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@rundennysisonfire
idk why I felt compelled to make this
John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon
I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Moodā¢
This is the most relatable thing Iāve ever seen.
TRANSCRIPT:
JOHN MULANEY: I normally donāt notice people. I zone out constantly. Have you ever zoned out for a few minutes? Iāve been zoned out since 2014.
AUDEINCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: I just - all day long, I wander into traffic walking like Charlie Chaplin, listening to a podcast while thinking about a different podcast.Ā
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: I can zone out anywhere - I was at the doctorās office, he was reading me the results of a blood test, it was important I listened, and I zoned out! I was like,Ā ānah, Iām gonna stare at the wall and think my thoughtsā.
AUDIENCE MEMBER WHOOPS
MULANEY: I was like,Ā āhuh. None of the Beatles had moustaches⦠but then one day, all of them had moustaches.ā
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: āThatās weird, I canāt think of a time a group has done thatā. Some people in my life donāt want me to zone out as much - they want me to focus, and they want me to be in the moment, and they want me to do this by meditating. I donāt know if youāve ever tried meditating, but Iāve been trying it. This is how you meditate, okay? You sit on the floor with your back perfectly straight, which I hate more than ISIS -
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: I donāt like sitting up straight! Alright?! Itās never gonna happen! If meditating was sitting hunched over on the toilet with your elbow on your knee while kind of looking at your phone, Iād be the Dalai Lama.Ā Ā
AUDIENCE LAUGHS/APPLAUDS
MULANEY: I donāt like sitting up straight. So you sit up straight, and you breathe, and this helps you stay in the moment. Donāt bother! The moment is mediocre at best!
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: I mean, itās fine. Letās all try right now - letās all be in the moment, in silence, right now. [A HALF-SECOND PAUSE] Sucked, right? Not fun at all!Ā
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: That was boring! You gotta zone out! You have an imagination! You have a movie theatre in your brain that plays fake arguments that you win.
AUDIENCE LAUGHS/APPLAUDS
MULANEY: Have you ever just been sitting there thinking about something for twenty, twenty-five minutes, and all of a sudden youāre likeĀ āoh my god, Iām driving!ā and you remember? Youāre like -
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY:Ā āIām going seventy-five miles an hour! I have been for a while! I couldāve changed so many lives!ā Sometimes, my wife - I have this wife - sheāll be like, āare you watching the road?ā and Iām always like,Ā āI am looking through the windshield.ā
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY:Ā āAnd Iām not gonna hit anyone, but no. Iām thinking about the Beatles.ā
Hey @vulpeculavolans added a transcript to this AND THAT IS SO AWESOME THANK YOU SO MUCH!
āIām gonna stare at the wall and think my thoughts.ā Is my true ADHD/Autism experience lmaoooo
Did I reblog this yet? Who knows? But it has been done as of now.
I honestly canāt describe how much I relate to this man
āAnd suffer all the angels, This purifying flameā -House Of Wolves Version 2 demo, My Chemical Romance
(Sorry for my absence. Here is a new drawing. Some kind of saint.)
what if one day, for 24 hours, everyone on tumblr turned into whatever their url is
Oh no
Welp i would be my eldritch elder god self who brings hugs to everyone, im down for this
Frick
Iām not really sure what I would be
This changes nothing
so id be gerard way with spider powers
I would be????
Gay corn?????š
Idfkš
i feel like i would turn into a vinyl with the Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge cover, but Pretty.Odd. songs on the actual record
oh god oh fuck
Uh oh sisters! *manifests stigmata*
Rules: Your lock-screen, last song you listened to, and last image you saved.Ā
TAGGED BY: actually i forgot but saw it on my dash and I remembered i was tagged smh. š BUT THANK YOU TO WHOEVER TAGGED ME. ILY BABIE!! šš (I think it was @lokicaramel. RIJU, WAS IT U BAE? I FORGOT. š)
NOTE: I have a really old phone, ignore it. :ā)
TAGGING: @wesparklebitch @shoutodoki @tomomoni @divinewhimsy @tenderwritings (I have to get used to that new user, Rach. I dig it tho!! š„ŗš„ŗš)
Tagged by: @isolshi ššš
Note: uhhhhhā¦I may OR MAY NOT obsess over @tomomoni ās Dabi šš»šš»š„ŗ Iām WEAK FOR SOFT DABI OKII?
Tagging: @too-old4this-shit !! And anyone else who wants to do thiiis š¤
Thank u for the tag @divinewhimsyā every time you tag me in something my day gets a littleĀ brighter, i love doing this things!Ā
i love collecting cat pictures that i find on the internet lmao. Tagging: @imaginedheroineā @badtimecharaā @lloftvllyā
thanks for the tag @too-old4this-shit i love that! š¤
my lockscreen is very boring and iām sorry about that lol. the latest photo saved was from earlier because i got my new pillows and had to share em around lol. and ofc nothing, nowhere cos when am i not listening to nothing, nowhere tbh? sobs
tagging: @tistellas (gives ya a side eye) @dubliinwaltz @lunarapocolypse @cya-villain @rinakitamura @gothkingshigaraki @noswearwordsallowed @cherenuit @zerofivefivefive @inlcveu @blue-snowflake (i feel like i tagged a lot of ppl so imma stop myself here and say everyone else who sees this on dash and wants to do it pls do and consider yourself tagged by me) š¤
Thanks for the tag @lloftvlly š¤š¤
My lockscreen is nothing too exciting lol. I fucking love 3teeth, theyre a great band. And of course i had to save the imagine that made me cry from laughter āŗļø
Im tagging @lovdyke @coconutcephalopod @golddplatedd @imblessedtoexist @rabidkomaeda @herokillr @yourmistressofdarkness @sadist-babypink @ucavity
@gothkingshigaraki I listen to 3teeth too. ^^
My lock screen is from a Shigadabi comic drawn by a Tumblr artist. (Because what else would my phone be full of if not art of those two?) āDripā is by Boombox Cartel; Spotify put it on one of my Discover Weekly playlists since I listen to a lot of EDM, among other genres. The last is Baby Appa from another artist on Tumblr, and I sent it to my partner, who adores ATLA.
