the world is my oyster

rion, they/them ♉️ 18 years on this beautiful earth intersex pride!! 🌼 | USAmerican, ENG, learning mandarin chinese 我爱炒饭！| nursing aide | BIRD LOVER!!! | rise to the occasion ☀️

[riondisease]

intro post!!!!!!1!1!!

version 1.2 ! (edited 3/3/26)

url changes if we’re mutuals from like. 3 years ago and you’re wondering who the FUCK i am

easthamsandwich > deerteethjaw > riondisease :)

name: rion!! (pronounced like rye on)

zodiac: Taurus + earth rat 土鼠

age: 17

gender: rion

nationality: european/mediterranean american !

favorite song!

fandoms / interests

currently in the process of getting my CNA license, and i might go into nursing after that. who knows!

i am also aspiring to be a tattoo artist! tattoos and piercings have been a huge interest of mine for awhile, and i’m hoping to get an apprenticeship sometime in the next few years :)

other things i enjoy are biology, BIRDS, diseases, medical science, playing string instruments, plants, pet rodents and birds, bugs, furry stuff, and sewing !

fandoms i have been in, in order:

unikitty > ninjago > fnaf > smiling friends > ninjago again > inscyption > don’t starve > limbus company > smiling friends again > fnaf again > doing my own thang rn

music!!!!!!

shartify wrapped 2025

this is mostly accurate to my favorite bands, but i also love MCR, NIN, SOAD, AJJ, harley poe, will wood, jack stauber, elyotto, sir mix a lot, tyler the creator, that handsome devil, oingo boingo, mother mother, marina and the diamonds, tom cardy, AND ninja sex party

my unethical polygamous marriages

(characters i have a crush on)

monika!! (ddlc), CHARLIE!!!!!! (smiling friends), clint (sdv) When I Get You Clint…

my laptop

DO YOU LIKE FISH?

my wonderful amazing beautiful friend sabrina has a marine biology blog!

she makes monthly posts called fish of the day, where she sits your white ass down and tells you about an aquatic creature!

if that sounds interesting, you should check out @fishenjoyer1 !!!! sabrina is busy in college and works very hard to bring you that fish <3

ty for reading !! have a beautiful day 🪲

[riondisease]

stamps 2!!!!!

ajj stamp by @/larcenyismymiddlename !

[beemovieerotica]

please vote for tylenol to have her face on a beer can $1 for 1 vote and the donation goes to the baltimore animal rescue and care shelter

[reversalsun]

TYLENOL HAS MADE IT INTO THE TOP TEN LETS FUCKING GO

[beemovieerotica]

VOTE NOW SO WE CAN SEE TYLENOL'S FACE ON BEER CANS IN THE DITCHES BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!

[reversalsun]

If you all will allow me a moment to analyze the competition as it exists, there's something interesting going on with the numbers.

As we all know, thanks to the support of the good people of Tumblr, Tylenol has experienced a meteoric rise to second place. Even though her competition is stiff, I believe in Tylenol's ability to go the distance.

But let's take a look at the competition:

Elmer seems to be a lovely boy. I have no qualms with Elmer, and think he would look fantastic on a beer can. But what about Elmer's campaigns? Who is the power behind the throne here, and how have they managed to find such breakout success on this competition?

A handful of wealthy donors are trying to buy this competition.

At the end of the day, all donations are good donations here. This is a charity event so every penny earned is going to help animals in need. But it's not lost on me that Elmer's current ranking is thanks entirely to a few individuals with the financial means to put their thumbs on the scale.

Tylenol's donors, comparatively, are small and numerous, mostly $1-10 donations from many passionate believers in what she stands for (autism and pain relief I think).

Overall, the donations tell a very different story than what the base ranking shows you. Elmer is held aloft by just 24 donors and bolstered by a few wealthy patrons, whereas Tylenol has won the hearts of literally hundreds of people. Even the current third place, Abby, owes her ranking to numerous small contributions rather than one or two large ones.

Tylenol is the people's princess.

[beemovieerotica]

Tylenol is the people's princess

[flexapro]

Good news!

[garbage-empress]

Tylenol is real! I love you Tylenol!

[sreegs]

A vote for Tylenol is a vote for the people

[malopeach]

So I just clicked the link to vote for Tylenol by donating, and found the competition has officially ended. The good citizens of tumblr may be pleased to know…

Tylenol WON!

Elmer, second place, clocked in around 3500+ points, mostly well earned imo as he is very handsome! But you all may be interested to hear about some of the other fascinating participants:

first, while most of the top participants were a variety of very precious dogs, this contest was open to any pets according to the rules! so, several cute cats, including a very funny sphynx cat named Wawa

Two birds!

and in FIFTH PLACE…

A BABY SCORPIAN

really incredible showing by all contestants, this was great 10/10

[riondisease]

imagine there were fruit trees the size of giant sequoias or redwoods, so naturally people would come from all over the world to see them because that’s fucking awesome. but because of this, at least once a year a tourist is crushed by a 300 pound apple

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[aechanira]

@kittybroker

[kittybroker]

Highly skilled and talented Bug here to help with all those pesky clinical duties! Hire on Bug today, now for only $63.99!

