A Little Sad And Very Tired

[quixoticanarchy]

oh no i just want to play my stupid games no stupid prizes for me thanks

[plum-soup]

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[evergreen-femme]

unironically bring back epithets in political discourse.

[faequeentati]

thinking about the time my instacart shopper got Cask of Amontillado’ed

[notund]

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

[tidal-chaos]

[despazito]

they should hold 4 versions of every olympic event in this order to witness the full breadth of human capabilities:

primary schoolers

random nonathletic adults

olympians

olympians roided and doped up to the max

[justepicstreetwolf]

#5th version olympians who do a completely different sport#i wanna see the weightlifters do table tennis. chuck a bunch of archers in the pool & see what happens. give the gymnasts gun

[hooved]

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

[not100bees]

Honestly when JD Vance's mom sold him for like some fentanyl or whatever she got a great deal out of that. That's a real bargain because he is definitely not worth that.

[websitevisitor]

please look at the name of this drink i saw at a boba place the other day

[iapislazuli]

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

[iapislazuli]

Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything

[digi-moe]

[animentality]

[catchymemes]

[lavendxrtea]

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

[progarchives]

I present to you “gain”

[rincewitch]

i enjoy him checking the baby out at the front desk

[s1lverp4wedb4t]

had to scan the bar code. beeep

[frutiguro]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

The bar just keeps getting lower on this image macro. Six months it's gonna say "clean water."

[weepingwitch]

new and improved "Women and Femmes"

[spiced-wine-fic]