Tag @anyone who enjoys these games and finds them an easier way to talk about themselves a bit
What weāve learned from this: Iām a simp for Shigaraki-
Tag: @aircatcherdjh and anyone else
in conclusion: iām gay and i hate it here
@danielhowell (and everyone else iām just too baby to tag someone)
dan and phil play hide and seek but Phil canāt find Dan for 7 months and thatās why heās on hiatus
pls tell us about your vision for 'You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison's music video
No i will not but yes i will. It's a diner. Gee and the boys are sitting on a table and eating. They are finished so they walk up to the counter to pay for the food. We can hear the rummaging of the utensils and the sizzling of the spaghetti from the kitchen. And THEN, the song starts with the 'doot doot doot', while suddenly, a couple of police comes in through the door hastily, talking into their walkie-talkies. But we cant hear wht theyre saying becuz the song is playing(duh). Then one of the police slams gee's head on the counter table, and at the background, the boys are getting arrested by the other policemen and gee looks directly into the camera, lip syncing the words-'well theyre never gonna get me....' , while everything becomes slow motion. we're viewed the slow motioned shocked diner lady and tht one hot dishwashing boy and then again, the camera shows a slow motioned flinching gee when suddenly, the officer's hand pulls his hair fast, in a jerk and the camera gets cuts too gee sitting on the lower bunk of a bed of a cell, wearing the orange jumpsuit, staring directly into the camera while dramatically singing'.....your faith in me' and the video shows mikey and ray sitting on the floor and a big dude in the orange jumpsuit has lifted frank off the floor by his collar while he looks like hes bout to spit on the man's face, when the first verse ends with the-'......say a prayer.' And then the chorus starts where the band is playing inside the cell and gee rard being all theatrical while he sings.(it kinda feels incomplete not seeing the band play in a music video) 'They all cheat in cards and the checkers are lost, my cellmate's a killer, they made me do push-ups in drag.' Ok, so here's wht happens. Gee is rlly close to the camera, you know, singing. First it shows a clip of ray and frank losing in a game of cards to the big dudes and his buddies. Then it cuts back to gee when he says the words-'my cellmate's a killer', and it again cuts back to the big dude and his buddies, making mikey do push-ups. And hes wearing a red lipstick(i mean cmon, thts the most drag u'll get in prison.) Then it again cuts back to gee where he says-'but nobody cares if you're losing yourself.....' And then it cuts back to the cell where they were playing when gee screams-'well i miss my mom, will they give me the chair.....' and then from tht to chorus again. Gee rard sings the 'too your room...' part and when he ends it, the camera get cuts to frank where he screams the 'do u have the keys to the hotel....' which obviously, is everybody's favourite part of the song. And if it isnt, are u even a my chem fan? Then comes ray's,,, aha-mazing guitar solo. The camera is cut to him. Then again it's cut back to gee rard where he sings-'life is but a dream....' with the sexy pant thing he does. 'Now, now now now, now now now, now now, naa-hi-ayewww.' And at the end, where gee rard does the scream thing, they all jump, synchronised, with the rhythm of the scream and the song stops, the screen slowly fades too black and the-hee-end. Whew! This took me a while so pls lemme know how i did, especially u anon. I did this only for u. Thank you.
PLEASE I N E E D THIS
donāt forget on pride month
ššš¾šš š¶šš¾šš.
i got a new pencil set so of course i had to draw dan! @danielhowell
Literally such a good fucking image I quote it every day
happy im not gay greg thursday
My gender is
so like I found this- what mcr song should be played at your funeral and got this...
I love this song
I did it with both my name and url, because why not.
I love these, tbh. That's going to be quite a chaotic funeral.
two very different, but equally approved songs
MY FAVORITE SONG !!
We soldiered together in the A Shau Valley in the Mountain of the Crouching Beast. Well, Dave must have been a very special person to put up with your weird-ass shit. Yeah. Yeah, he was. He was kind, and strong, and vulnerable, and beautiful. Beautiful. And I was foolish enough to follow him all the way to the front line.
Fall out boy: Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is-
CDC: in quarantine
one of the things that bugs me about like, reactions to Labyrinth is youāll see a lot of people eager to call out the element of sexual threat that Jareth implies, with the sensuality and the tights and the romantic subtext of the ballroom scene, and so on
but *far fewer* people seem to grasp/acknowledge that the final incantation, the line that Sarah could never remember until she understood it, āyou have no power over meā ties into that element of Jareth-as-antagonist, on the level of both learning and fantasy.
the relevant element of the lesson being that men canāt actually make you play along in their romance games, no matter how much it feels like they have that power, or like you got yourself into this and now they define the terms of engagement. this is a growing-up Lesson about setting coherent boundaries that Sarah takes away for relationships generally, but because of how romantically coded that last exchange got it becomes very specifically freighted, as a lesson for a teenage girl moving into adulthood and adult romance and its dangers.
And the reason itās a key part of of the fantasy is that as soon as Sarah grasps the fundamental nature of her power to say āno,ā Jareth has to stop.
THANK YOU