Just Breathe

"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music"

[memewhore]

[were-ralph]

i will never stop reblogging this how the fuck did she slide against the wall so perfectly

[russiawave]

[holespoles]

Chinese artist Shou Xin creates the most wonderful cats with just a few pencil lines

[suddenlysprite]

Moving house tomorrow

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Be careful, I've heard they're heavy

[eggshellsareneat]

Not mine, mine is a

[m0nk3y-bl0g]

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

I see the neurodivergent girlies are enjoying this

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[the-therapist-is-ace]

What the-

[rvioletprince27]

I haven’t seen this in about 4 years. I’m glad it’s back.

[pomegranate-flower]

[aveloka-draws]

Couldn't stop thinking about that tweet, I love the idea of a god promoting his faith.

[cock]

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

[luftwaffel-deactivated20131125]

who did you have to kill to get that URL

[flashdrive-fucker]

this is the perfect post. an already fantastic opening line. but while youre distracted by that, the next guy fucking smacks you in the face with cock

[bowlifecomics]

It makes me happy when they listen

[cheap-pink-mints]

[bowlifecomics]

YES. YES YES YES THANK YOU

[thepioden]

If you have friends whose Thing is a movie or TV series I VERY much recommend doing an Annotated Movie Party with them. This is where you watch the Thing and the person gets to explain the lore/background/production notes as you go. Pause as necessary to go on deep dives/ask follow-up questions.

I've started doing this with friends - they did Star Wars, now I'm doing Lord of the Rings. The films' runtime is approximately tripled, and I have learned SO much about Space Fights and explained SO much about Gay Elves. We are having a blast.

[dopeybeauty]

[fearlesschildhoodd]

You fucking salmon…

[theblooddaemon]

Salmon is now officially the pinnacle of insults.

[lenimph]

I REMEMBER THIS MEME THIS IS OLD

[altrbody]

Fabio Viale, marble sculpture.

[allsnarker]

need y'all to know that my friend and i have been looking at fabio's body of work for the past 30 minutes. this is the guy that does the tattoo'd classics sculptures. hyper-realistic tires with weathered tread. fucking. rust textured correctly on nails??? this shit is insane please look at this

[syn4k]

[draculasswife-deactivated202212]

Baroque corset by Joyce Spakman.

[stupidpetface]

[adollop]

now THIS is the spirit of Halloween

[infected]

flowerbabyragdollz 

[shubbabang]

[pankhearst]

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

[graphitetroll]

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

[brunhiddensmusings]

his dating life was a lot of upward struggle

[chubbinafatzarelli]

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

[serinos-kitt]

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

[artemistheartist]

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