Revvy

Am lowkey tired

[revenge-official]

wassup its revenge, call me revvy. currently kidnapped by @temu-offical I hate almost everyone. Unless you are my kid. Seperate page for that later. If you need something. Idk dont ask me? (Unless its about revenge)

Pronouns

they them

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

oooo it's the fuckin intro post

I am the fuckin wizard

If you are a part of the Officialverse and are interested in my journey to the Throne, send me an ask and ill get you a place in court for my battle against @oppossum-offical and @breadcrumb-offical (DO. NOT. HARASS. THEM.)

all are welcome :) except if you’re a bigot

If you are a member of the officialverse Ill let you in court/grant you a wish if you support my endeavor to take the Throne (send me an ask or tag a post with #revolt against breadcrumb)

I doth thanketh thee Wizardians! who aid me in my revolt against Breadcrumb and Opossum

@assistant-offical, @yearning--offical @7-eleven-offical @coffee-shop-offical @aftonsparv-ikea-alien-offical @awesome-offical @bill-cipher-offical @nebulas-stars @rice-officall @shoe-offical @will-solace-offical @thalia-grace-offical @vagabond-offical

@zookeeper-official @bisexual-official @bill-cipher-offical @ribcage-offical @satan-offical @coffee-shop-offical @official-offical @capgras-delusion-offical @lemonade-offical @No-one-official @sussex-official @assistant-offical @man-offical @woman-offical @hyperfixation-official @Webtoon-official @blue-solo-cup-offical @purple-solo-cup-official @revenge-official

[revenge-official]

Hmm, an endeavor to take the throne? Sounds interesting I must say.... though, I feel as if one wish isnt enough maybe lets strike a deal... yeah? I get one wish and your soul, bound to me for life, eh? Sounds pretty.. what do the kids say these days? "Rad"? Yes, sounds pretty rad to me

[de-activated-offical]

Your honor, they're obviously lying. Humans don't have "lights", so there's absolutely no way I could've punched their "lights out".

[revenge-official]

and if they DID punch their "lights out" there was no way they could've hit the pavement

[revenge-official]

thats so

[oceantoyz]

Trick-or-treat! Take one and pass the bucket (reblog) to your mutuals!

Starburst

Milky Way

Peanut M&M's Fun Size

Skittles

Voting ended onNov 7, 2025

[old-mop-offical]

*takes the bucket*

@thesightofthestarsmakemesmile and @no-one-offical? *dumps candy in your laps*

[no-one-offical]

CANDY FOR MY CHILDREN

@imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @thesightofthestarsmakemesmile @queen-suzu @some-apples @sophia-ze-first @funny-tags-offical @vent-dweller-offical @who-offical + that other one sorry the search thingy isn't working

[funny-tags-offical]

yum!!

[fangirlmenace]

@themostrandommoon @mer-acle @insertcpnhere @animehaircolors I took Statburst!!! What are yall getting?

[themostrandommoon]

SKITTLES

@temu-offical @hallucinations-offical

[hallucinations-offical]

skittles

@revenge-official @tgirl-offical @gaslight-offical @oldersister-offical

[revenge-official]

milkyway open tags

[revenge-official]

Mother (gender neutral). Mother Į̶̢͚̞̜͔̣̭̲̥̪̱̹̄̉̈̈́͛̕ bring the souls of the damned food!

ooc: sorry i've been gone for so long, it's been a hectic month

*gives you so many damned souls*

Ooc: its ight glad ur oki

[hallucinations-offical]

Thank you kindly, :D How is thy?

[revenge-official]

Hella tired 😎

You?

[disclaimeriamaloser]

sad story: i want mozzarella sticks but i do not have mozzarella sticks

[revenge-official]

Mother (gender neutral). Mother Į̶̢͚̞̜͔̣̭̲̥̪̱̹̄̉̈̈́͛̕ bring the souls of the damned food!

ooc: sorry i've been gone for so long, it's been a hectic month

*gives you so many damned souls*

Ooc: its ight glad ur oki

[sunny-sourzii]

I made a "which mutual am I" thing so here you go💥💥💥

This was fun to make actually :]

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

What color am I to you guys?

No pressure:

@royal-cupidity @tulipisagarden @the-pineapple-offical @pavement-offical @no-one-offical @/open tags

[man-offical]

I was not tagged. WAS. NOT.

but I do anyway. ok?

you are black, yellow, and a little of pink. ok? platonic pink.

ok?

TAGS:

@stupid-offical @woman-offical @no-one-offical @britain-offical @james-offical

and any of my mutual who wish to do this ok??

