rapids, MI, Tanger Outlets Mall on 84th Street can't miss it
HIS HAIR?
HIS GEAR??
HIS JEWELRY???
HIS FOOTSTANCE!?
THE WAY THAT HE TALKS!??
THE WAY THAT HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE TO SMILE!?!?
ME?
Ayo why this man's shadow look like a big ol' dick
here in my gar͙̟̗̳̲͠a͓̻̬̝ą̭͉̤aA͏̳̞̦ͅA̦̰͚̼͎͎̼A̴a̮͚̝̯͖͙a͡a̟̞̳̯̳̯̰a͙͕̙͚g͕̤̘͔e͓̖ͅ just bought this uh..new lamborghini here
fun to drive up here in the hollywood hills
but you know what i like a lot more thanKNOWLEDGE! this uh..new lamborghini here but you know what i like more than my new lamborghini here
my tedex talk where i talk about this ᶰᵉʷ ᶫᵃᵐᵇᵒʳᵍʰᶦᶰᶦ ʰᵉʳᵉ the ǝɥʇ the ǝɥʇ t̪͖̻͉h͈̳̖̪̥̬h̤̙̮̮̮͍̠h̺͈h̭̜̺h̦͙̹͙͉̘̲hh͇̺̖̣̪̦͙h͓̩͔͈͎̭͡h͈̜h̹̮̰̩̘͓̺͜ḩ̼̞͇̼h̻̬̦̺̫͇ḫ͙̣̟̪ in fact i’m a lot more proud of the 7 new hollywood hills that i had to get installed to hold 200 new lamborghinis (silence while mouth moves) THE it’s like the buffet warren billionare says: the more you earn the more you DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS
in fact. the real reason why i keep this lamborghini here..is the real reason i keep thisLAMBORGHNI here is that it’s a reminder, a reminder that drears still possible because it wasn’t that long ago that i was in a little lamborghini, sleepin, on bookshelves in the hollywood hills with only FOURTY Seven billion dollars in my bank account and only FOURTY Seven lamborghinis in my lamborghini account and only FOURTY Seven hills in my hollywood account and only FOURTY Seven tedex talk where i talk about warren buffet in my TEDEXTALK WHERE I TALK ABOUT warren buffet account. but you know what? something happened that changed my life. i bumped into a LAMBORGHINI and another LAMBORGHINI and a few more LAMBORGHINIS. i found 5 lamborghinis. i don’t call it money anymore i call it FUEL UNITS. you must have enough fuel units! you must have enough lamborghinis. you must Ć͓̣̟̥Ọ̠̬͕̠̺ͅN̝͢S͓̟̤͇͔͚̙T̬͉̝̙̘̟R̫̻U̬̱C҉̲̥̬̪̜T̖͇̗͟ͅ ̖͙̥͎A̺͓̮̥̼̜̘͢DD̸̜̦͙͉I̙̺͈̰T͎̫̺͙͖͖͉̕Ì̖O͎̞N͙͕̺͜A͉L̢̤͙ ̖̫Ṕ͚̼̭̫Y̛̭̳̭̖̲̗Ḷ̳͞O̴͍̳̖̟̭̖N̸̼͕̞͔̗̟̯S̼̪͍̲̪̥͘. i’ll see you on my website, it’s a quick video and uh..you’ll see there absolutely nOTHING
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I don’t know who this is or why this was made but i’m reblogging
I love how much you post about osha
In the course of my first three paying jobs, I variously found myself:
Going hopscotching from support beam to support beam inside a dropped ceiling suspended thirty feet over a hotel ballroom, with no safety equipment and only a handheld flashlight for illumination, in order to replace a misbehaving wireless router
Emerging from my office and quite unexpectedly finding myself waist-deep in a pile of trash bags full of freshly severed duck wings that may or may not have been infected with avian flu
Climbing onto the roof of a twenty-five storey building, in the middle of a gale-force windstorm, in order to attempt to point a giant laser at City Hall, without having been issued eye protection of any sort – and all this while coated in petroleum jelly
These are the sorts of formative experiences that lend themselves to the development of a keen awareness of exactly what constitutes appropriate workplace safety!
I- I don't know where to start...
rooting for them to make it out of there
Everybody knows to give the big man some space.
Everybody knows to give the big space some man
this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye
these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name
his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?
i am wrong, what the fuck
Me every time this post comes back
go Google why chainsaws were invented, it’s really fun :)
why.
I’ve seen everything at this point, so why were chain saws in-
oh what the FUCK WHY
Thanks I hate it.
I could have gone my whole life without knowing it, thank you motherfucker
To be fair, its not AS bad when you read into detail. But ya. Still like getting slapped in the face with a cold fish.
i’m boutta google why chainsaws were invented now. feel like i’m going on an adventure.
really speaks to how i’ve been around the internet, that that wasn’t what i was expecting it to be, but it was also really close to what i expected it to be.
Every time I see this post it’s gone in a completely different direction and every time it’s cursed as fuck