방탄소년단 is Lyf Kpop Is....damn Good Sh*t

[rvbfan2011]

Could anyone tell me about this wand combination. haven't seen anyone use this core before I'm pretty sure it's possible.

It's Silver lime, 12" chimera scale fragment core. I'm a Slytherin.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[stonersheep]

Im already having bad luck but i dont need more

[mythologicalgirl]

Diabolik Lovers B-Day game

Your going to paint a mustache on Carlas’s face and because of that he’s going to treasure you forever. ahah I must’ve drawn a really good mustache :0

[mnekochaan-deactivated20160611]

You’re going to bake cookies for Laito and then you get pregnant by him. well, i’m fine with thatXD 

[diabolik-white-rose-deactivated]

I am going to be a maid for Yuma and because of that he’ll make love to me! XD YEEES!

[just-ask-them]

You’re going to try to seduce Shu, (s*** it’s stripes. Well it’s mostly white.) And then you get pregnant by him…

Shu: I’m pretty sure you cheated.

No I didn’t!

Shu: Alright, let’s test it out.

*gulps*

[akemi-is-diabolikal-blog]

mun!Akemi: “You’re going to take a bath with Shuu and then you end up pregnant by him.”

….

…………………

… Well, that escalated quickly.

[dialoving]

you’re going to take pictures of a naked reiji and then you get pregnant by him … i don’t think that’s how it works >//

[asksugarbearthings-deactivated2]

Mun: You´re going to be a bitch to Kou and then he gives you away to his brother 

….

GIVE ME TO YUMA. Sorry Kou, I love you. but Yuma is better

[askthesakamaki-deactivated20171]

Haha how fitting, “Your going to watch porn with Yuma and because of that he’ll make love to you”

[newchica]

You’re going to strip for Laito and because of that he’ll strip for you. 

Okay…

[crystallunarrose]

Your going to try to kill Ayato then he will give you away to his brothers

[rvbfan2011]

I’m going to scream out loud that Ruki’s trying to rape me and because of that he’ll treasure me forever? 

Whelp that makes absolutely no sense.

[idioticastro]

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[newchica]

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[rvbfan2011]

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[vvictor-blog1]

Diabolik lovers click and drag game

[rvbfan2011]

Best friend: Kanato (Well other than the fact that I find Kanato particularly creepy I guess I could be friends with him. We both like sweets)

Future husband: Shuu (Oh, hell yeah I’m down with that. YEET!)

Enemy: Raito (I call him Laito but whatever. I guess it’s cause he’s a perv. But considering I have a sex friend you’d think we’d like each other or at least settle something that works for both of us, but I guess he’s not my sex friend anyways)

Sex friend: Shuu (I guess that leads up to him becoming my future husband but I hope our relationship isn’t built on just sex. I hope there’s some feelings involved in there somewhere)

First kiss: Reiji (I’m particularly happy with this, Reiji doesn’t just do shit for no reason so I guess that says something. Reiji and Shuu are my favourite characters so this makes me happy, I wonder if he’s also me and Shuu’s cockblock?)

Cockblock: Reiji (Let that sink in for a moment...HA! I CALLED IT!!)

Lover: Subaru (That’s new, it doesn’t quite fit with any of my other theories. Then again it’s possible that Reiji is cockblocking Subaru and I that’s why I go to Shuu, poor Subaru seems like he’s being used. I swear I’m not I like Subaru)

Ex boyfriend: Subaru (Wait what? I guess that means we’re on and off. That usually means we won’t end up together. In theory this is all Reiji’s fault, he cockblocks Subaru and I so I go off and have sex with Shuu instead and because of that Subaru and I fight and break up a lot, in the end we call it off for good and I end up getting with Shuu. Twisted turn of events Reiji always liked me that why he cockblocked Subaru and I, know one knew I was running around with Shuu except Subaru when he found out. #Sneaky)

Stalker: Reiji (OMG Guys It makes sense now, Reiji is obsessed with me that’s why he ruined me and Subaru’s relationship, but unfortunately for him I got with his older brother and married him. Maybe if Reiji had some balls he would’ve been my husband, who knows?)

