12 and 0 metres.

A tumblr account for Timothy G. Elsy, yes? Let's reblog all the things!

[carnelianfoxx]

STOP SMELLING PEOPLE

[jame7t]

snif snnif snif snif snif snif snif snif 

[carnelianfoxx]

ok jamie guess what?

[jame7t]

[carnelianfoxx]

i got your nose. it’s over

[rahisaurus]

[eeleye-mcshitposts]

new shipping trope: third wheeling so hard that it turns into a polycule

[lesbiantiana]

[trappedinavelociraptor]

#hmm. I'll reblog that yeah

[shitpostking]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[blackvelvetofnight]

pretty obsessed with this one

[blackvelvetofnight]

important images I've discovered:

[serialreblogger]

hello i would like to add

who put this rodent in high heels

[marmorbun]

these guys are so fucking animal

[thehowlingowl-deactivated202309]

“I am here for you, my love.”

[shakeit-bakeit-bootyquakeit]

[doesitsparkjoytho]

[sindri42]

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

[graycoin]

Crime porthole

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

this was designed by cats

[ilovecatsandbaking]

Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.

[lurking96]

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

[thesassybunnies]

A stray rabbit helping my bf dig a hole in the garden this past spring 

(via)

[is-the-rabbit-playing]

Is this rabbit playing? No, but nothing bad is going on. This bunny is showing familial behavior by digging a burrow in connection to yours :)

[tvandfilm]

MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE (2000-2006)

[pkpaulshow]

Nvm

[gaycatdad]

“not dealing with this shit today”

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Girlboss

[fleurdemeth]

Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard 

Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer 

[heartfeltdelight]

#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in

[antimony-ore]

I’m on mobile, somebody edit them into this please

[antimony-ore]

Y'all take too long

[tyrelll28-deactivated20201029]

Same energy

[antimony-ore]

No worries guys, they’re there too

[paxamericana]

[scenereport]

I know a lot of landlords are jerks but my favorite landlord ever was an older eccentric gay man and whenever something went wrong in my apartment he would always say “I’ll send one of the boys over.” And then some absolutely shredded young man would show up in white jeans, exceptionally polite, and fix it the same day.

[theocseason4]

[brucebocchi]

they should invent water for men

[doubleca5t]

Good news OP

[thehornedwitch-deactivated20211]

While this is a funny joke, as far as I'm aware this company is actually pretty cool, and the purpose behind the Liquid Death (sparkling or still) water is quite wholesome.

Part of the reason for it being a tallboy is that aluminum cans are more recyclable than water bottles, potentially infinitely so, while water bottles either have a limited amount of recyclability potential or aren't actually recyclable at all.

The other reason is to literally make it more fun and appealing to drink something other than alcohol at concert venues. Part of getting over addiction or even getting away from a culture that is doing you harm is, in the US at least, heavily associated with becoming "no fun". The idea here is to make water as fun in terms of packaging as alcohol, so people who are going sober, who can't drink, or who are the Designated Driver don't have to feel like they're relegated to the "no fun zone" forever and still get to order something with a silly name. We had these at my brother's wedding as an alcohol alternative and tbh it was really neat.

From the Liquid Death website:

"Most products in the health and wellness space are all marketed with “aspirational” fitness models and airbrushed celebrities. And many of us are tired of it. Why should unhealthy products be the only brands with “permission” to be loud, fun, and weird? And let's be honest, almost all marketing and branding is just theater. So we’re going to treat our theater like a movie theater and have more fun with it."

So yeah! If you want a neat alternative to buying bottled water, this isn't a bad alternative. Also, if you feel like you miss the feeling of opening a can of beer and drinking one, especially with carbonation, this could help curb the urge without having to substitute soda.

[krakenartificer]

Oh. So it was a stand against single use plastic, alcoholism culture, and eating disorders disguised as fitness.

saying this, she casually threw aside a large rock

[sandmandaddy69]

[behrial]

it’s the shadow anime girl!

[pachycephalosauria]

[statecide-deactivated20170317]

[betweenheroesandvillains]

petition to make Americans google “euro” before writing fic

[supportive-snapmaw]

If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo

[ghstbusting]

tag credit to @teashoesandhair

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]