5 Seconds Of Summer

Just some random 5 Seconds of Summer stuff.

[didhewinkback]

one direction will always be so so so bittersweet to me like they were such a foundation of my teenage years while at the same time those boys were spending most of their days trapped in hotel rooms or waking up at 2 am to record an album and non stop touring and working so much more than anyone let alone a bunch of teenage boys should work and its always been hard to reconcile those two realities especially on a day like today because god when they were good together, they were so good together.

and i just don't think anything like them will ever happen again. 5 boys from basically working class backgrounds thrust into a level of fame the height of which hadn't been seen for decades, all of them becoming the breadwinners of their families before the age of 18. the immense pressure but also the amount of fun they were. the tragedy and joy of it all intertwined. really impossible to put into words

[beemovieerotica]

thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[lastvalyrian]

You get on the bus and then everyone does the Flintstones thing

[freeshavacado]

you can only reblog this today

[tom-nippleston]

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

[lich-of-the-golgari]

@alltheshit-althetime

[suntosirius]

THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK

[fozby]

dancer is my life

[thedanliest]

YES HERE IT IS, JUST IN THE SAINT NICK OF TIME

[stagkingswife]

I love these funky little deer, gotta reblog at least once!

[ruinedchildhood]

[theoldness]

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

[lady-dainty]

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

[catrad0rable]

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

[transcrowleyy]

this has layers, man

[homunculus-argument]

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

[homunculus-argument]

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

[catgirlwheels]

...how does it taste?

[homunculus-argument]

bad

[writingtoolofdubiousintegrity]

the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.

By adding milk to sour water you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.

[homunculus-argument]

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

[gayrandalgraves]

wait now I'm curious. if your mutuals could come visit you right now what would be the first thing you'd show them from your town/city?

[huffylemon]

the penis that the virgin mary statue illuminates onto the local catholic church every night when they shine a light in her

[huffylemon]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Upon seeing my shoes, someone said, “Wow, I can’t believe there are people who still tie their shoes. What a bold fashion statement.” I looked down to see that everyone’s shoes were untied. 

[daloy-politsey]

You are not pro life. You literally spent the last two years arguing that grandma should die for the economy.

[kitcat992]

I work in healthcare and I've had patients flat out tell me "if you're weak/immunocompromised then that's just nature doing their job."

The worse part is, when I tell them I'm immunocompromised AND on immunosuppressants, they don't change their answer. One responded "I said what I said."

[gothish]

i don’t need to put my mental disorders in my bio you can easily infer that there’s something wrong with me

[stuckinapril]

girl help i am the most sensitive person you can ever meet but also the most emotionally unavailable person you can ever meet at the exact same time and i’m still trying to make it work somehow

[hairstylesbeauty]

[wrathofthestag]

(x)

[snarky-badger]

[thisismygamingblog]

"Weird flex, but okay."

[iwt-v]

Betty White and a bear stop what you’re doing and reblog

Betty White: First Lady of Television (Netflix)

[theiconicmeghanmarkle]

Rest In Peace to the legendary Betty White. Thank you for being a friend to us all. 😥

[placethemoonatmyeyes]

stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!

[obliqe]

fuck emily in paris i want françois in texas