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[seabeck]

When people talk about making memories instead of taking photos its like, bold of you to assume I can remember things

[snailuh]

time to get….nsfw…. *proceeds to commit multiple osha violations*

[osha-official]

Hey, could you not?

[snailuh]

[thefuzzydave]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[stupidbeecandle]

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

[glowingghosty]

[studiominiboss]

10 pixel art tutorials by Pedro Medeiros

More on his Patreon page

[huntydraws]

[wyrmwizard]

anybody want to start a hive mind

[ratwarlock]

i was just thinking about doing that

[wyrmwizard]

me too

[ratwarlock]

me too

[minecraft]

1qazs3edc 5gb 7um

[agreatbigpileofrats]

Gamers talking about pc specs

[minecraft]

me saying hi! with my keyboard

[minecraft]

[aberrantemotion]

This is a wretched form of code. I will reward you

[banamberbread]

321qazxc sdc fghytrfvbn uio 8ik, 321qasdcxz 4rfv ert hn 6 iujm, 9ol. lp- p;/ 1qazxsa dcvf 65ty6yhnbg 87ui8ik,mj ;l./;p0 3tyui rewsx rfv tdv tgb yk,

[banamberbread]

since deciphering this shits fuckin WORK lemme make it easy n just show y'all:

[getstickbuggedlol]

[moldlover]

i lov goofy boys thats so my type

[qcrip]

Gawrsh a-hyuck

[homewithyoubyfkatwigs]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

what if mayonnaise came in cans

[smeasel]

that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

[oatsie-deactivated20180119]

good morning to everyone except these two people

[best-of-imgur]

[wifeacrossthesea]

this will never not be funny

[bellaxiao]

[falconpunchyourmom]

Parallel Earth.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AMAZING

[thaebae]

I LOVE

[bastionkeeper]

Holy shit a lightning bug got in the house and I almost pissed myself because there was suddenly a random floating light and my dumbass sleep deprived brain went: ALIENS??????

[bastionkeeper]

Sir please stop illuminating in the kitchen please it’s one am

[bastionkeeper]

So it’s like a couple days later and guess who just had a lightning bug land on their hand while they were sitting in the dark watching tiktoks and consequentially jumped a mile in surprise, throwing the cat laying on their chest up into the air?

It was me.

[correspondingnerd]

You would not believe your eyes if one random firefly, flew into your house as you tried to sleep.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

In 7 seconds Jeff Bezos makes about $17,423, these parking tickets inconvenienced him for less than 7 seconds of his time.

Eat the rich.

It should be like how they do it in Sweden, where tickets are based on percentage of income. So if your average income is $1000 and his is $10,000,000 and the ticket is 10% of your weekly income; your ticket would be $100 and his would be $1,000,000. Another great example from Scandinavia. Vote for Bernie Sanders! We need Democratic Socialism

[best-of-memes]

Optional boss fight

[assdare]

[memescomedy]