shark vs the universe
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Misplaced Lens Cap
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
blake kathryn
NASA
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art blog(derogatory)
we're not kids anymore.
Discoholic 🪩
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trying on a metaphor
oozey mess
#extradirty
Claire Keane
@theartofmadeline
Peter Solarz
DEAR READER
Product Placement
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@rogertaylorsconverse
i have to say, the first time i read the tag ‘peter parker cant thermoregulate’ i assumed there would be tonnes of fics about him overHEATING, and im so miffed to have yet to find even one 😰 they’re all hypothermia oneshots (not that i’m complaining, i love those too) but i wish they went both ways
hopefully we might get one of those in brand new day 🤞🏽
Alright I fear it’s my time
Tag Game :
What would be your theme song? If everyone was able to know who you were from one theme, song, etc, what would you choose?
(You can either put the song link or just the name, whichever you prefer)
I’ll go first. For mine, I’d probably have Re-Do by Modern Basketball
Tags: @7-eleven-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs @ashyd-shy @coffee--spill @scarlet-loves-you @oppossum-offical @normal-offical +open tags
And just because I want to see if she sees this, @satan-offical
WAIT THIS IS RLLY COOL SO İMMA REBLOG EVEN THO I WASNT TAGGED
I think I pick ‘rhinestone eyes’ by gorillaz, or ‘the star spangled banner’ /j
im gonna tag everyone ik
@k4rmaftw @diippingdotss @harknessandmerridewsno1fan @nerdk @basically-collie-parker-73 @vinc3ntb1t3z @androgynous-loser @imonherecuzigorafvcassbowlcutis @chuuykinnie @hdjdjskfjfjsnsjjshs @afterdarkafternight @saltnburnbaby @pookiepenguin @cambriantwentyone @spookys-stars Jesus I have so many moots 😓 @moonflower221b @raventhecrispy-offical @no1scaledandicyfan @costco-offical @randomfriendlyloser @penny--offical @wildreflectionwarrior @raviankaivao @joshler @fairyprincess25 @heartmadebyangels WHEN DOES IT END @you-want-a-tally @gregoryhousesvicodin @rabller aight that’s it
no pressure tags! Ik I definitely tagged like x68 more people than needed 😔 but oh well I’m genuinely interested
If it was like an actual game theme song then maybee Lovers Desire by Anaïs Mitchell (2010). But if it was a song with words then I think Who Shot The Bird Boy by Rabbitology!
@viscupcakecait @klilsacc @fuzzylobster @lalarose216 and anyone else who wants to join :)
impacto be enjambre, porque te vas by jeanette, no one noticed by the marías or fall in love with a girl by beabadoobee
@extra-extra-unhinged @rickythegreenbean @fuzzylobster @adh-broadway @atthispointeverythingischaos @pappppaya @crazymadeline + anyone else!
Mine would probably be Balled of a Homeschooled Girl by Olivia Rodrigo
@snurphlee @spotspotz + open tags! (I was gonna tag chaos, but it seems like em beat me to it)
heart for brains by roar!!! lol ik how sad that is lowk
@dandelion-cryptid @theloverislost @youllstealannuduh @iheartgaymusicals @burnininhell + open!!
Fuck.
This is hard😬.
I’m gonna pick two. Because I can.
I thiiiink,
Protector by City Wolf and Never Ordinary by Three Days Grace
@youllstealannuduh @tim-alienguy @newsiesiswhyimhere @sweetpea-sky @valentinewithac @linope @snurphlee @daisydeiz @ponleloquequier @atthispointeverythingischaos @extra-extra-unhinged + whoever
Uhhhhhh frick
When the world gets bored of ending by Gabe Quinn or Starman by David Bowie, probably
@sofietrophied @percland @lalarose216 @spotspotz @packleaderbriggan + opennnn
Oh gods I have so many... HOW CAN I PICK BETWEEN ANY OF MY PRECIOUS BABIES
Ughhhh if I had to narrow it down... Vienna by Billy Joel has been on repeat for like, a week now. 0801 by Stray Kids has got me through quite a few rough days. Aaaand, finally... either Cloudjumper by Matthew Parker or Legendary from EPIC: The Musical
No pressure tags, just cuz I think it's fun 😁 @hiraethfeyesal @blondemagnolia @puermiles03 @cheetah-roll @ihaveglitterbombs @maddrumsticks2 @artemi5s @amethystandemma @rogertaylorsconverse
Aaaah i have too many
maaaaaybe roadrunner (once) by the modern lovers orrrrr… if we’re being fun i would do sandstorm by darude
quick good omens jesus sketch
I HC that Bruce can't turn into the Hulk if Peter is around
Like, there's no way to get mad when this kid is around, he's too adorable let anyone get mad, it's basically an air purifier, no one gets mad for too long around him
Also, Peter can calm down Hulk, because Hulk likes him and Peter treats him as a separate individual from Bruce and Hulk's likes that
But one day Bruce turns into the Hulk by accident and everyone is in the tower garden trying to calm down Hulk so he doesn't run away and go smash people outside
Nat and Steve are trying their best to stop him but Hulk isn't listening and then suddenly they hear a scream of "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Everyone turns to the window and Peter is there looking at them angrily, Hulk says "spider boy?..." and Peter just yells that he's making too much noise and it's disturbing him from doing his homework
Then he throws a shoe out the window at Hulk's head, everyone gets scared but Hulk just sits on the grass saying something like "spider boy is mad at me..." then they look at the window and Peter is slowly walking out looking at him like a ghost
After that Hulk became Bruce again, and needless to say when he asked why everyone was looking so scared, everyone got nervous and said it was nothing serious
Peter walking into the main room looking around confused
Tony: "what's up kid?"
