StudMuffin369

love and tolerate my dudes! im a 26M bi changeling, and if I'm posting on here I'm probably horny or high. I own none of this art. Be excellent ;3

[unstablebill]

I've been scream laughing at this for several days

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[pixiecaps]

u people lack a backbone for everythinggg

[big-condiments-official]

Might I suggest

[dragongirltongue]

Ah yes, it's time for some tool assisted speedruns!

[cinematicvests]

watching fandom lore get built but you’re not really sure how it happened:

[the-haiku-bot]

watching fandom lore

get built but you’re not really

sure how it happened:

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[destiel-news-network]

(Source)

This happened at the annual White House Correspondents Dinner where the President dines with the journalists ostensibly covering the White House.

Currently, no injuries have been reported. Here is a video of Trump falling down when they try to evacuate him, because he is old and infirm and may die one day soon of natural causes.

CLARIFICATION: The would-be shooter did not "miss" Trump; he tried and failed to run through the security checkpoint guarding the event.

[my-dailydreams]

[fenncc]

funky neil time 🎶🎵

[space-robinhood]

They’re banging out the tunes!!!

[algorrmortiss]

[Gif desc: Dave Strider crouched down on the floor, beatboxing next to Neil the rat banging out tunes on a colorful little keyboard. /end gif desc]

[unnamed6]

Should a person with ADHD, whose trying to break into authoring short stories:

#1 Be okay bouncing around the storyline and writing multiple parts at once

#2 Challenge themselves to finish parts in chronological order

I DO NOT have knowledge/skills/ability/lived experience to answer but I’d say #1

I DO NOT have knowledge/skills/ability/lived experience to answer but I’d say #2

Voting ended onApr 13

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[gamesoft]

[octolinggrimm-deactivated202409]

[sy--kh]

[thecollectibles]

Art by Ben McEntee

[bedupolker]

Amphibian migration season is coming this spring. Remember to drive slow!

[bedupolker]

it's that time of year... (I think? I'm not on the east coast rn)

[fortuneaday]

[larval-tear]

elf sex: 3 to 12 effeminate twinks coo and giggle in a sensual pile in the woods. sometimes the elf queen joins and pretends they’re her baby birds

dwarf sex: a pair of strong able bodied warriors tacitly agree to mate as equals under a binding contract of tomelike thickness, with consent from the council

gnome sex: married couple of 200 years finally gives in to temptation and call upon the stork to deliver their child, then sleep in separate beds completely satisfied

[bisquitt]

[foldingfittedsheets]

I was at @eorryn47 house and she let me personify her trash can. His name is Maurice Sedgebert.

[foldingfittedsheets]

This was like my third date with my betrothed. This is what I did. I drew a creepy little guy on their trash can.

They’re gonna marry me. Even after those horrible little hands and feet.

[aorryn47]

I loved Maurice enough to name my sourdough starter after him. His horrible hands and feet give him character.

[foldingfittedsheets]

My wife is cleaning out their desk today and unearthed Maurice fanart I did afterward.

You can only smell him coming. He’s here to take out the trash.

[foldingfittedsheets]

Oh my god did you queue Maurice? What an honor. Happy ten years to Maurice.

[undeaddeers]

broke = rarity x spike

woke = spike x sweetie belle