Dark Matter really Pisses me off

Heyo, I'm Mark, 27. Has a thing for pretty boys. Positive Vibes

[lunar-cat]

[valtsv]

we really have to hand it to bruises for being easy to acquire, fun to touch, usually relatively harmless, and capable of turning a variety of pretty colours as they cycle through the stages of their life cycle from birth to death. they do so much for us. and even more if you're a bit of a pervert about it.

[tourdion]

say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

[theradicalkanji]

[cuntubus]

[spadefish]

Fullshade chibi comm for @ariphyll of his and his husband's OCs in cosplay :3c

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[gaysaulgoodman]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

honestly yall just gotta be comfortable reading books that make you feel stupid

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

read books that you don't understand. read books where you have to pay attention. read books that make you reread a page eight times to figure it out. read books that you need to take notes on. read books with words you have to google. read books that don't make sense without research on the setting. read books that make you feel stupid because otherwise you'll just be stupid.

[raven]

love hooking up with weeb gamers because this fag is always hanging on the wall and she watches over me like the patron saint of gay sex

[artharakka]

“Äiti itki. Isä lähti huoneesta. Vivian istui nurkassa ja kuunteli vaiti. Kissamme Minni hyppäsi vuoteelle ja käpertyi jalkojeni päälle ja kehräsi, sillä kehräämällä parannetaan sairaita.” — Emmi Itäranta. Kuunpäivän kirjeet

“Mom cried. Dad left the room. Vivian sat in the corner and listened quietly. Our cat Minni jumped on the bed and curled up on my legs and purred, for through purring the sick are healed.” — Emmi Itäranta. The Moonday Letters. Quote tranlated by me (unofficial)

[artharakka]

[sprouch]

short film by jonathan djob nkondo, posted to tiktok by the artist who did the sound, nicholas snyder

[hcnnibal]

happy sadomasochism friday to all who celebrate

[wellwaterhysteria]

me admiring a beautiful man: wow he sure does have a vulnerable looking throat, huh?

[kaijuno]

Cooking With Grabbers

[parlaypeach]

Happy 17th birthday to my favorite image

[parlaypeach]

Happy 18th birthday to my favorite 4th of July post!!!!

[iosonomer-blog]

[hemingwayiii]

Unmute

[hemingwayiii]

I've posted this before, but every time I've seen it since I can't stop watching it repeat over and over. Like the man says, "Unmute"

[should-be-sleeping]

Mutuals do this.

[paper-mario-wiki]

this guy is so unbelievably good at making music videos of himself dancing with himself in different outfits

[weshallbekind]

THEY ARE ALL HIM??

[hcnnibal]

I forgot about your collection of broken eggs can we get some of your favorites please

🥇1st place goes to this carton.

this a 2017 mountain vintage, and is the most prized of this collection because of factors such as the number of casualties and the location (i’m happy to walk through the lore/likely scenarios for this to have occurred in another post)

🥈second place goes to this one

a 2020 beach vintage. one egg might not seem like that big of a deal but it was the last of the carton and i had desperately needed it. this apartment saw a lot of casualties, likely due to the mold problem. i dropped many eggs and hallucinated frequently there.

🥉third place goes to another multiple casualty event, 2021, yet another beach vintage. i think there’s something quite cinematic about this scene, the eggs seem to still be holding on, perhaps whispering hoarsely to one another in their last moments

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[squeakitties]

literally an ipad baby

[kaylapocalypse]

An event happened to me tonight

[kaylapocalypse]

I’m chosing to believe he didn’t pee. I’m chosing to believe he got in and immediately went “uh oh”

But, before he could get out, I got in. So then, he helplessly just turned to me and said the first thing that could describe our mutual situation:

Welcome to the pee pee palace.