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Lover of tildes, video games, anime, and fantasy! INFP personality for all that it is worth~ Oh yeah. I'm also an amazingly cute transgirl, and proud of it! >:3She/her prounouns please!

[rinissa-blog]

crash

[rinissa-blog]

Crash

[sidetongue]

So yesterday I was sitting at my outside table and chairs eating potato chips, and today I am sitting at my table and chairs WITHOUT potato chips. The chickens are having a hard time comprehending that this is possible, and they are on a desperate search for chips.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[zerosocialskillz]

Today is the only day you can reblog this meme, everyone

[thefallenbibliophilequote]

Happy 22/2/22 day!

[niuniente]

Not to mention that today, 22/2/22 Pluto has finished its trip around the sun which started in 1774.

[shinygoldstar]

edited from this

[thatghostofadeer]

I am going to make one of these and stick it to my wall

[normal-horoscopes]

[ghostpetrol]

[pseudinymous]

Every so often I get slammed in the face by the size discrepancy between Danny and Jack Fenton.

[catchymemes]

[stereden]

@thebibliosphere why do i get the feeling that Vlad tried something like this at least once?

[thebibliosphere]

I mean, vampires in my world cast reflections, but he’d absolutely do something like this. And a multitude of other things.

[catflowerqueen]

…But wouldn’t it still be too dark to see under the eyepatch?

[curlicuecal]

But that’s such an interesting question, because if mirrors don’t reflect vampires, that suggests they reflect light from BEHIND vampires, either passing through or bending around, in which case the mirror should reflect that light even from under an eyepatch.

Alternatively, perhaps the vampire’s skin, or the vampire’s soul, or the vampire’s absence of soul instead changes its own reflected light to scatter in the shape that it would have scattered in if the vampire had not been there, like some sort of glimpse into a parallel universe, echoing across realities, in which case yes it is too dark in there.

[hiveswap]

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

[hiveswap]

Everyone schedule

[hiveswap]

Pm

[go-learn-esperanto]

Doing it again since I accidentally put the wrong time zone

Event Time Announcer - Tumblr - Crash

Event Time Announcer shows time for Tumblr - Crash in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Friday, April 1, 2022 at 12:35

So everyone can find their time :3

[hiveswap]

You may ask, "Jenna, why do you want this? Isn't there enough suffering in the world?" Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don't actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty, motherfuckers.

[gelatinous-cat]

I know most people know this but some people in the notes don't, so reminder that you don't have to wake up or anything to post it, just schedule the post like this:

now you just hit the blue schedule and forget about it until the day it happens 👍

[demonboyhalo]

oh hell yeah im doing this gamers join us

[johnconstantinesdick]

[ID: A series of screenshots showing how to schedule a post on tumblr desktop. The first photo points to the arrow next to the “post” button. The second shows a popup with an arrow pointing to the “schedule” option. The third has the date and time options outlined with a box, with arrows pointing to it and instructions that read “change time + date”. The last photo had the schedule date outlined again, but this time the scheduled date changed to 04/01/2022 at 12:35 pm. End ID]

[vergess]

Mishapocalyse 2: The Crash

[nowscience-blog]

Keeping the Tigers entertained

[mountainmavensandmuses]

Winner winner, red meat dinner🐯

[motivatedslacker]

I like how there’s the one tiger in the background just sitting there. “I’ll wait to be fed PROPERLY, thank you.”

[poptarttroublebiscuit]

I love how politely they’re taking turns

[khaleesiofthegreatdairystate]

Cats are literally all the same.

[r4cs0]

Suckers

[the-falling-graysons]

How to get the boys in the bath

[left-myself-in-the-alleyway]

How dare you hide this in the tags

[rongzhi]

Boys in China dropping a giant snowball into a lake

[mistbjorn]

[drtanner]

The IMPACT NOISE

[nedsseveredhead]

Thank you for engaging in the mortifying ordeal of being known so that I may partake in the euphoric experience of knowing you.

[thursdayin94]

Dropped a small potato n started crying how’s everyone else doin tonight

[potato]

am on floor

[video-game-jams]

Visit Original Link

Final Fantasy IX - You’re Not Alone!

[coolfrogdude]

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

[plausiblyren]

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

[adulthoodisokay]

this post is from THIS YEAR

[glowzoul]

had to fact check and holy shit 2020 really has been 3 years long.

[flavoracle]

Happy one year anniversary little thread

[official-lucifers-child]

happy 2 year anniversary, it’s been 3849493 years actually

[pukicho]

What the fuck I coulda sworn I made this 10 years ago

[atalana]

yeah no whoever was dating that wasn’t looking at the right version of the post, the original’s from october 2017

[pukicho]

You telling me someone gaslit me on my own post?

[gayavatarstyle]

Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?

Aang: I recall yes

Sokka: can I have it

Aang: …what?

Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes

Aang: what no

Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko

Aang:

Aang:

Aang: okay five minutes

This fukn post had me reeling so ofc I had to draw it

[gayavatarstyle]

hi take everything I own

[imnotokaythanks]

There’s more!

[arachnopus]

[helixholmes-deactivated20220320]

OH GOSH GOLLY I JUST GOT THE TOPH JOKE HOLY CRUD

[piglii]

hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this

the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.

[piglii]

FOUND IT

[andmaybegayer]

Oh this is only the first image in the Eschatron 9000 Series

[andmaybegayer]

and the finale, because of the Tumblr image limit

[piglii]

thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected

[a-third-attempt]

I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask “hey i think i saw a weird image once” and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like “oh yeah that’s the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop series” and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images you’ve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema

[marisatomay]

i hope your onions caramelize. i hope my onions caramelize. i hope we both sauté our root vegetables to perfection. slow cooked onions in loving pan.