♥ RK Parfait ♥

Hihi! I'm Manda! ♥ Just a busy, fun-loving college student! Nice to meet you! Have a great day! ♥

[hijerking]

me @ myself at 6pm: okay i’m going to bed early today

me at 2am: haha pranked

[4gifs]

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time

[absens]

I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something

[ofdarklands]

#ALWAYS REBLOG THAT GUY DRAMATICALLY HITTING THE CAMERA LIKE HE’S BEEN SHOT IN A COP SHOW

[gostisbehere]

this is carlo colaiacovo’s legacy.

[rkparfait-blog]

me: *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter*

also me: I'm keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later.

[elpatronrealg]

[aghostforafriend-deactivated201]

Bullshit

[werpiper]

BRILLIANT

[aimofdestiny]

@petermorwood

[petermorwood]

Swords from nails are cute: for how-to reference, here’s a video.

And here are some more ex-nails.

This looks like something Terry would have given the Nac mac Feegle. (NB, must glow blue in the presence of lawyers…)

If you want something bigger, there are plenty of photos of handsome knives made from old US railroad spikes…

This one is so well-finished that it looks incomplete without a proper grip; of course a grip would conceal its origin. YMMV. Swings and roundabouts..

Not just knives…

There are even swords (with extra metal added, of course).

There’s an attractive Middle Earth Elvish look to these.

[jell-o-cat]

Man that first one is like swords for mice

[thejakelikesonions]

that was fast

[ithelpstodream]

[daemonysh]

This is too much adorableness <3<3<3

[petermorwood]

I’ll reblog this every time I see it, because there’s something about burly beardy bikers giving help and companionship to a small hurt kitten that makes the world a little bit better.

[decodering]

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

[decodering]

Well, this post went a bit nuts.

[xxxtictacion]

That last one honestly belongs in hell

[brandoncarlo]

this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen

[brandoncarlo]

I don’t think this is obvious but you need to listen with the sound on because the whole point is the announcers.

[rainbow-femme]

Announcer: “It’s a good thing he has a Nurse to help him off the ice.”

Other announcer: “Uggghhhh.”

[rkparfait-blog]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

the chocolates your total comes to onemilliononehundred HuUuh

yeaAah thats whatit saAays, that mustbe REALLYgood chocolate paperorplastic

uuweweuundeheuhme

[coolartcorner]

*holds a cat’s paw* you’re the only one i need

[notashipbutanarmada]

*cat desperately tries to pull away*

[jojo3421-deactivated20160102]

[sneakyfeets]

this is the sassiest reply in the history of mankind

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[alchemistkhonsu]

OKAY BUT IS ANYONE CONCERNED FOR THAT POOR BIRB

[untame]

[startoursflight1401]

When one gif in the set won’t load

[bead-bead-deactivated20190901]

`I watched this for the longest time just snickering.

[totallynottrash-deactivated2024]

history of the entire world, i guess: mood board

[pleatedjeans]

[carolxdanvers]

Let him fight you cowards

[ithelpstodream]

“Kitty Kommercial” So many animals are waiting for their forever homes! Come meet them at Furkids headquartered in Atlanta, Georgia!

Furkids Animal Rescue and Shelters is Georgia’s largest no-kill animal rescue & shelters. Adopt. Volunteer. Donate.

VISIT FURKIDS.ORG to help animals in need!

[seiya234]

This is it, the greatest video in the history of forever

[jumpingjacktrash]

i had to rewatch it twice because i missed half the dialogue due to laughing

[vastderp]

The lady being a flail guy omg