Wanna Iguana?

Erika. Parks fandom alum. Here for your text posts. Sometimes I write things.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[rakdos-dogdyke]

Puts the product on tumblr for all to share it

[firebirdeternal]

My what a guy, that Gaston.

[scarletjohansson]

MELFRIENDSHIP MELHAPPINESS MELWHIMSY MELJOY

[apolladay]

Do you know what day of the week you were born?

yes

no

Voting ended onMar 7

[escapepodding]

The miscommunication in Heated Rivalry is because they're living in different romance types to begin with:

Shane: In some sort of Austen-esque existence where hjs ill-advised flirtation with a notorious rake goes too far. Scandalised by the intimate use of first names he flees, concerned what society and his goodly parents will think, his reputation at stake. He tries to find a proper marriage prospect but alas his heart is lost to the rake! But he finally follows his heart and invites Ilya into his home too (and accepts first name usage!)

Ilya: Smoldering in mirrors and out of windows and getting emotionally wuthered screaming Shane's name on a moor. My man is byronically going through it gothic style

[escapepodding]

Scott Hunter is trying to live his best modern rom com life and is side-eyeing the fuck out of these two. No idea what's going on there and franly doesn't want to

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

WHY IS THIS SO GOOD?!

[the-ladyrae]

They put drugs in this show, and this edit is the closest I've come to being able to snort it like cocaine. Excluding binging the entire show in 6 hours after first turning on episode one to see what all the fuss was about.

[zeroaddzero]

[prideandprejudice]

— But you hate him.

[lipglosswearer]

why aren’t all mugs microwave safe. grow up.

[pancakeke]

[francislangdon]

The Pitt 2.01 "7:00AM"

[imightbe-a-robot]

It's been 15 years since one of the best scenes of Doctor Who 😭😭

[delusion-of-negation]

[tardis whoosh]

"ahh :/"

[tardis whoosh]

"ahh :D"

[musicalhell]

I can’t decide if it’s funnier if the Doctor just did a really shitty parking job, or the TARDIS did it on purpose as a practical joke.

[asystolle]

when you're suing her, this is who you're launching a malpractice suit at btw

[eloiscbridgerton]

no one: victoria javadi: 👀

THE PITT 2.01 – 7:00 A.M.

[divorcedfranklangdon]

love to be so back

[curryalley]

A billboard promises "you can have it all."

A husband doesn't know the name of his child's teacher or what the morning routine is or what the boy was wearing that day.

A question about hiring childcare is deferred to the wife because "thats her area."

A wife comes home late from work after a career-altering meeting to a husband complaining how hard it was to parent their child and to a kitchen absolutely destroyed but no dinner left for her.

A family is the victim of shattering crime and all the online comments cast suspicion at the mother because "why wasn't she there" and "how could she not know."

All Her Fault has things to say about how women are treated and it is saying them with a bullhorn.

[maaarine]

All Her Fault 1x02

[tatooineknights]

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (1980) Dir. Irvin Kershner

[voidspacecowboy]

Not only should it be law that anything AI generated on the internet should be labelled as such but every website, app, and digital service should have a button I can click that removes any AI from my interactions with that site/service. I don't want your AI assistant I don't want your AI-generated ad copy I don't want this insidious little thing that has crept into so much of the internet that I can be using it without even realising or knowing. If you couldn't be bothered to have a human make it I can't be bothered to look at it sorry bye