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[rightmug]

Just watched s1 of Sullivan's Crossing and came on here to find not a single mention of the fact that Cal's full name is the single funniest choice possible

[ultrasequel]

I keep hearing “grace wears science pun shirts to break the ice with his students” “aww grace wears those shirts to make science more interesting to kids”. Bullshit dude, in all of the classroom scenes he’s wearing business casual. His dumbass science shirts are for the love of the game and nothing else

[socialistexan]

[vitabreva]

[themummersfolly]

How dare you leave this in the tags.

[detectivehole]

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

[animatedamerican]

[theroyalsavage]

[cryptotheism]

EDIT: On the advice of my legal department, I would like to formally apologize to the elderly woman I called a "beta". I was not aware that she was the goddess Athena in disguise.

[cryptotheism]

Okay don't laugh.

[cryptotheism]

Im something called a stink turkey okay

[vonkarn]

kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

[vonkarn]

why do you guys only like my bad posts

[tawked]

Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -

A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.

[4rachn1d]

Just so we are all on the same page, Being kind IS in FACT punk rock

[mantisdepot]

they are best friends

[matt-murdockk]

thunderbolts as a concept is hilarious to me lmfao like imagine your DAD is a part of your friend group

[evermarch]

how do y’all think haymitch felt when katniss came back to him all “i want wiress, beetee, and mags as allies” in catching fire? hand-picking his two and a half men(tors)!!

“of course you do” as his response now means so much more bc he’s not just exasperated he’s like “you really are me with a braid”

[gunsandpoets]

how dare you hide this gem in the replies 😭

[greyishdisaster]

That’s actually the best analysis I’ve ever seen of Haymitch and Katniss’s relationship. Katniss is unaware of everything between them. At the beginning of the trilogy, she thinks Haymitch is a drunk who’s going to send her to her death.

How might things have been different if she’d known how they were connected? If she’d known that Haymitch had loved her parents, but pushed them away for their safety?

Katniss knew that Haymitch was a drunk to protect himself from what happened in the games. But she didn’t learn what happened to the victors until it was too late.

Haymitch put himself in shape because he had tributes willing to fight. I don’t doubt that was part of it, but how much was it that her resemblance to Louella was so strong? How much was it that she was Burdock’s daughter? How much was it that she was Asterid’s youngest daughter’s only remaining parent? How much was it that her habit of speaking when she shouldn’t reminded him too much of Lenore Dove?

And maybe worst of all? How much was it that, in her will to survive, she’d raised her odds astronomically— and both Haymitch and the ghost of Wyatt Callow knew that.

[schokoleibniz]

“average person tries to fuck 3 MILFs a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person tries to fuck 0 MILFs per year. Stanley Dudley, who lives in Northumberland & tries to sleep with over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[paperlit]

Thinking about how Wyatt Callow is proof that Dr. Gaul’s and Snow’s assertion that humanity’s essential nature is violent (which is part of their argument for the Capitol’s control being necessary) is false. That “What happened in the arena? That’s humanity undressed… A boy with a club who beats another boy to death. That’s mankind in its natural state.” is false.

I’m sure he had it all calculated. He knew exactly what choices would give him the best odds of survival. He knew that the faster he got out of the initial bloodshed the better his chances would be. He knew that letting other kids die would benefit his odds of survival. He knew exactly what he should’ve done to preserve himself.

And yet, he threw all those statistics and odds, all that reason and logic out the window in the name of protecting Lou Lou, a girl that wasn’t even from his district. He threw it all out the window in the name of helping another human being that was in an unfair situation and had worse odds than him. He knew who the real enemy was; he knew it wasn’t the other kids being taken advantage of by the Capitol just like him.

That is humanity.

[ohsuestorm]

gotta love Suzanne Collins' dedication to dropping a banger every few years, re-traumatizing a whole generation and disappearing back into the abyss without a single word

[heartforeyes]

I wish Maysilee Donner would've met President Snow. He wouldve said some corny shit like "Snow lands on top" and she would've eaten the words and chewed them right back up so nasty that he would've been so ashamed to say them ever again.

[boywiththebreadpeeta]

Katniss wouldn’t even have to kill snow bc Maysilee would’ve made snow be suicidal for saying “snow lands on top”

[waterandsilver]

"isn't it unrealistic that every time some rebellion shit goes on in District 12 it's someone related to or connected to Lucy Gray" no because Snow committed the cardinal sin of dating someone from a big family in a small town

[waterandsilver]

Lots of people in the notes making good + valid points about how art and music are used as forms of protest. But also. Haymitch has a Covey girlfriend because SOTR is written in conversation with TBOSAS. You're meant to compare Haymitch's true and selfless love for Lenore Dove with Snow's possessive, conditional, manipulative feelings for Lucy Gray. Guys they're foils. They're foils guys

[ilikebooksanstuff]

i love how suzanne just gives us a little treat by mentioning the katniss plant every book. like here u go. ik u miss our girl. she's fine. enjoy lowercase katniss