I want Halsey to kick me in the face

larrie & 1d af since 2011 // living for the dnp hard launch // very bi and tired

[enjoloras-deactivated20220821]

Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

[prokopetz]

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

[kingarniestar-deactivated202509]

me when im a flea

[bleekay]

"sometimes i think i'd have told them already..." i love shane but i think here he has this more idealized version of himself in his head that would somehow feel less burdened by his sexuality at this point in time were he not in love with this specific man, and i'll be so real i don't think he would have felt it necessary to tell his parents he was gay unless he had a pressing need to, like someone he was serious about and wanted to bring home, or he if thought he had a real chance of being outed. i think a not insignificant part of shane's ability to even admit that he's gay is due to ilya, the sole man he thinks about during that conversation with rose. in an alternate reality without the ilya of it all, his response to her questioning about his sexuality quite possibly could have been "i don't know," and rose would have nodded and told him she'd be a friend for him to talk to while he figures it out.

genuinely think it would have been a backburner thought for him though even if he did accept it, like yeah i'm gay but that's not important right now, whatever happiness i might find out of the closet with the support of my parents is irrelevant while my life is centered around hockey, i will worry about the rest of my life when my career is over

[ivy-michaels]

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Corset of Visibility

[obscurelocalstranger]

[fittingoutjane]

Pair this with a black skirt and boots, and you, too can be a Visigoth.

[noahwyles]

i, a rock collector, had to go to the ER yesterday because of a gallstone attack, here is how my father messaged me

thanks dad

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[hoovesandfloorpaws]

Harry's full show, São Paulo 🇧🇷 Night 2 18 July 2026

❗️in 4K

At 49:30, Harry notices everyone clacking 🪭 (which is a big part of drag and queer culture - “The ‘clacking’ of a fan is a stylised auditory and visual form of underlining or exclamation. It signifies a robust style and a certain sassy attitude.”) He then looks around in the crowd and seems to get an idea..

..and bends down to ask a fan with a fan (heh) "Can I borrow this?"

..and is then "taught" by the crowd how to clack..

..and studies the people with fans more, asks "It's quick!?" and then tries again and again -- he takes the little lesson very seriously 😌

And i'm going out on a limb here to say that he keeps looking up to the big screens to watch himself doing it:

He seems to not have a lot of practice with it (or pretends not to have it), but he looks to be very curious and like he finds it fun. Then he says something along the lines of "I'm starting to see why Bruce Springsteen plays for 4 hours, you could have a lot of fun up there, doing this the whole time."

The entire interaction is SO wholesome. 🥰 And imo, you can really see how he loves to connect with his community. -- He then gives the fan back to the fan (double-heh) and asks for their name, then genuinely thanks them again.

During TPWK, he doesn't pick up or ask for any 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ rainbow flag (I also didn't see any rainbow flags being thrown his way, but it's obviously a limited view), but at 1:06:29, someone throws a Bi pride flag right at him..

..and for a second, he bends down to catch it..

..but then he doesn't catch it or changes his mind and doesn't pick it up after and doesn't acknowledge it again.

Then he turns away and catches a tiny bouquet of flowers instead (i am cracking up at how it looks like he's yelling at the flowers 🤣)

He then dances with the flowers a little and then the song ends.

So, sadly no pride flag run tonight, but a little clacking lesson 💅🏼🪭 and a 💐 flower dance.

[Together Together Tour full show playlist on YouTube]

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[alivingtypo]

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

[today-till-tomorrow]

op how does it feel to be the most correct person on earth

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[unichrome]

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

[tpwrtrmnky]

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

[sandmandaddy69]

[woodrider]

may cause eye strain

[inwardhardar]

[2016core]

via reddit [1, 2]:

pleasing post shading the stunt, notably yawncaster (doncaster) and isle of dull (love island), + phoebe posting from the store

[apparentlybychance]

We can’t possibly be meant to believe this is the side table in the primary bedroom of a grown woman living in her multimillionaire boyfriend’s home. This says transient college student putting up her mismatched picture frames in the place she is staying for a couple of months. Embarrassing IMO.

I’m still here with this stunt. ⬇️

Yawncaster and the Isle of Dull is the truth. 🥱

[howdididisco]

like some of yall dont get it. im shaking still. sweet creature is THE larry song. the one when asked if it's about louis he was making horse noises for ten minutes straight because he didn't want to say no and didn't have another answer ready. the actual love song they had to make be about his sister because the only other person it could be about is a long life time partner you have lived in the same hoise with (princess park, Louis tomlinson, etc). he sang that song after years. YEARS. all these years full of people saying he's straight, larry isn't real, having him be engaged with his beards, blaming him for "queerbaiting". he sang that song in the year of 2026. when so many of us have been feeling so hopeless and resigned. he sang it while wearing their signature blue and green shirt which can also be viewed as the gay pride flag. he sang it after he named louis publically after YEARS. so many people do not understand how fucking important this was. how BRAVE. im so SO SO SO PROUD of him.

[voxina]

We’re they both at Wembley for the 2021 final? Or is this not true?

https://x.com/kstomska/status/2076078427417858547?s=46&t=KM1Y22XQBNGo6oNfvMQrQQ

Hi!

I can see why the way it’s phrased might cause some confusion.

On 11 July 2021, a fan met Louis at the Italy vs England EURO 2020 football match and posted this video, from which that photo is taken.

Harry was actually hanging out with some friends. The photo of Harry was posted on Instagram on 17 June 2022 by his close friend Paul Robertson-Floyd, with the caption “Euros 20/21. Roll on Qatar 22.” He is also in the photo on the right, sitting on the ground approximately in the centre, with his T-shirt over his head and his recognisable tattoos.

And as well as being a different location to where Louis was spotted (he was at Wembley Stadium, or at least in the vicinity of the area, whilst Harry was at a friend’s house), we don’t even know for sure if the photos were taken on the same day.

It was in 2024, specifically on 14 July, that both of them showed their support for the England team at the Euro 2024 final against Spain. A match played not at Wembley but at Berlin’s Olympiastadion.