Proship + Multiship, queer, trans, (he/him/it), 18+ I love anons!!! Come and talk to me!!! Emojis that are already in use arešŖ¶ āØ,š,š§ļøand āļø Thanks to @coffit0 for their amazing art which Iām using (with permission) for my pfp
Hiya folks, my name is Ria (he/him/it) (18+) and this is where I brain-splurge all my feelings into various fics and drabbles [:
This blog is going to be where I post snippets of what Iām working on, links for chapters and new fics Iāve done, and where people can request things and interact with me!
My inbox is always open for requests, chatting, questions and more!
I love anons!!! Come and talk to me!!! Emojis that are already in use arešŖ¶ āØ,š,š§ļøand āļø
My masterlist is under the cut [:
UPDATED VERSION: I have too many oneshots to link, so I'm linking my longfics, series of oneshots, and a couple of my favourites!
sailors fear the jellyfish: Project Hail Mary aroace secret third thing Strattland, no astrophage au, where they met younger and are twice are weird about each other, ongoing
SUNFLOWER - a spider man, peer pressure duo focused au, set in an marvel-ite universe, with benchtrio hijinks and disabled Ranboo, techno and Phil, ongoing
a kiss with a fist is better than none: Stranger Things Harringrove 5+1 getting together, feat. cluelessness, multiple break ins, homoerotic violence and one (1) kiss, oneshot 22k
to hold a galaxy in the palm of your hand: Project Hail Mary aroace ryland grace propaganga, 1.7k oneshot
Is This Entertaining?: A collection of snippets and drabbles for my superhero/villain au on a discord rp server, showing the backstory of Techno and Ranboo. Featuring dark possessive Techno and the poor orphan he semi-adopts. ongoing
The red means I love you - a series of character explorations about an alternate reality of ITE, where familiar characters are monsters, and the monsters are seen with rose coloured glasses ongoing
the dead house: based on the goosebumps episode 'The Dead House', the Craft family move to a little town in the middle of nowhere... (dark fic, some explicit violence, and horror) ongoing
the hungerbar games - hunger games au, SBI centric, featuring lots of trauma [: ongoing
MCYTBLR AU Fest 2025: Collection of DSMP oneshots written for AU fest!
MCYT Battleship 2026: Collection of DSMP oneshots written for 2026 battleship!
kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say āiām in love with youā and the other one replied āsword slash to the chest. and youāre on fireā
It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your childās goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think Iām going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, Iāve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? Itās not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock
Ya know, it must have been nice for Grace to have Stratt just casually touch him all the time but with no sexual intent. Maybe that's why he so readily grabbed her hand in that one scene.
so the synopsis of The Ring is: you will die 7 days after watching this videotape. my question is does that apply to rewatching the tape. let's say I watch the tape, wait 6 days, and watch it again. does the timer reset to 7 days? can I do this indefinitely? can I become functionally immortal by watching the evil videotape on a weekly basis?
I require the film where someone decides this means they are functionally immortal for 6 days after watching the tape so seeks it out before going on a series of utterly batshit suicide missions. The tape keeps trying to do creepy crap around them and they're just like "I have 3 days 12 hours left to do this prison break so you're not even on my top 10 concerns, either distract this guard for me or go do something about that hair while you're waiting"
The ghost is so baffled and has no idea how to explain that's not how any of this works that it does save them a couple times while trying to get this across, thus convincing them the theory has been validated
Mulan AU where she does get caught by the other fresh recruits while she's bathing but Mushu helps her spin it like the lake is cursed by an evil lizard demon and will turn men into women if they stay in it for too long.
From there it's not actually difficult to get the other soldiers onboard with covering up the fact that poor Ping took one for the team and got afflicted by the vagina curse, especially since it would have been all of them if they hadn't gotten the warning ahead of time. So they agree to help him cover it up, because obviously the army's not going to understand.
Shang is... tentatively glad that the men are bonding and getting along, even if they continue to be deeply weird about it.
Mulan: Uh, what boobs? Huh? Where did these come from?
Mushu: *facepalms and thinks quickly* (speaks from the shadows) I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE LAKE! BEWARE MY CURSED WATERS FOR THEY WILL TURN MEN INTO WOMEN!
Ling, Yao, and Chien Po: Oh no! The spirit of the cursed waters!
Shang: ...is this why you've all been insisting we don't camp anywhere that doesn't have a lake.
Shang: and then none of you actually swim in it.
Shang: and you all keep jumping at shadows.
Shang: wait a second Ping did this happen before or after you became insanely good at fighting?
Shang: did you get better at fighting after you became a woman.
Shang: are women better at fighting than us.
Mulan: ....uh. well. maybe? no one's ever tried to find out.
Yao: [thinking very fast] y'know Captain it's just so hard to find recruits these days.
Chien Po: Real shortage of men.
Ling: Lots of women, though.
Mulan: [catching on] Without marriage prospects.
Shang: You're right, men. The spirits must have done this in order to show us that we should be recruiting women as fighters.
Mushu [from the shadows, seeing an opportunity to do the funniest thing]: EXACTLY, LI SHANG. I HAVE TRANSFORMED PING INTO A WOMAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE TOO LONG OVERLOOKED THE TRUE WAY TO WIN THE WAR.
Mulan [seeing an opportunity to get all the stories straight]: O Great Spirit, is it reversible?
Mushu: WHY WOULD YOU WISH TO REJECT MY GIFT? I HAVE SEEN YOUR HEART, CHILD, AND HAVE ALREADY ALTERED THE MEMORIES OF EVERYONE WHO KNEW YOU BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR THE ARMY. YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THEIR DAUGHTER.
Li Shang: Welp, the spirits have spoken. Ping - wait is your name still Ping if you're a woman now?
Mulan: Uh. Actually, I was thinking of renaming myself. How do you feel about Mulan?
BONUS:
Mulan [climbing out of the eleventh lake the men have arranged for her to swim in]: Yeah no, it didn't work. Still got boobs. [tries to appear dejected].
Chien Po: If it makes you feel better, they're very nice boobs.