[riondisease]

LIMBO Chapter 1, update 1

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

[victusinveritas]

It's almost like something happened in 2020-now that is causing these problems.

[weaselle]

ignoring everything the pandemic response specialists were saying was good for the economy tho. State governors and federal agencies with no medical experience and no economics education told us so

[small-witch-big-hat]

"no reliable data" What A Curious Coincidence. I Wonder What Might Have Been Happening In That Period To Cause Such a Thing

[dragongirlbunny]

reporting a trans woman for "NSFW" (completely normal selfie in a tshirt) - 1 button press

reporting a nazi: navigate through several menus, have receipts on hand, write us not one but two short form essays and solve my riddles three or an error message is awaiting for thee

[depsidase]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[therantingsocialscientist]

Some more context:

People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses"

On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

The Backlash Is So Strong That People With "Pervert Glasses" Are Afraid to Use Them in Public

Meta's camera-equipped "AI Glasses" are so divisive that some adopters are reportedly leaving their expensive smart glasses at home.

[swinecity]

marzipan pigs from wikipedia

[asksloyxp]

Normal animation frame from this very normal minecraft music video I'm making

[asksloyxp]

[asksloyxp]

[cottoncandylesbo]

(alien being shown yaoi) and you're saying, the men... have sex with each other? the men?

(alien being shown yuri) ohhh ya we do this shit too lmao

[temothylol]

[draconym]

I've probably posted about this before but it still gets me that Ripley (my parrot) has a special nickname for my spouse, Tev. Like he knows and uses the names of everyone in his flock (me, Tev, Steve, and Cheese. also a couple of our friends and my mom's dog) but because Tev calls him "Ripley buddy," a couple years ago Ripley started calling him "Tev buddy" instead of just Tev. He doesn't call anybody else buddy. He knows that 'buddy' is a special suffix for him and Tev to use with each other's names because they love each other. Doesn't that just melt your fucking heart

[draconym]

They love each other

[sweatermuppet]

closing statement from an article about being intersex & the possible connection of gender expression and sexuality in intersex individuals, published in The Gay Liberator, 1970s

[tiredyke]

[ID: a picture of an article that says, “Hopefully gay liberation will continue to raise confusing issues until the world at large becomes so confused and befuddled about sex and gender and all that people can finally stop worrying if "it's a boy or a girl" and get around to being free to be and to love people.” /end ID]

[beemovieerotica]

please vote for tylenol to have her face on a beer can $1 for 1 vote and the donation goes to the baltimore animal rescue and care shelter

[reversalsun]

TYLENOL HAS MADE IT INTO THE TOP TEN LETS FUCKING GO

[beemovieerotica]

VOTE NOW SO WE CAN SEE TYLENOL'S FACE ON BEER CANS IN THE DITCHES BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!

[reversalsun]

If you all will allow me a moment to analyze the competition as it exists, there's something interesting going on with the numbers.

As we all know, thanks to the support of the good people of Tumblr, Tylenol has experienced a meteoric rise to second place. Even though her competition is stiff, I believe in Tylenol's ability to go the distance.

But let's take a look at the competition:

Elmer seems to be a lovely boy. I have no qualms with Elmer, and think he would look fantastic on a beer can. But what about Elmer's campaigns? Who is the power behind the throne here, and how have they managed to find such breakout success on this competition?

A handful of wealthy donors are trying to buy this competition.

At the end of the day, all donations are good donations here. This is a charity event so every penny earned is going to help animals in need. But it's not lost on me that Elmer's current ranking is thanks entirely to a few individuals with the financial means to put their thumbs on the scale.

Tylenol's donors, comparatively, are small and numerous, mostly $1-10 donations from many passionate believers in what she stands for (autism and pain relief I think).

Overall, the donations tell a very different story than what the base ranking shows you. Elmer is held aloft by just 24 donors and bolstered by a few wealthy patrons, whereas Tylenol has won the hearts of literally hundreds of people. Even the current third place, Abby, owes her ranking to numerous small contributions rather than one or two large ones.

Tylenol is the people's princess.

[beemovieerotica]

Tylenol is the people's princess

[json-derulo]

TYLENOL SURGES IN THE POLLS

[hope-for-the-planet]

California is investing a half-billion dollars to decarbonize homes for low-income households

California is installing zero-emission electric appliances and energy-saving upgrades at no cost to low-income households across the state u

Under the Equitable Building Decarbonization Program, California is providing no-cost, zero-emissions appliances like induction stoves and heat pumps to low-income households. The program covers single family, multifamily, and mobile homes and also include other efficiency upgrades like smart thermostats, LED lighting, and better duct sealing and insulation.

Worth noting, is that these appliances improve not only energy efficiency and reduce carbon emissions, but are also cheaper to operate and significantly improve indoor air quality.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Voting ended onJul 30

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[gunsandfireandshit]