Guts & Glory

Will also reblog body horror stuff here cause it IS a kind of nsfw. Main account: Spinejackel

[beespaceprogram]

a friend of mine was teasing me about overthinking, so I made this as a sort of self depricating slash stealth-brag comic about it

[pr3ydriv3]

nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

[livingdead-system-deactivated20]

Why would you hide this in the comments

[snyggvur]

enough about my guts

it’s time i rearrange his penis.!!!

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

on it boss!

[cipheramnesia]

[kragehund-est]

sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

[the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod]

What are your thoughts on musk?

[kragehund-est]

i hope he dies

[fucktoyfelix]

Etsy sex toy ban sparks seller outrage

The platform says it's because of "evolving" industry standards but sellers say they feel "betrayed."

This is horrible, as Etsy was the best place to get high quality kink gear and now many of those shops have been banned. Big brand alternatives often sell much lower quality items than individual sellers selling hand made items. This is what happens when people treat sex as something inherently unsafe: artists have their livelihood destroyed. If anyone is aware of the personal websites of some of these artists who got banned, please link them and I'll try to compile a list.

[untitled67344]

Etsy sucks for this; here's a masterpost I've saved that has really good sex toys -

From @littlemistit here

[lavarislightshield]

I'd check out spicerack.maket, some of my favorite etsy shops moved there after the ban. Also check to see if the folks you bought from on etsy has their own website. My 100% favorite dildo shop - fantasticocks - have their own site that I buy from now.

[halondrus]

i havent had anybody bounce and moan on it since.... (a haunted look flashes across my face) the incident.

[clarificationsw]

rubbing my penis

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

big if true

[clarificationsw]

not really, it's slightly below average

[chaussurre]

The average penis, when soft, is much smaller than the overwhelming majority of erect penises. As a large majority of penises are currently at rest, it follows that any penises in attack position must be of larger size than the overall average penis size.

It must also be noted that rubbed penis quickly grow to their peak size.

Ergo, big if true.

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

🔥✍️

[clarificationsw]

ok but how do we know everyone isnt hard currently? your argument is built off of an assumption that we cannot verify and therefore your argument is unsound.

[keeper-of-the-flames]

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

Schrodinger's penis exists in a superposition of both hard and soft until it is observed

[real-live-human]

i think schrodingers penis has actually decomposed by now he's been dead like 60 years

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

Schrodinger's penis exists in a superposition of both decomposed and fresh and juicy until it is observed

[clarificationsw]

hey im no longer rubbing my penis btw

[greenflamethegf]

Neither is schrodinger

[snakeguy999]

OFFTOBER DAY 2. Impurity

[solitaryqueen]

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

[unclefather]

very polite

[preppynihilism]

Multitasking

[i-am-a-fish]

men should grunt and moan more

[glassanomaly]

fish what is this

[i-am-a-fish]

it's called manifesting

[lyonnerileyauthor]

there’s just something about a monster with really big hands.

he tries to fit a finger inside you, and it feels so big.

when he holds your hand and yours vanishes into his.

the way he pins you down with them, keeping you in place while he takes you, over and over again.

cradling your chin, telling you how good you were, how well you took his cock.

and holding you close, so safe and secure, while you fall asleep.

[pansyboybloom]

happy trail leading down to guystrap. you agree

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Alessandro Biffignandi

[eldritch-horror-from-the-void]

I wanna see what his pretty eyes look like when he cries after I overstim him. 💗💗💗

[amnesiaguy]

why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

[amnesiaguy]

maybe i just like it when masc dudes with scars and calluses and a devotion complex bigger than the moon get topped by troubled prettyboys with hands thatve never worked a day in their life. who said that

[garlend]

Thank you for your work soldier 🫡

[upwardsonwards]

[ID: tag reading "scrolled through about 400+ posts to reblog this specific one because I saw a screenshot of it on Twitter and That Just Wasn't Enough For Me" End ID]

[incognitopolls]

Is choking kinky?

Not kinky, very vanilla

That's just rough sex, not kinky

Gateway/entry level kink

Average level of kink

Hard kink

Secret other option

Voting ended onApr 20, 2024

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[chiisana-sukima]

Reblogging for the very high percentage of people here who haven't received adequate sex education. No shame--this included me until a few years ago, I've participated many times myself, and I'm a nurse.

Choking is always edgeplay (i.e very risky). There is no safe way to choke someone. Even light pressure is not safe.

There is a nerve in the neck whose function is to lower heart rate. If you accidentally stimulate this nerve, it's possible to lower the heart rate to zero very quickly. This can result in sudden cardiac death in seconds. Sometimes symptoms can be minimal and they unfortunately also mimic the symptoms of low oxygenation, which are the sensations you're trying to provoke.

Also, if your partner has cholesterol buildup in the major artery leading to the brain--which there is no way to know except an angiogram--small chunks of cholesterol can break off, travel to the brain, and result in stroke. This too can initially cause minor symptoms the partner may not notice until it's too late to reverse the process.

Breathplay is no kidding my very favorite kink in the world, and I hated giving it up, but please think very, very seriously. This is a Risk Aware Consensual Kink activity, not a safe, sane, consensual one.

[adarkmachine-blog]

luke, however, was NOT disappointed in any way, shape or form. i’ve also been fooling myself and drawing idolas Way Too Tiny and this is much better