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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@run-dot-exe
âWe cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.â
â Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away ÂŁ50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams.
*fistbump*
Confirmed. Heâs also dumped millions into cancer research. I really do love Keanu Reeves a lot.
Keanu Reeves is like the nicest person. He still lives in an apartment/flat and he gives most of his money away to charities and people who need it. He even invites some paparazzi people to sit down and eat with him when heâs at a coffee shop or restaurant. Heâs such a nice person.
When I was working on the UWS, one of my delivery guys accidentally backed his scooter into a parked car in front of the restaurant. I went out to help, since the driver didnât speak much English, and it turned out the car belonged to Keanu Reeves. He helped us pick the scooter up, and when I asked if we could exchange insurance information (because the front of the car was pretty banged up), he kept telling us not to worry about it and put his hand on the driverâs shoulder and said âI just want to make sure youâre okay, man. Are you okay?â And he was so sincere about it and so kind that I decided in that moment I would always defend Keanu Reeves at all costs. He is an excellent man.
I need to be more like Keanu Reeves because Iâm evil compared to him.
âNext few centuriesâ
Keanu dropping hints that he is an immortal.
i love keanu reeves
My wife and I were dining at Nobuâs in Honolulu and sitting across from us was Keanu or at least I thought it was. We kept talking about whether it was him or not and finally, I decided to throw some old school Bill & Ted at him.
I stood up and threw my arms up into the motion of an air guitar, my wife is begging me to sit back down, and I pointed at the guy who may be Keanu Reeves, and said, âMost Excellent.â
He stood up and did it back at me. Then we both had a moment and pointed at each other. I sent him another of whatever it was he was drinking. It was a cucumber sake martini. That was the end of it.
Or so I thought.
He left before we finished our meal. By the time we were done, dessert came that we didnât order. We thought, âoh, must be compliments of the chef.â Then the bill never came. When we asked for it, our waitress said Keanu Reeves took care of it.
IT WAS REALLY HIM. And he left a note. It said, âthanks for the refresh. Keanu.â
When I finally saw him again years later, because of work. I brought it up. Then he air guitar and said, âmost excellent. I remember. At Nobuâs. Thanks for the drink.â We chatted a bit and I got an autograph for my mum because sheâs a huge Keanu fan. Then that was that.
What a moment.
An angel
And he does a lot of anti human trafficking work iirc. Seems like a really awesome guy.
Back when I first moved to NYC, I got a job as a theater usher. We were all young, 18-20 or so, and it was heavily impressed upon us that we needed to treat the theatergoers with TOTAL respect at ALL times or risk our jobs. As such, we were all totally underprepared for the drunk guy who tried to steal a bottle of wine from the lobby bar during intermission. We were trying to politely get the bottle back, but he was growing loud and belligerent. Since the second act was now starting, this was a countdown to all of us being in trouble.Â
Then Keanu walks up. Calmly charms the guy. Slips the usher behind the bar cash to cover the bottle, without the guy even noticing, and walks him back in to his seat like itâs a normal thing he does every day. He didnât know the guy, didnât know any of us, but effortlessly deescalated the situation and quite probably saved some jobs that night.Â
Just a wandering do-gooder, this man.
#everything iâve ever heard anecdotally about keanu reeves #further convinces me that he is the chillest immortal #like heâs probably just spent centuries donating blood instead of drinking it (via @revolutionarygirlshati)
At such moments, I realize that all these stupid stereotypes about us do not have the right to exist
This video is one of the most powerful things Iâve ever seen.
hitchBOT uses human kindness to travel the world. Relying solely on strangers to pick it up and then leave it behind for other friendly drivers, hitchBOT crossed Canada in just 26 days and successfully toured through Germany. In the US, it attempted to travel from Salem, MA, to San Francisco- but lasted just 2 weeks before it was found decapitated and armless on the streets of Philadelphia. Source Source 2 Source 3
this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her âbut doesnât dress like itâ so obviously she doesnât really listen to them
how do you DRESS like the music you listen to???Â
as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume
as an arctic monkeys fan this is me
âI just wanted a video of the cats playing, and then ?!!!??â -Â Sarah Jorden
my three favorite things are the oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities
going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by âthe wildest shitâ i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half
âAnd so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.ââÂ
iconic
whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord
@thatwhobumblesabout
Old but still one of my fave memes
Here's a picture I took a while back from the ferry to centre island. Obligatory Toronto shot but I think it turned out pretty well. Summer's on the way! #toronto #centreisland
Wtf is sephora
It sounds scary
isnât that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy
no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels
No youâre thinking of a Seraph
A sephora is a second year college or high school student
No, youâre thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.
no, youâre thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.
No, youâre thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.
Youâre thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.
Youâre thinking of Safari. Â Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.
Youâre thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against timeâs intrusions into our realm.
No, youâre thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.
No, youâre thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt.Â
No, youâre thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovinâ.
No, youâre thinking of Sappho.
Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.
No, youâre thinking of Zeppo.
Sephora is the Heimdallâs sister.
No no no guys, youâre thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.
No, youâre thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.
No, youâre thinking of euphoria. Sephoraâs a fucking makeup store you dipshits.
Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.
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