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If there's anything you'd like me to tag, please let me know.

[dilfosaur]

todd

[kosmogrl]

I love doing nothing, what I don't love is the inevitable overthinking that comes with doing nothing

[kosmogrl]

[play-now-my-lord]

tetanus fact: it's an old wives' tale that tetanus is caused by rusty metal. it's actually caused by puncture wounds substantially deeper than they are wide, which introduce ubiquitous anaerobic spores (i.e. the "seeds" of single-celled organisms which cannot grow if exposed to oxygen) into a warm, poorly-oxygenated space in the body. so receiving shallow cuts from a rusty knife is not likely to give you tetanus but puncture wounds from clean but non-sterile objects can. this is great news if you like receiving superficial wounds from rusty knives and blades and swords all over your dumbass body

[anarchautistic]

Stop calling them superficial. All my wounds are passionate and meaningful

[pallidprincess]

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

[pallidprincess]

[lierdumoa]

No, no, no, you see on tiktok an algorithm feeds you misinformation. On Tumblr I feed myself misinformation from my charcuterie board of hand-selected unhinged mutuals.

[lierdumoa]

None of that mass market junk. Only artisanal, small batch, sustainably cultivated, fair trade horseshit.

[desactivemaintenant-deactivated]

[heavensghost]

cant wait to start feeling normal again I think to myself knowing that i have not once felt normal not at all my whole life not ever

[larval-tear]

born to prance in the glade forced to guard the royal capital

[blackpyrefly]

stop thinking about "glades" and cross your "glaive" with mine boy. a traveller approaches

[larval-tear]

*sigh* who goes there..

[problemsleuth]

a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale

[sabato-n]

[youngalientype]

Me: *googling an object to learn about it*

Google: Buy? You want to buy? Buying it? Amazon Etsy eBay Wish Shein? You are buying it now?

[buddyblanc]

[lestatbf]

sorry for thinking it's hot when men are experiencing the worst torment of their life. as if it's my fault

[kuroshika]

no, no. these are horrors beyond your comprehension. i understand them, though. i desire them carnally.

[jvgsjeff]

[johntorrington]

toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.

[carfuckerlynch]

every day o need to save money and then there is some kind of little fucking item

[firefox-official]

normal but weird about it

[firefox-official]

i like neckties and waiting rooms too much

[firefox-official]

who here really into fax machines

[dknightlight]

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread