It's Never Too Cold To Have Ice Cream

[rulerofsawdust]

Batman just casually watching his ex in the background and contemplating how he and Selina are on a break again and maybe Talia might pour him a drink so that they can "talk."

[rulerofsawdust]

Reasons why Batman is sad while riding a unicorn: -Alfred won't let him keep it *But if he could convince Damian to say the unicorn is his Alfred will say yes *What if the unicorn likes Damian more than him? -Do unicorns really poop rainbows? He has only just gotten people to forget about his rainbow uniform -Pink clashes with red. He can't dress it up and call it Robin -Horses and other prey animals fear Selina and die around her *Batcow won't even come inside if Selina is around -Batcow might not like Biscuits. A cow vs unicorn battle would terrible *What if they become chums and go adventuring together without him? -Biscuits will die or leave him just like everyone else -He can't keep the entire herd -Biscuits isn't black and doesn't match his aesthetics -Unicorns are associated with virgins. People already think he's trying too hard to compensate. The whole Catwoman relationship and disavowing sex with Talia thing and crying rape has only made it worse, especially since Talia's started telling everyone that he couldn't get it up without being drugged -What do unicorns even eat? -Just like everyone else, Biscuits will meet Dick and love him more -Two dragons, two dogs, a cow, a cat, and assorted teenagers (Damian is a teenager right? Why does he keep aging when none of the others do? It's so confusing.) is already too much according to Alfred -Damian isn't going to agree to pretend the unicorn was his idea, is he? -What if Damian takes off on a year long trip with girls and the unicorn and rarely calls again? Would Biscuits really do that to him? All the other animals do. He has no idea where Batcow and Titus are most days. They're more feared urban legends than he ever was -Batunicorn is a great idea no matter what anyone thinks

[rulerofsawdust]

Let us all take a moment to appreciate that it’s canon that Damian thought about living in the Batcave.

Source: The Batman Files

[rulerofsawdust]

This is a surprisingly realistic portrayal of how bingo players will not allow anything to interrupt a game in progress.

[rulerofsawdust]

There's being passive aggressive, and then there's buying squeaky toys that resemble family members for the dog.

[rulerofsawdust]

As of right now, there are only 35 Ra's/Bruce stories on AO3, and they're all Nolanverse. :'( *Over 30 species are confirmed displaying regular homosexual behavior, including oral and anal sex. Plus all 1100+ species are critical for environmental health. No wonder Batman makes Ra's hot and bothered.

[rulerofsawdust]

Damn it Clark. If Talia wanted Superman, she would have kidnapped Lois.

[akhunty-deactivated20240130]

IF YOURE EGYPTIAN AND LGBTQ+ GET OFF ANY QUEER DATING SITES, THE POLICE ARE TRACKING AND HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN AGAIN. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS.

[salty-red-mage]

This is very real.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/amp/human-rights-groups-urge-egypt-halt-crackdown-gays-n806641

[sparkhelpful-deactivated2024022]

I DON’T CARE IF YOU HAVE ONLY ONE FOLLOWER PLEASE EVERYONE REBLOG THIS!!!

[sparkhelpful-deactivated2024022]

THIS POST IS SCEDULED TO GO UP ONCE AN HOUR ON THIS BLOG UNTIL 24 HOURS SINCE THE FIRST POST BECAUSE IT’S THAT IMPORTANT THAT EVERYONE SEES IT!

[milo-does-a-discourse-deactivat]

!!!!!!¡!!!

@eleanor-hates-pedos @anti-pedo-patrol @anti-cgl-moana @anti-ddlg-inc

[anti-pedo-patrol]

FOR MY FOLLOWERS!!!!

[the-cottonball-system-blog]

Stay safe everyone!!

-A

[writing-prompt-s]

This is one of the reasons why I always reblog this post on VPNs

[the-mad-duchess]

Don’t just accept the new Terms of Service

Tumblr’s at it again, thanks to the new European Privacy Laws. There’s probably nobody who will read this, but it pissed me off so much that I decided to make a post about it. (Ignore the weird language mish-mash, depending on your country the language might differ.)

OK, so many of us get this screen when we try to access our dash:

Realise how the ‘OK’ button is a nice, attention-grabbing blue? If you’re like me, you’re not exactly into reading a 100 pages document and tend to just click it.

My tip? DONT. Instead click on ‘Manage Options’ right next to it:

Now you’ll see this page:

Still pretty harmless, right? That ‘Accept’ button is looking really attractive right now. Instead, click on Verwalten (Probably something like ‘Manage Options’ or something in english) and you’ll get to this page:

Now that’s not too bad, right? I just switched all the buttons to ‘off’, because I’m jealously guarding my personal information and don’t want Tumblr to go off and do who knows what with it. Looks like we’re done! But wait: There’s a SHOW option.

When we click on that one, what we will get is this:

A HUGE list with OVER 300 ENTRIES of companies that can use your data by default if you’d just clicked ‘OK’ on that very first page. Coincidence that this list is hidden that much? Me thinks not. They’re all switched on by default, but I am still a petty bitch that doesn’t want to give out her data, so I switched them all off. All 300+ of them. There is no option to switch them all off at once, and even if you disable all the options above, the companies are still switched on.

(If you wonder how i got that number, I copied the list into excel and looked at the cell number. No way am I actually counting all those entries)

[expatgirl]

I too, am a petty bitch who unticked every single one.

[rulerofsawdust]

Brown eyed, unshaven, thirty something Jason Todd is the Jason Todd we deserve and need.

[faked-potatoes]

Female pedophiles are just as bad as the male ones and they both deserve the same punishment

And you’re more than welcome to unfollow if you think otherwise 👍

[rulerofsawdust]

Damian Wayne has met all of his developmental milestones according to this...

[llivsonn]

Christopher Priest has said that he doesn’t know who will end up as Damian Wayne’s father by the end of the Deathstroke vs Batman arc. When he announced this at C2E2, he also asked the crowd who they thought it should be. Apparently 80% cheered for Deathstroke. Who were these people?? I don’t know any dc fans who actually want this change, but thanks to those 80% Priest now thinks we do. Please sign this petition at https://www.change.org/p/dc-fans-don-t-let-christopher-priest-write-deathstroke-as-damian-wayne-s-father to show him we don’t!

[whatareyouwatching-blog]

Sign the Petition

DC Fans: Don't Let Christopher Priest Write Deathstroke As Damian Wayne's Father!

no one wants this 

bruce is damian’s father 

[rulerofsawdust]

I’m so embarrassed, I commented on someone’s question that Bruce Wayne was Catholic when I know better. He’s Episcopalian. There’s no way a Catholic family could rise to the position of power that his has over centuries. However, Talia being Muslim depends on the writer. The novelization of “The Kingdom” has her telling Bruce she’s “Muslim, I suppose, if anything, but I’m flexible.” Although she’s also a nun, which is weird. Islam doesn’t have a tradition of nuns so…yeah.

That’s what one gets for commenting without researching. Luckily, for any comic character’s religion question there’s a reliable website run by diehard, read everything, the editors and professional writers ask them sort of geeks. I’m not affiliated with them, but I do love perusing it. I was going to quibble about environmentalism being a religion and then remembered that I’ve met monkey wrenches and other die hard environmental terrorists, and have an essay I’m tightening up on Ra’s al Ghul and environmentalism. It’s a religion. A mighty fine one that allows other beliefs.

[firstoffletmesayi]

https://tmccsettlement.com/

[reverseracism]

https://www.consumerfinance.gov/about-us/newsroom/cfpb-and-doj-reach-resolution-with-toyota-motor-credit-to-address-loan-pricing-policies-with-discriminatory-effects/

[morgaine2005]

The buyer response deadline is May 8, 2018 - a month from today!

[rulerofsawdust]

DC finally hangs a lampshade on their favorite activity