Professional Bunny Enthusiast

literal bunny | he/him | 33y/o | EST

[briarpatch-kids]

I desperately need y'all to see this scam bot I just got:

[sapphling]

your background screening should be done in just a few minutes ma'am, your employment history was approved and your credit check came in well above the minimum threshold. we just have a couple technicalities to sort out now, confirming your current address and running a keyword search for "elf" on your blog to make sure everything looks normal,

[valtsv]

trying my best to haunt the narrative but no one really gives a shit

[valtsv]

[transmechanicus]

If you have a PhD or an MD you can say shit like “Doctor’s orders” and you sound authoritative and powerful but if you’re a step short of those and you say “Master’s orders” you sound cringe as hell and possibly corrupted by the One Ring, this sucks

[chaos-has-theories]

YOU. you keep talking

[itsreallystupid]

bachelor's orders ❌️

bachelor plan ❌️

bachelor party ✅️

[targetedknowledge]

[lynmars79]

Link to the artist's images on reddit, from the comments.

[alwaysscreechingbasement]

[teashoesandhair]

This doesn’t include the best bit of the whole thing - she found the Twitter thread!

[black-feather-fiction]

This is like one of those romance novels where people bond over accidentally writing each other emails but better.

Like Pride and Prejudice but instead of the love interest getting dissed for his toxicity and then reforming, it’s just two people bonding over dissing a dead toxic asshole.

10/10 would recommend

[parasocialites]

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

[onetine]

[paper-mario-wiki]

found this shirt with the words "black is a vibe" that inexplicably has a white woman on the front while thrifting in Hong Kong

[storyweavingspider]

This is just part of the standard issue snowbunny uniform I’m afraid

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[blignick]

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[brotherhumphrey]

how to stay safe in the heat (monk edition)

embrace the cool, glistening darkness of the crypt and stay hydrated through licking the moisture off its walls

tiny sunhat to cover just the tonsure

[anjdraws]

undyne smart weed

[multitrackdrifting-deactivated2]

[theweirdwideweb]

[freebroccoli]

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

[henstomper]

we seriously need to do more to let people know about the dangers of sisy hypno i watched just one video and im still pushing this damn rock