just jeremy

ikea is the tenth circle of hell

[niyarest]

you fucks better start using colored text everywhere like you’re a school girl who just got a pack of glitter pens for her 12th birthday

[badassdemonsword]

[dailyjackiechan]

dont forget him

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

I won’t

[lovethi5]

me, a legal adult: when i grow up,

[superfart6969]

(;•́︿•̀  ;) h….hewwo…?

  ……. (　•́  ‸•̀｀) hewwo….? is anybodwy hewre…?

*BANG*

｀Σ ( •́△•̀|||)｀ HEWWO?!? HEWWO!!?!!?????

[disneyjuniorofficial]

sorry, i missed *aims again*

[iloveamelia-deactivated20190212]

i deserve unrestricted access to old churches and castles i want to know all the secrets

[southdownswitch]

i work in a castle and have unrestricted access and let me tell you sometimes knowing all the secrets……is worse

[hummingbird-hooligan]

please share with us the secrets

[southdownswitch]

what you guys want then, huh? You want royal family gossip? You wanna hear about the Duchess of York sneaking her lover into her room through a secret door? Or do you want the gross shit, like the skull stuck on the pike on top of the keep which nobody really knows how it got there but maintenance says it’s too high up to get down? Or the fact we tell kids the skeleton in the store room is ‘just a dummy’ but in reality nobody can break the grate without collapsing the wall? 

Ya’ll wanna hear about the G H O S T D O G????? 

[legacy-sweet]

I in fact want to hear all of those like way too much for it to be healthy

[cursedcatimages]

[constanzeofficial]

damn bitch, you live like this?

[constanzeofficial]

damn bitch, you love like this?

[constanzeofficial]

damn bitch, you laugh like this?

[gonegoodbyeeeeeee-deactivated20]

Hunter after smoking one whole weed

[marsixm]

the dude who invented the rule about holding hands during a seance after noticing he’s sitting next to the guy he likes: oh haven’t you heard?

[oscarwildeboytoy-deactivated201]

@semeiotikos

[hogwartsfemme-deactivated-deact]

I’m the dude

[watsupbuddercup]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: some sort of jewel-encrusted severed foot

[hey-pretty-mama-its-johnny-bravo]

The Infinity Sock

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[quaadude]

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

[beforethelobotomy]

september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone

[leorioismydad-deactivated201809]

i cant control myself bc of that picture of the ugly little horse its quiet in my classroom and im rlly about to die in here i cant laugh

[leorioismydad-deactivated201809]

I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM IM CRYING IN CLASS

[leorioismydad-deactivated201809]

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[magickspills]

hey has anyone ever thought of making a carry on big bang tho like i'm sure that would be fun and i think i would even be down for it maybe

That would be AMAZING someone get on this right now

[basic-banshee]

Seconded this should happen

[isthisisagoodkiss]

i’ll even organize it, i just need a couple days

[paceybunce]

idk what a big bang is but i am hella down

[magickspills]

For everyone who doesn’t know what a big bang is, here you go!

(sadly it does not involve the big bang theory)

[carry-on-big-bang]

Good news, everyone: We exist!

The Carry On Fandom will indeed have a big bang, hosted by Carry On fans @isthisisagoodkiss and @temporary-teddycup. There aren’t any dates or rules laid out yet, because we literally just started this project, but you’ll probably not have to wait all that long. (My guess is maybe a few weeks, at most. Probably less than that.)

Follow this blog we specifically created for the COBB for updates and further information that’s yet to come. :)

[basic-banshee]

Love this and would love to participate!

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

[princessoftypos-blog]

i wanna know the story behind this

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

[andromedafalls]

What the FUCK

[apocalypse-of-the-fucked]

there will never be a better moment than percy jackson yelling BRING IT ON PINECONE FACE at the daughter of zeus

[accio-sirius-black]

Except maybe him sending the FREAKING HEAD OF MEDUSA to the gods. Like my boy is a straight up freaking savage and I love him.

[apocalypse-of-the-fucked]

this is the most valid addition to this post and i will fight anyone who says otherwise