oozey mess
titsay
noise dept.
gracie abrams
occasionally subtle
blake kathryn
official daine visual archive
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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YOU ARE THE REASON
NASA
RMH
Cosimo Galluzzi
cherry valley forever
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Cosmic Funnies
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@thr-0ffical
hello everyone.
allow me to set the scene.
this is @cranberry-branflakes .
now, here is my comment.
do y'all see where i'm going with this?
alright guys new mission
tumblr-micro-celeb-itize bran.
STARTING NOW GO GO GO GUYS
WAIT NO NO NO
New friend
can confirm, being a gimmick is not enough, you must be moots with the Offical and have 300 followers
Tf you mean "The Offical"???
did you make this gimmick literally just to prove you were the Offical
Yes
oh shit i forgot about art fight
wait holy shit spider-man is an oc haver??
tumblr tos says its required to make an account
official rule
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who tf are you
oh shit i forgot about art fight
wait holy shit spider-man is an oc haver??
tumblr tos says its required to make an account
official rule
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going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
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i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
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i’m p sure i’m shadow banned
Nope
Have to post this favorite of mine
@diseases-for-center-control your preferred method of hydration i assume
I legit love the word nothingburger. 10/10 word
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is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins
One could say it culturally necessary,
Especially if you had twins
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fingering his plot hole
this site is so easy
source
please credit me if you repost !
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I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔
Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep
Uh oh
Is what she said when I immediately reached for my phone and opened Tumblr instead of responding
@everything-you-feel-is-real I know by tumblr tradition that I'm to say "impossible, my posts never blow up like that," or "please don't do this to me."
But I feel in my bones that you are right. If this is to be my wife's moment of glory, I am willing to suffer notification overload, that the world may know she is funny. #MyFunnyWife
They volunteer for tribute
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Everyone love me
Or hate me
Or nuance me
Or make it a habit to watch you every waking second
Bran help Jamma is basically bullying me (telling me to actually do something about my crush)
I AGREE WITH JAMMA
NO BUT I'LL BE EXECUTED
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I EXPRESS HUMAN EMOTIONS DUH
I DONT THINK IT IS VIN
BUT IT IS THO
IT REALLY ISNT
Y'all I dont think this is working ....
.....
Go get the crush
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You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.
How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.
Sounds like brain freeze
TODAY WAS FRIDAY 13TH AND I HAD TWO TESTS TODAY
Woah I did not mean to press the image button
ONE OF THOSE TESTS WAS A HISTORY TEST AND I GOT 12/16 CHAT 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥
Wait I must math…
12/16=x/100
Cross multiply to get 1200=16x
Divide both sides by 16
x=75
Or rather 75/100 or 75%
Which is a C
A 75% in England is a grade 7 or 8, which is equivalent to an A or A* (A+)
.....how do i always forget Satan is 12 ....
incredible stuff happening out there
There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.
@evilwizard
don’t involve me in this…
@theshitpostcalligrapher ?
@teaboot ?
☹️
@derinthescarletpescatarian ?
Ask the cookie clicker guy
For block list maybe
Uh @thebibliosphere is a best selling author think that counts?
Over my undead body.
"the gang's all here" ass post except none of you want to be here XD
“the gang’s all here” ass
post except none of you want
to be here XD
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
So as the only one not to pass like a lit stick of dynamite the title of blog to follow goes to haiku bot
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THIS IS MY CIRCUS YOU ARE MY MONKEYS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND.
Understand sure ,caring is another matter
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