I desperately need y'all to see this scam bot I just got:

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Jules of Nature
Monterey Bay Aquarium

PR's Tumblrdome

izzy's playlists!
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art blog(derogatory)
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Not today Justin

oozey mess
One Nice Bug Per Day

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shark vs the universe
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hello vonnie
almost home

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todays bird

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@rough-jasper
I desperately need y'all to see this scam bot I just got:
your background screening should be done in just a few minutes ma'am, your employment history was approved and your credit check came in well above the minimum threshold. we just have a couple technicalities to sort out now, confirming your current address and running a keyword search for "elf" on your blog to make sure everything looks normal,
trying my best to haunt the narrative but no one really gives a shit
If you have a PhD or an MD you can say shit like “Doctor’s orders” and you sound authoritative and powerful but if you’re a step short of those and you say “Master’s orders” you sound cringe as hell and possibly corrupted by the One Ring, this sucks
YOU. you keep talking
bachelor's orders ❌️
bachelor plan ❌️
bachelor party ✅️
Link to the artist's images on reddit, from the comments.
This doesn’t include the best bit of the whole thing - she found the Twitter thread!
This is like one of those romance novels where people bond over accidentally writing each other emails but better.
Like Pride and Prejudice but instead of the love interest getting dissed for his toxicity and then reforming, it’s just two people bonding over dissing a dead toxic asshole.
10/10 would recommend
how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows
found this shirt with the words "black is a vibe" that inexplicably has a white woman on the front while thrifting in Hong Kong
This is just part of the standard issue snowbunny uniform I’m afraid
you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life
When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP
Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most
This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.
how to stay safe in the heat (monk edition)
embrace the cool, glistening darkness of the crypt and stay hydrated through licking the moisture off its walls
tiny sunhat to cover just the tonsure
undyne smart weed
REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL
we seriously need to do more to let people know about the dangers of sisy hypno i watched just one video and im still pushing this damn rock