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[blueboxbeagle]

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[fuckyeahdwarffortress]

A handy guide for your Jewellers and Gem Cutters.

I accept payment in trillion-cut black diamonds.

Chop chop.

[writing-prompt-s]

Useful!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"lying is wrong" what evangelical nonsense is this???

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

listen to me. lying is morally neutral. and for many people in shitty situations it's a survival tactic.

lying in order to cause harm is often wrong, because causing harm is generally wrong. lying is also done for a myriad of other reasons, including because it isn't safe to speak truth, or because privacy is a thing and damn what an incredibly invasive question to ask in the first place.

truth is earned, my friend.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

also, sometimes lying is funny. sometimes it saves time. sometimes it's easier, sometimes it accomplishes a goal, sometimes the truth is nobody's business, or is tricky to articulate, or you don't know what the truth is but are expected to have an answer regardless. sometimes you just straight up want people to stop bothering you. sometimes lying is an experiment to see how much you can get away with. sometimes you just want to be a little mean, yeah.

and in none of these situations is lying automatically "right" or "wrong" it is simply a tool that people will use, and that you will have to make your own decisions about based on situation and context.

climb out of the dark pit of assigning moral values to neutral behaviors. that's puritan thinking that's got its greedy fangs in you, rip 'em out by the root

[blancabitchcraft]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[ach-seal-beag-gearr-deactivated]

*vibrating* it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem

[blueeyesatnight]

ive had this queued since february.

[writing-prompt-s]

Most immortals become the angsty “everyone I have ever loved is gone” kind of immortal. You, on the other hand, instead took it upon yourself to be a loving presence to entire generations of your chosen family, because they are descended from someone you once loved long ago.

[spicymochi]

they are best friends

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[creepymutelilbugger]

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

[lizluvscupcakes]

Yeah, we could stand to have Spider-Man dance for us; maybe it’ll help

[the-haiku-bot]

Yeah, we could stand to

have Spider-Man dance for us;

maybe it’ll help

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[pallidprincess]

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

[pallidprincess]

[lierdumoa]

No, no, no, you see on tiktok an algorithm feeds you misinformation. On Tumblr I feed myself misinformation from my charcuterie board of hand-selected unhinged mutuals.

[lierdumoa]

None of that mass market junk. Only artisanal, small batch, sustainably cultivated, fair trade horseshit.

[milo-sillyguy]

anyone else in the aspec community not feel aspec enough? like idk im demiromantic but ive dated what some would classify as many people and i feel weird and idk

[animentality]

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[lost-my-soup]

@amtrak-official

[queer-as-city-folk]

This is so me, I really really want good cities and high speed frequent transit

[zoe-the-astromaniac]

Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren't fucking around

[touhouweed]

HOAs sound awful, how do people deal with strangers telling them what color to paint their house and shit I would start throwing rocks

[touhouweed]

ahhhhh I see I seee

HOAs should all be dismantled violently

[quasi-normalcy]

I will never stop finding it funny that for all that Americans talk about individual liberty and resisting domination by the state, they immediately organize themselves into thousands of little tyrannies anyways.

[clandestinegardenias]

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

[clandestinegardenias]

This sounds fake but the logic behind it is actually really interesting? She said obsession with a new fandom triggers quick dopamine release when we consume all this related content--it's easy and addictive.

What we're NOT getting is that 'slow dopamine' that's more sustainable and engaging. That's the kind we get from DOING things that take effort but are ultimately rewarding.

So like, she suggested that writing fic and making fanart are ways to balance the quick dopamine of watching a show/reading fic with the slow dopamine of working at something that takes effort.

Moral of the story is you should engage in the process of creation around your favorite things. You'll feel better for it.

[owldaughter]

Oh.

OH.

[dduane]

Let's all go do fandom.

FOR SCIENCE!

:)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

don't know what yall are talking about this new years resolution stuff is easy

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this year i resolved to eat more cheesecake. im already off to a great start! easy peasy

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wait you numbskulls have been choosing things that aren't FUN????

[archerinventive]

“I am afraid of you. In loving me, you hold a knife to my throat. In loving you, I tell you exactly where to cut. We are two against the world, yet I still do not trust your hand in mine. This is new, and I am terrified.” -vulnerability a.j.

Taking some time away from the shop this week to spend with family and go through photos from 2023.

This is one of my favorite shots taken by the very talented @liv.ing_lively at this years faire.

Thank you to all of those who helped us create such wonderful memories, and here's to many more to come. ❤️

[spicymochi]

he is sitting and pondering

[spicymochi]

tiny sitting and pondering

[writing-prompt-s]

“I thought the goddess of love would look…different.” The wrinkled old woman waved a dismissive hand, leaned closer, and smiled. “You are thinking of my daughter, the goddess of passion and romance. Dearie, I am the goddess of LOVE.”