[woman-offical]

yellow frfrfr

@yuri-offical @yaoi-offical @sally-offical @boy-offical @australia-offical @no-one-offical @whale-offical

[sally-offical]

pink!! ❤️

I don’t have mutuals but I’ll tag other employees.@homosexuality-offical @boy-offical @girl-offical @business-man-offical @tim-tam-offical

[tim-tam-offical]

hi sally :)

ur purple and perhaps a little bit of black

@strawberry-shortkid-offical @wales-offical @authoritarianism-offical @jaffa-cake-offical @acrylics-offical (no pressure)

[wales-offical]

Tim Tam green

:)

@tgirl-offical @femboy-offical @australia-offical @asexual-offical

[tgirl-offical]

ddraig is orange and yellow <3

@thing-offical @australia-offical

[themostrandommoon]

your yellow

@temu-offical @hallucinations-offical

[hallucinations-offical]

green, yellow and like platonic purply-pink. I just wanna like affectionately watch you... okat that sounds really flipping wrong

@gaslight-offical @revenge-official @thing-offical (idc im tagging u again) and @ai-offical

[revenge-official]

blurple

[mobiletaskforces-offical]

[OFFICALVERSE SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT]

Hey guys, this is the mod behind Intern Cecil here, breaking character for (practically) the first time.

Quick PSA for any unwanted anon messages or weird vibes in your inbox/replies/reblogs lately.

The officalverse is built on weirdness and shitposting like the fiends we are. But harassment and threats aren't a part of the community. If you're getting messages that feel unsafe, here's some steps you can take:

Turn off Anon (even if it's temporary) if you're being spammed

Block any throwaway blogs connected to the asks (they sometimes follow up or reblog)

Screenshot & document anything/everything threatening or explicit

You do not have to answer/respond to mean or violent asks. You are allowed to delete or ignore them

If something crosses a line (especially violence or sexual threats) you are allowed to report it to Tumblr directly or (if you're a minor) talk to an adult you trust, even if it's just to help figure out what to do next

If you're seeing someone else get harassed, don't escalate. But feel free to leave a kind comment/reblog something normal from them. Remind them they belong here.

You aren't overreacting. You're not ruining any vibes. You deserve to feel safe while posting from "toaster-with-bad-vibes-offical".

Stay safe out there.

[villain-offical]

Remember that Tumblr stores people's IPs on anon, so if you report an anon it will affect the user's actual account should Tumblr decide to take action. Don't be afraid to report just because its an anonymous ask ‼️

[revenge-official]

yes, dont let people harass you because they think its "funny" you are human and deserve to be treated as such! Never forget revvy loves you. And dont ever let those monsters get to you!

[jellyfish-offical]

Oi boss I got that plutonium you wanted, where do I put it?

Shoot put that away the MIB are watching me

[revenge-official]

*stares at you suspiciously*

[jellyfish-offical]

You got a problem?

(I hope not cause I think you're cool and we could be allies)

[revenge-official]

nah dude. I got many

(Ohmygodohmygodohmygod jelly wants to be allies with me?)

*looks tough*

[jellyfish-offical]

Hmmm there was one that tried to eat my children and I...

But I would rather have friends/allies then enemies

(Be allies or you become a jellyfish and apart of the B L O O M)

[revenge-official]

I dont care for jellyfish. Nor jellyfish children as snacks. I have my own children that I need to protect as well. I shall become allies with you and I will take revenge on the people you need me to.

[jellyfish-offical]

Oi boss I got that plutonium you wanted, where do I put it?

Shoot put that away the MIB are watching me

[revenge-official]

*stares at you suspiciously*

[jellyfish-offical]

You got a problem?

(I hope not cause I think you're cool and we could be allies)

[revenge-official]

nah dude. I got many

(Ohmygodohmygodohmygod jelly wants to be allies with me?)

*looks tough*

[jellyfish-offical]

Oi boss I got that plutonium you wanted, where do I put it?

Shoot put that away the MIB are watching me

[revenge-official]

*stares at you suspiciously*

[evilducks-offical]

Since- since when-..?

500????

And twelve????

Thank you??????

I love y’all <3

Idk how you guys let me get this far <3

This has just been me projecting my duck hyper-fixation on all of tumblr <3

I appreciate all of you and this blog has been so fun and the community I’ve found is so amazing and awesome and oh gods I’m tearing up-

[revenge-official]

I love you @evilducks-offical 🥹

[satan-offical]

Satan says transgender rights or you get transgender knifed

[revenge-official]

that doesn't rhyme.

revvy says transgender rights or i shall smite

[amnesia-offical]

Can someone help me to forget something I can’t forget something

[revenge-official]

check your stove top

[fake-news-offical]

trump died

[revenge-official]

almost started partying till I read your handle.