a friend of mine was teasing me about overthinking, so I made this as a sort of self depricating slash stealth-brag comic about it
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a friend of mine was teasing me about overthinking, so I made this as a sort of self depricating slash stealth-brag comic about it
nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together
Why would you hide this in the comments
enough about my guts
it’s time i rearrange his penis.!!!
on it boss!
sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.
you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.
What are your thoughts on musk?
i hope he dies
The platform says it's because of "evolving" industry standards but sellers say they feel "betrayed."
This is horrible, as Etsy was the best place to get high quality kink gear and now many of those shops have been banned. Big brand alternatives often sell much lower quality items than individual sellers selling hand made items. This is what happens when people treat sex as something inherently unsafe: artists have their livelihood destroyed. If anyone is aware of the personal websites of some of these artists who got banned, please link them and I'll try to compile a list.
Etsy sucks for this; here's a masterpost I've saved that has really good sex toys -
From @littlemistit here
I'd check out spicerack.maket, some of my favorite etsy shops moved there after the ban. Also check to see if the folks you bought from on etsy has their own website. My 100% favorite dildo shop - fantasticocks - have their own site that I buy from now.
i havent had anybody bounce and moan on it since.... (a haunted look flashes across my face) the incident.
rubbing my penis
big if true
not really, it's slightly below average
The average penis, when soft, is much smaller than the overwhelming majority of erect penises. As a large majority of penises are currently at rest, it follows that any penises in attack position must be of larger size than the overall average penis size.
It must also be noted that rubbed penis quickly grow to their peak size.
Ergo, big if true.
ok but how do we know everyone isnt hard currently? your argument is built off of an assumption that we cannot verify and therefore your argument is unsound.
Schrodinger's penis exists in a superposition of both hard and soft until it is observed
i think schrodingers penis has actually decomposed by now he's been dead like 60 years
Schrodinger's penis exists in a superposition of both decomposed and fresh and juicy until it is observed
hey im no longer rubbing my penis btw
Neither is schrodinger
OFFTOBER DAY 2. Impurity
What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair
very polite
Multitasking
men should grunt and moan more
fish what is this
it's called manifesting
there’s just something about a monster with really big hands.
he tries to fit a finger inside you, and it feels so big.
when he holds your hand and yours vanishes into his.
the way he pins you down with them, keeping you in place while he takes you, over and over again.
cradling your chin, telling you how good you were, how well you took his cock.
and holding you close, so safe and secure, while you fall asleep.
happy trail leading down to guystrap. you agree
Alessandro Biffignandi
I wanna see what his pretty eyes look like when he cries after I overstim him. 💗💗💗
why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed
maybe i just like it when masc dudes with scars and calluses and a devotion complex bigger than the moon get topped by troubled prettyboys with hands thatve never worked a day in their life. who said that
Thank you for your work soldier 🫡
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Is choking kinky?
Not kinky, very vanilla
That's just rough sex, not kinky
Gateway/entry level kink
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Reblogging for the very high percentage of people here who haven't received adequate sex education. No shame--this included me until a few years ago, I've participated many times myself, and I'm a nurse.
Choking is always edgeplay (i.e very risky). There is no safe way to choke someone. Even light pressure is not safe.
There is a nerve in the neck whose function is to lower heart rate. If you accidentally stimulate this nerve, it's possible to lower the heart rate to zero very quickly. This can result in sudden cardiac death in seconds. Sometimes symptoms can be minimal and they unfortunately also mimic the symptoms of low oxygenation, which are the sensations you're trying to provoke.
Also, if your partner has cholesterol buildup in the major artery leading to the brain--which there is no way to know except an angiogram--small chunks of cholesterol can break off, travel to the brain, and result in stroke. This too can initially cause minor symptoms the partner may not notice until it's too late to reverse the process.
Breathplay is no kidding my very favorite kink in the world, and I hated giving it up, but please think very, very seriously. This is a Risk Aware Consensual Kink activity, not a safe, sane, consensual one.
luke, however, was NOT disappointed in any way, shape or form. i’ve also been fooling myself and drawing idolas Way Too Tiny and this is much better