Peter: "okay I know I'm not crazy but I put my phone down for two seconds and...its gone?? Where could it go??"
Natasha across the room: "should we tell him-?"
Bucky: "don't you dare"
Peter looks under the couch using his phone flash light: "am I insane...?"
Sam: "you'll find it eventually kid!"
Steve: "did you check the lab?"
Peter: "not yet actually.. Thanks Mr Rogers!"
Peter rushes off still holding his phone
Tony: "I think *should* force him to take an ADHD test.."
Natasha: "you think??"
audhd Peter, not feeling the hunger bc he is so hyperfixated on things he loves & very worried Tony, who installed a new protocol in FRIDAY that will ask Peter every two hours if he had eaten anything.
when ilya is like 55 he will have his phone font on the largest size possible with his screen brightness all the way up and he will be texting shane SHOW ME UR HOLE while he is in the line at the supermarket and it will traumatise nosy teenagers in line behind him
favorite Charles smiles - for @bikarma
My fave #real hc for hollanov is that Ilya is a prissy little rich city boy who doesn’t know how to change a lightbulb or what the right footwear is for a hike or where he would even begin if he wanted to put up some new shelves. His dad never cared to teach him any of this stuff and he never really had any reason to learn. Whereas Shane grew up spending his summers in the Canadian countryside, swimming in the lake and Being At One With Nature, and his parents were very present and probably enjoyed showing him how to do these things.
And we #know they both have insane competence kinks so when Shane opens a toolbox to put up a new shelf, Ilya is suddenly questioning his whole life bc who the hell gets all hot and bothered by a Phillips head screwdriver?!?!
I've been laughing for the past 15 minutes. Billy just saw two lesbians kiss and then one of them just fucking die
Theseus having a vampire!S/O only to be completely clueless and Newt assuming he already knows
(Part 1)
Newt first starts to notice something strange about his new in law almost seconds after being introduced.
Firstly they’d been dressed in all black, which is fine newt just didn’t realised his brother had a thing for goth girls but given his previous relationship he supposed it made sense
Then it was how coincidentally newt only ever socialised with her at night, and on the rare occasion it was light out they were draped in thick fabrics and armed with a parasol
Newt also started to notice strange marks on his brothers neck, at first he believed it was a rash of some kind, maybe even a change encounter with a bellywig. But last he checked insects didn’t have molars like the ones indented in his protege skin
In conclusion Theseus was definitely maybe possibly dating a very obvious (and lovely) vampire. Which Newt didn’t mind one bit and fully assumed his brother both knew and didn’t mind
Actually his brother seemed quite enthusiastic about this new relationship, his hugs had grown uncomfortably more frequent for Newt, which had always been an indication of his brothers general well-being
His brother’s partner was also well mannered, they adored his niffler even when one of them tried to snatch a pendant Theseus had gifted them. Although with one small hiss the creature seemed to back off their persistent pursuits, at least for the time being.
Plus this social circumstance allowed for Newt to brush up on previously unanswered questions regarding their vampirism, all of which Theseus assumes its just Newt being newt
e.g
“How old are you?”
“Do you have a strong distaste for garlic?”
“Do you drink through your teeth or your throat?”
“Are bats colourblind?”
“What would you say your favourite flavour is A or O?” -Theseus thinks he means apple or oranges
“Do and can you go into a church?”
“Can you sleep in a bed?”
i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently
matched set
Every ref in the MLH is going to wake up in a cold sweat at least once after Shane and Ilya come out and be like:
Ohmygod that time I gave Rozanov a warning for unsportsmanlike conduct for saying "Are you looking forward to sucking my dick later, Hollander?" he wasn't chirping him, that was a real question
And when Hollander responded "You think you're going to win this game, Rozanov?" he wasn't ignoring the question. He was setting terms
I NEED YOU ALL TO STOP NOTICING THINGS!!!
Most people after finally accepting and acknowledging their homosexuality: Okay time to explore this by meeting other guys and maybe try dating, figure out what I'm into, get some varied experience
Shane Hollander after finally accepting and acknowledging his homosexuality: Okay time to permanantly lock down the only guy I've ever kissed there is not a moment to spare
My headcanon of the day is that Ilya is not used to getting calls from family members unless they need something from him. Nobody ever calls him (maybe apart from Shane) to just simply check up on him. So the first time David calls him on a random day of the week, asks him about his day, hands the phone to Yuna to do the same—Ilya is a little confused as to why these people are just randomly calling him. He even texts David after they've hung up to confirm if they needed something and have just forgotten to mention it. When David texts back "no son we just wanted to check up on you" Ilya sits and stares at that text until he feels his throat close up and there's an odd sting in his eyes.
