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[morayofsunshine]

interview with the masquerade

[morayofsunshine]

vampire: the vampire

[charl0ttan]

to be honest i do have beef with some microbes

[yoshspace]

shoulda cooked it longer that gets rid ofem

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

Ohhhh you don't even knowww baby barn owl gif variations

[eddieintheocean]

Introductions to academic papers will be like "everyone knows that the sea is cold (citation), as well as salty (5 different citations). Things live in there (citation) and the environment is important to that (2 citations)"

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

[lavender-pez]

I think my brain was playing some word association game with this one but subnautica au anyone??

Grace is a scientist working with Alterra (unfortunately) and the only survivor of the Aurora crash, but finds Rocky who also crashed here while trying to investigate a distress call coming from the planet :)

Maybe there’s someone else here too who knows..

[comment-tube]

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[mellifexfarm]

bring your ugly to work day

[aidenhartewrites]

On Instagram, someone made the argument that trans men should use the women's bathroom because they can't use urinals.

Y'all really know NOTHING about trans men, do you?? 😭

[transfemme-shelterdog]

I know several trans men who can piss standing up without meta or phallo. I've seen it for myself quite a few times now actually.

Also, STPs exist.

[zk-j]

And even if they can't... Do male bathrooms not have any toilets at all anymore??? what.

[transfemme-shelterdog]

Nah, everyone who uses men's washrooms all shit in urinals

Shows you how much you know

scoffs

[constant-state-of-self-discovery]

Pause

I know several trans men who can piss standing up without meta or phallo. I've seen it for myself quite a few times now actually.

HOW

[transfemme-shelterdog]

The movie Raw has a guided tutorial. It's how my husband learned how to pee standing up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raw_(film)

[metalheadspiderv2]

Step 1: put toilet seat up (if applicable)

Step 2: feet shoulder width apart (if at toilet have shins/knees touching or right in front of bowl) with pants down far enough to allow that (down to knees for me)

Step 3: hook fingers on either side of tdick and pull back to the sides

Step 4: jut hips out forward a bit but not too far, kinda aim urethra with your fingers (hard to explain sry)

Step 5: piss. Adjust aim if necessary.

As with every unfamiliar stp method, I recommend trying in the shower until you have a good enough feel for it to not piss your pants or all over the floor.

[transfemme-shelterdog]

[cardo-de-comer]

finished that old sketch I had lying around, so glad to draw them all together <3

[fintan-pyren]

Obviously blonde4blonde ships are fucked up and scary, but it's important to remember that fiction isn't reality. Many people enjoy things in fiction that would be fucked up irl, and writing blonde4blonde ships doesn't inherently mean that someone is actually okay with two blonde people dating in real life.

[shittysawtraps]

therapyspeak jigsaw: are you in the right headspace to play a game that could possibly hurt you?

[vieneinpace]

William Etty's Male Nude, with Arms Up-Stretched (1828) revamped by Astra Zero

[scribblingface]

I didn't notice that note 'revamped by astra zero' until a friend pointed it out. so, here's the original painting by william etty:

and here's the website of astra zero, the artist who did that incredible painting based on this one

[venndaai]

oh I’m sure

[ikkihuikki]

I have Tumblr.... Wow, almost forgot

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

Hannibal NBC will show you two guys having intense eye contact in a pitch-black room while talking about 16th-century pigeons or whatever & the whole time the soundtrack sounds like someone shaking a laminate sheet really loudly. And it's art.

[sunflowers-and-scales]

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

[sunflowers-and-scales]

i have trust that the media literacy enjoyers will find this one idk

[acceptableduraz]