GET some SOUP in you

《she/he/they》 《I don't know what I'm doing, I just want chamomile tea and a slice of bread pretty please》

[femmesamira]

Oh, how we will miss you, Anthony Head❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[billspreston-esq]

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

[billspreston-esq]

[deathliker]

i have some too

[moonssnail]

I think about some of these all the time and they bring me such joy so im reblogging to keep them near ♡

[labelleizzy]

I hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child...

[achillesinhighheels]

"When Harlem Was" by Eric Bowman.

[gayhockeyshow]

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

[ganseysmagiciansz]

im not built for assignments i should be out there in the world searching for a dead welsh king and having complicated codependent friendships

[strawberry-seal77]

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

[miiokae]

Fish n Chips as that one picture....

The ref

Been working overtime lately and I'm super tired but here's these guys

[zevampirex]

My two last neurons, I love them dearly

[jackimer]

Alright we've done the Feanorians, now it's the Fellowship's turn

[anyataylorjoy]

THE TWO TOWERS 2002, dir. Peter Jackson

[thehollowmite]

whatever. go my frodo

[rootwrangler]

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[tolksoc]

what pippin wanted to sing for deanathor but realised he couldve been faramir‘d for it

[rootwrangler]

Nah this is Gollum syntax if ever I read it

[quantumshade]

everyone be quiet. marsha with her snoopy.

[rootwrangler]

Thank everything for tab groups, now I can never close a window again ever

[macbethheadband]

I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

[macbethheadband]

[allatariel]

[thjazispixie]

it is like fucking spot the differences with you people

[nyuisnt]

Away from prying eyes

[figglypuff]

[necrolentil]

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

[improper-integral]

[datasoong47]

Consider thirteen:thirty and fifteen:fifty instead. So, rather, it should be twenteen on the model of twenty

[parksanddeserts]

Completely agree with twenteen, and it shouldn’t be second but twenth.

[the-haiku-bot]

Completely agree

with twenteen, and it shouldn’t

be second but twenth.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.