Robert Robertson The Third

[weaselknievel]

wails desperately and then goes back to doing fucjing whatever

[robert-robertson-the-third]

Sorry I was gone for so long team they are putting me on mood stabilisers

[robert-robertson-the-third]

They still haven’t put me on the mood stabilisers yet so I’m allowed to be slow as hell answering asks..

[robert-robertson-the-third]

Sorry I was gone for so long team they are putting me on mood stabilisers

[archer-crow42]

the different faces of Coupé at SDN

[innkmarie]

all hail our best boy Beef

[riotd]

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

[patheticwhitemenlover]

[robert-robertson-the-third]

mass turtle

🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🇨🇦🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🍞🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🥚👄🥚🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢

Okay team, I’m gonna need to dispatch you all to corral the “turtles” currently eating all vegetation within a five mile radius. I’ve set up contact with a zookeeper at the LA Zoo and Botanical Gardens since we don’t have one here in Torrance. I understand you have better shit to do than herding reptiles, but they’ve started getting in the way of traffic and I can’t keep hacking the traffic lights to stay red. Be extra careful with the Canadian one, he looks polite, but fuck is he good with a rifle.

[robert-robertson-the-third]

How's that chronic pain man?

My ass cheeks go numb halfway through every shift and when I stand up it sounds like popcorn in the microwave. So it’s going pretty great.

[officialgolem]

Damn, have you ever considered this magical thing called "stretching"?

[robert-robertson-the-third]

If I lay on the floor with Beef long enough, it’ll go away on its own.

[sdn-hr-official]

@robert-robertson-the-third x @batbonar

they're gay lovers, secretly. I can't prove it yet, but I know for a fact that they've spit in each other's mouths, like, twice. trust me

[robert-robertson-the-third]

This is defamation. It happened ONCE. On ACCIDENT (ish).

[the-sticker-anon]

any rp blogs i havent interacted with yet, please feel free to comment or reblog so I know of yall! Feels so awkward not responding to stuff lol

[sdnshouldpaymemore]

𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑   𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄’𝐒   𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆.    go   here   and   find   a   font   which   resembles   your   muse’s   handwriting   the   closest.

Tagged by: @yoursdndispatcher (Thank you! This was fun :D )

Tagging: @wxtchfxre, @invizzies, @coupe-degrace, @punch-up, and @nosleeponlycoffee !

[punch-up]

Ooc: I forgot to put his last name (or what i chose as it) but i’m lazy so too baaaaaaaaaad ♥️

Tags: @your-local-therapy-angel @your-favorite-hacker-nexa @sdns-local-engineer @notmechaman

[sdns-local-engineer]

((AHDJHSJDHEJEEUSHSJ))

((she's a basic dork GET HER OUTTA HERE))

((tags: @sdnhelpfulresources @iheareverythingactually @sdn-dispatcher-fritz @lightningstruckdispatch @nosleeponlycoffee @meow-whiskey ))

[sdnhelpfulresources]

[stitcher-sdn-medical]

No one was tagged so I'm just gonna join in here if that's alright-

@verymoistguy122 @sdn-hr-official @iheareverythingactually @ask-hysteria

[sdn-hr-official]

wahoo im being included in something!!1!11

@flam-bae @manbat-sonar @batmanz @malevola-gibb-rp @batboner69 @iheareverythingactually @hermy-waterboy @totallynotabaconhair @robert-robertson-the-third @sdn-therapy @chase-star-sdn @golem-gravy

[hermy-waterboy]

Ooc: I imagine it'd be shakier than this but it works

I also have no clue who to @ so I'm ☝️ not gonna

[robert-robertson-the-third]

I’m gonna be honest I was expecting one big smudge

[sdnshouldpaymemore]

𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑   𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄’𝐒   𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆.    go   here   and   find   a   font   which   resembles   your   muse’s   handwriting   the   closest.

Tagged by: @yoursdndispatcher (Thank you! This was fun :D )

Tagging: @wxtchfxre, @invizzies, @coupe-degrace, @punch-up, and @nosleeponlycoffee !

[punch-up]

Ooc: I forgot to put his last name (or what i chose as it) but i’m lazy so too baaaaaaaaaad ♥️

Tags: @your-local-therapy-angel @your-favorite-hacker-nexa @sdns-local-engineer @notmechaman

[sdns-local-engineer]

((AHDJHSJDHEJEEUSHSJ))

((she's a basic dork GET HER OUTTA HERE))

((tags: @sdnhelpfulresources @iheareverythingactually @sdn-dispatcher-fritz @lightningstruckdispatch @nosleeponlycoffee @meow-whiskey ))

[sdnhelpfulresources]

[stitcher-sdn-medical]

No one was tagged so I'm just gonna join in here if that's alright-

@verymoistguy122 @sdn-hr-official @iheareverythingactually @ask-hysteria

[sdn-hr-official]

wahoo im being included in something!!1!11

@flam-bae @manbat-sonar @batmanz @malevola-gibb-rp @batboner69 @iheareverythingactually @hermy-waterboy @totallynotabaconhair @robert-robertson-the-third @sdn-therapy @chase-star-sdn @golem-gravy

[robert-robertson-the-third]

Generic handwriting for a generic guy.

[robert-robertson-the-third]

How's that chronic pain man?

My ass cheeks go numb halfway through every shift and when I stand up it sounds like popcorn in the microwave. So it’s going pretty great.

[robert-robertson-the-third]

// OOC stuff //

Guys this is like my first time doing rp so if you think I’m doing out of character things, or have any tips and the like, you can always let me know (I’d even rather you would) and I’ll work on it 👍

[robert-robertson-the-third]

Hi Robert! I wanted to say I made a- and I- cause I posted something- on here! But uh hi!! Hi Robert!!

@hermy-waterboy

Hey Waterboy, proud of you for taking this first step. Keep up the good work, kid.

[sdn-hr-official]

Hey, @robert-robertson-the-third here, it’s been months and my salary is still under review. You guys gonna get to that any time soon?

oh, I thought Janet covered that already, uhhh...

you can have this to hold you over for now, I'll look into it

[robert-robertson-the-third]

… it’s enough for a Twinkie and some dog treats I guess.

[zzoupz]

BABY I'M PREYING ON YOU TONIIIIGHT