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shin23lee

Korra: so how are you ladies bonding?

Kuvira and Asami: we’re both orphans now

Korra:

Kuvira and Asami: we both never loved the guy in the relationships we’ve been

Korra:

Kuvira and Asami: apparently you like to sweep green-eyed and wavy, raven-haired girls off their feet

Korra:

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sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor

fortooate

ma'am will you stop being in labor your husband is doing the worm

afloweroutofstone

I wish there was a way to tell companies that I dislike an ad so much that I will actively avoid buying anything from them because of it

what do you know?

nothing

how do I unsubscribe from anxiety

whitepeopletwitter

mercedesbenzodiazepine

Why is it always something?

Like it’s literally always fucking something…………….I can’t go a week without there being something

1dietcokeinacan

This whole “clap for essential workers every day at 7PM from the comfort of our own homes even though they can’t hear us and literally wont benefit from it in any regard” thing is the middle class equivalent of celebs singing imagine. It’s the direct parallel

domesticangel

y'all like my guard cat? he hisses at me when i touch him and he doesn’t have any fucking ears. anyway he loves meow mix and will obliterate anyone that crosses the property line. he’s a pro. i don’t have any fingers left