i hate everything *jazz hands*

Ren | they/them

[youlovetoseeit]

always one

[riben-deactivated20230922]

can you guys make this post go viral so I don't have to write it in my notes app

vacuum the house

[silence-you01]

This was posted 2 freaking minutes ago with over 59k notes

[riben-deactivated20230922]

nothing you just said was true

[trashboat]

dollar store got wise and started charging for broom handles and the broom head, trying to charge me $5 for the whole deal, 3 for the handle and 2 for the head.

i said fuck that because while they thought they were getting smart, they were dumb enough to write that they had over 1500 different products on the front of the store, which tells me that the cashier who works for close to minimum wage is n e v e r checking up on what each individual item costs and how it’s sold

so i put the broom handle and matching head together and kept my hand on the handle, a subtle move to hide the second barcode, saving me three dollars, and the confidence to walk out like i own the place

[trashboat]

me, in the housewares aisle trying to think 19 moves ahead and exactly what my alibi will be for the police:

the cashier:

[unflavoredwaxedfloss20]

[principaliti]

6th september 2019

[nevver]

[banzai-jinto]

but tell me you wouldnt wear at least one of these

[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[crowshira]

[badjokesbyjeff]

I used to illegally give weed to my prize winning cows, but I had to stop.

The steaks were too high.

[weirdmageddon]

the wrong amazon is burning and the wrong ice is melting

[prettiestcaptain]

I, for one, am looking forward to Eddie and Venom adopting Peter Parker and eating people who try to hurt the tiny spider child.

“Spider-Man might not be in the MCU anymore”

“but what if it brings the opportunity to have him in a Venom movie with Tom Hardy?”

[writing-prompt-s]

Image prompt

[randomslasher]

“Gary, I realize it’s your first day, but we do have a dress code.”

[northern-borealis]

I literally can’t tell who is talking to who, and I don’t want to change that for a second.

[unclefather]

[drearyhours]

people here will be like “be gay do crime” and still think piracy is bad

[heydocverdant]

Honestly i say it depends on the scale. Pirating an indie game? Bad. Stealing art from an independent artist? Very bad. Gonna illegally download Game of Thrones? You have bad taste in tv, but hbo will live. Want to hold Mickey Mouse ransom until Disney pays up? Morally you’ve committed no sin

[everbecomesreal]

So basically you’re saying stealing is okay if the person you steal from can afford it? I’m not sure that follows through. Besides I don’t think that seeing the latest tv series constitutes a deeperate human need.

[shoyowo]

………..anyway eat the rich !!

[rheaitis]

oh, look, primary material for my thesis.

[sa2ha]

i needed this

[scoundreltime]

[ehlihr]

gus johnson 2 electric boogaloo

[fagcel]

if you call a cis person’s gender their gender and a trans person’s gender their gender identity i’m gonna kill you sorry

[fagcel]

[brookeolin]

Pride month is for corporation to tell us how much they love and appreciate is 🌈🌈🌈

[butihavejoy]

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