Reverse--Necromancer

TERFS NOT WELCOME They/them It's a yeet or be yeeted world out there, and I've just been yote

[reverse--necromancer]

Accidentally logging back into this years old account and looking at old chats feels like walking through a graveyard with how many friends deactivated

you can find me at @reversenecromancerlives these days if any old mutuals see this

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[donttwalkaway-deactivated201302]

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

[incorrect-quotes-batfam-edition]

I’ve had this queued since December 12 last year.

[reverse--necromancer]

I haven't been on this account in months, the fuck is going on here?

[c3rvida3]

These fox skulls I got from this dude on eBay are so greasy I'm convinced that he put extra grease on them. I think he Criscoed these bad boys.

[c3rvida3]

STOP LAUGHING AT ME THEY'RE SO GREASY I WAS PROMISED NO GREASE

[c3rvida3]

1.) I KNOW how greasy animal skulls are before you clean em. He just said he was gonna degrease these, is why I'm so upset by the grease.

2.) They were shipped all together loosey goosey in a Save A Lot bag that was

3.) PACKED IN LOOSE OWEN CORNINGS FIBERGLASS INSULATION.

And when I messaged him about it, he was like, "You're insane, man, these bones aren't even that greasy at all and customers all around the world love me for my fiberglass insulation."

[c3rvida3]

Not trying to start drama in the eBay packing materials fandom again, but why were THESE shipped to me in hospital scrubs???

[c3rvida3]

Prescription bottle full of teeth in the mail yesterday. It never fucking ends.

[moringmark]

[moringmark]

[baphmochii]

my favorite gay couple: church boy & hatsune miku 😎✊🏻

[ adult salvis btw]

[baphmochii]

I'd like to think travis is pretty tall in his adult years while sal remains short lol. The short & tall husband duo, I love that I can draw travis happy and with his special someone. 💙

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[fluff-a-fluffs]

Omg this looks like some sort of Fairytale Horror; like, a town with trees that have missing pets or people etched into them- coming off naturally enough to be dismissed as bark/tree discolouration

[questions-within-questions]

The framing of this image is just perfect subtle horror. 

[squareenix-official-deactivated]

Chill it’s a pole

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

you missed the tree entirely didnt you buddy

[squareenix-official-deactivated]

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

[reverse--necromancer]

hear me out: the paper knows it's mostly destroyed and won't be able to help the owners find their dog, so it asks it's tree brother to help out.

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[pisss-offf-ghostt]

This fucking site…

[a-mess-of-fandoms]

I just had to share this😂

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post.

Bonus pending

[whisperingrockers]

redraw of an oc meme for lumity lol

[catsbeaversandducks]

Mama Hens And Their Babies

Via Bored Panda

[earhartsease]

hens and capybaras

[jackalspine]

I differ finish the other version of this where they’re both biblically accurate lol

Day 2: sep.8 Strange

I guess it’s a part 2 to that other one huh.

“Pt.1”

[moringmark]

[filibusterfrog]

core classes as undead :)

[filibusterfrog]

pathfinder inventor as undead commissioned by the lovely @physicist-pi

[filibusterfrog]

[grievingwithnoreason]

THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY FUCKING DAY

BRO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HES ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS 😭😭😭

[moringmark]

Evil Luz vs. Emperor Belos