small brown dog enthusiast society

pk 27 tx she/her

[zegalba]

[iamoutofideas]

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

[zegalba]

[pinkseafae]

[dogpuppy]

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere

[sexhaver]

[chickenfarmersan]

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

This clip causes irreparable damage to my brain yet also fully cleanses and heals my soul

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[thetomska]

The weirdest thing about places that aren't Tumblr is when people aren't used to hyperviolent responses. Like, if I reply "I'll skin you alive" to someone on Twitter, they get quite upset.

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

holy fuck it's so beautiful out today i think i'll go on a long walk after work to enjoy the warm air and bright sky

ⓘ This post was raised cruelty free, lived a long and healthy life on a robust diet of thoughts and memories, and was never subjected to the drafts cage.

[rnismatch]

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

[segamascott]

[loveridden1999]

[toskarin]

me: and then you warm the glass a little with your hand so it doesn't foam too much

my alien: just like the ufo

me: [tensely] not everything is like the ufo

[lostlite]

The world's very last smol bean was harvested this morning

[nostalgic-teddyy]