born on the waves of the FM radio

Une indicible du genre Oscar Wilde//i like books and history and that's all you need to know about me//insta: roman.reader

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[sailor--spoon]

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

[conqueringthenoodle]

Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018

[aropride]

opened my wip and didnt immediately write a thousand new beautiful and perfect words so i'm going to smash my laptop with a hammer

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[creepymutelilbugger]

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

[noah-wyles]

this is how argentina's legacy ends not with a whimper but with a big loud funny bang

[fatbayonetta]

tonight we will be dining on my finest china

[twirlingfreckles]

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last food you ate is your nickname now how is it going

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Voting ended onJul 20

[rongzhi]

Problem solving

English added by me :)

[telltaletypist]

someone should have sex

[demilypyro]

not it

[efoxgirl]

[leepacey]

#can someone please explain the origins of the ‘CELIBACY’ boy band gif to me? #I have yet to figure them out via @platypusparfait

so the original clip is when BTS was on james corden's show, and even the interview itself is so funny bc like one day before they came on his show, corden made fun of BTS fans and essentially said they're all ~dumb teenage girls~ and therefore their opinions don't matter, and obviously the fans did their usual thing on social media and nobody cared because it's james corden

BTS comes on the show the next day, they immediately bring it up and call him out on it, they obviously all hate his ass (and they never come on his show again), corden's making excuses for himself and avoiding accountability and being like "poor me i'm the real victim here!!!!!" and one of them literally responds to that by interrupting him and saying "we accept your apology :)"

after that, someone made this tiktok (and i saved it bc it makes me cry laugh every time):

and then someone used that tiktok to make the gif, and as far as i can tell, the first ever use of the gif was on the celibacy sweep tumblr poll:

[dzekdzek]

daily affirmations:

I am not a jinx to the team I am rooting for

I am allowed to watch a game because my viewership will not alter the outcome of the game

I am but a drop in the bucket and the world is not affected by me watching a game

The score did not change because you looked at it funny

[paxamericana]

[missybunno-deactivated20260510]

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

[crowboy-bebop]

oh my fucking god

[ozempicofficial]

[greenbloods]

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

[aspiringsorceress]

[icaseybaybee]

[fairycosmos]

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......