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So yesterday I was sitting at my outside table and chairs eating potato chips, and today I am sitting at my table and chairs WITHOUT potato chips. The chickens are having a hard time comprehending that this is possible, and they are on a desperate search for chips.
Today is the only day you can reblog this meme, everyone
Happy 22/2/22 day!
Not to mention that today, 22/2/22 Pluto has finished its trip around the sun which started in 1774.
edited from this
I am going to make one of these and stick it to my wall
Every so often I get slammed in the face by the size discrepancy between Danny and Jack Fenton.
@thebibliosphere why do i get the feeling that Vlad tried something like this at least once?
I mean, vampires in my world cast reflections, but heâd absolutely do something like this. And a multitude of other things.
âŚBut wouldnât it still be too dark to see under the eyepatch?
But thatâs such an interesting question, because if mirrors donât reflect vampires, that suggests they reflect light from BEHIND vampires, either passing through or bending around, in which case the mirror should reflect that light even from under an eyepatch.
Alternatively, perhaps the vampireâs skin, or the vampireâs soul, or the vampireâs absence of soul instead changes its own reflected light to scatter in the shape that it would have scattered in if the vampire had not been there, like some sort of glimpse into a parallel universe, echoing across realities, in which case yes it is too dark in there.
Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?
Everyone schedule
Pm
Doing it again since I accidentally put the wrong time zone
Event Time Announcer shows time for Tumblr - Crash in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Friday, April 1, 2022 at 12:35
So everyone can find their time :3
You may ask, "Jenna, why do you want this? Isn't there enough suffering in the world?" Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don't actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty, motherfuckers.
I know most people know this but some people in the notes don't, so reminder that you don't have to wake up or anything to post it, just schedule the post like this:
now you just hit the blue schedule and forget about it until the day it happens đ
oh hell yeah im doing this gamers join us
[ID: A series of screenshots showing how to schedule a post on tumblr desktop. The first photo points to the arrow next to the âpostâ button. The second shows a popup with an arrow pointing to the âscheduleâ option. The third has the date and time options outlined with a box, with arrows pointing to it and instructions that read âchange time + dateâ. The last photo had the schedule date outlined again, but this time the scheduled date changed to 04/01/2022 at 12:35 pm. End ID]
Mishapocalyse 2: The Crash
Keeping the Tigers entertained
Winner winner, red meat dinnerđŻ
I like how thereâs the one tiger in the background just sitting there. âIâll wait to be fed PROPERLY, thank you.â
I love how politely theyâre taking turns
Cats are literally all the same.
Suckers
How to get the boys in the bath
How dare you hide this in the tags
Boys in China dropping a giant snowball into a lake
The IMPACT NOISE
Thank you for engaging in the mortifying ordeal of being known so that I may partake in the euphoric experience of knowing you.
Dropped a small potato n started crying howâs everyone else doin tonight
am on floor
Final Fantasy IX - Youâre Not Alone!
original thread by @pukicho and several other users
I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention
this post is from THIS YEAR
had to fact check and holy shit 2020 really has been 3 years long.
Happy one year anniversary little thread
happy 2 year anniversary, itâs been 3849493 years actually
What the fuck I coulda sworn I made this 10 years ago
yeah no whoever was dating that wasnât looking at the right version of the post, the originalâs from october 2017
You telling me someone gaslit me on my own post?
Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozaiâs firebending?
Aang: I recall yes
Sokka: can I have it
Aang: âŚwhat?
Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes
Aang: what no
Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko
Aang:
Aang:
Aang: okay five minutes
hi take everything I own
Thereâs more!
OH GOSH GOLLY I JUST GOT THE TOPH JOKE HOLY CRUD
hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that Iâve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this
the button doesnât necessarily say âElucidate the Raptureâ but it does say something thatâs kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.
FOUND IT
Oh this is only the first image in the Eschatron 9000 Series
and the finale, because of the Tumblr image limit
thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected
I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask âhey i think i saw a weird image onceâ and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like âoh yeah thatâs the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop seriesâ and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images youâve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema
i hope your onions caramelize. i hope my onions caramelize. i hope we both sautĂŠ our root vegetables to perfection. slow cooked onions in loving pan.