[mishiie]

New Diabolik Lovers click & drag game! 

I finally made one that included Shin and Carla but I didn’t want to make one the same as my other one (found here: [x]) so with the release of Dark Fate and everything, enjoy a cheesy wedding one. 

Images from: http://dialover.net/blog/2015/02/20150219.html

[rvbfan2011]

Proposes: Azusa (I’m not actually into Azusa, why would I say yes to his proposal? I must’ve been drunk or something)

Best man: Shin (I guess Shin and Azusa are close)

Walks you down the isle: Kanato (That would make me cry, not only am I being wed to the man I don’t love but I’m being forced to do it by Kanato, it’s all Kanato’s fault)

Tries to stop the wedding: Subaru (Thank Jesus! Subaru my savior)

Who you actually marry: Shin (Well, that’s a twisted turn of events. I guess when I was being walked down the isle I couldn’t help but notice how sexy Shin looked in a tux)

Gets drunk and kisses you: Reiji (I have mixed feelings about this. I’m happy that I got kissed by Reiji but I’m sad that he had to be drunk in order to do it)

[mishiie]

Diabolik Lovers Click and Drag game. Includes the Sakamaki and Mukami brothers.

Can be screen printed (works best on ipad… and maybe other tablets(?)) or you’ll probably have to make it smaller for it to fit on a full screen (ctrl+minus button).

Sorry no Carla and Shin right now. Perhaps in the future! 

[rvbfan2011]

You are a: Vampire (Happy with this)

You live with: Mukami brothers (Personally I prefer the Sakamaki’s but I guess the Mukami’s are fine too at least I have sexy Ruki)

Friend: Reiji (I want to be way more than friends with him, so it’s obvious that he friend zoned me. Damn that sucks)

First kiss: Ayato (Huh, was not expecting that, I must’ve been drowning in a pool and needed mouth to mouth or something. Unless he’s my lover it’s unlikely that I kissed him back, I don’t really fell for Ayato that way, he narcissism pisses me off)

Crushes on you: Reiji (Ok, so apparently Reiji can’t come to terms with the fact that he likes me, he’s trying to deny it by labeling me as a friend and trying to dismiss his feelings for me as ones he’d fell for a friend. Or maybe he knows that he’s not my lover and he doesn’t want to get in the way of that. Aww nice guy Reiji sacrifices his feelings for me because I have someone else...NO! Fight for me Reiji! Don’t submit to whoever it is that I call a lover)

Lover: Azusa (WTF! Especially right now, I’m not about the Azusa life I’m sorry sweety but keep your goddamn knives away from me. I don’t like the pain like you do, I like my skin very much intact, unless I’m being bitten. I do like knives, in fact I collect them, I just don’t like them in my skin. Reiji save me from my lover I guarantee he’ll be the death of me)

Enemy: Shuu (NO! This is the worst possible outcome. I love Shuu he’s my second fav right after Reiji and now he hates me. Then again I’d hate me too if I was living with the Mukami’s and my lover was Azusa. I must’ve been blackmailed into being with Azusa there’s no other explanation for it. And Shuu feels betrayed because of it. I’m so sorry Shuu!)

Cockblock: Ayato (Yup, Ayato would be the cockblock guy, he just is. Though it’s not necessary seeing as Azusa’s my lover I’d be my own cockbloack. Oh well, thanks anyways Ayato)

Fate: I live (Considering there was only two options I say I got out pretty lucky here. Even though I don’t like my lover, and my lovely Shuu hates me and Sexy Reiji won’t tell me he loves me and insists on friend zoning me, I guess I’m ok)

[reijikotobuki]

[ailiacchi]

Best friend: Kou Enemy: Kanato (stay away from me demon child) Has a crush on you: Ruki (mostly okay with that) First bitten by: Yuma (T-Tattsun) Lover: Yuma (sort of okay with this) Fate: You end up being your lover’s “toy” forever (ehh I guess it could be worse)

[rimie-deactivated20181225]

best friend: kanato (NO) enemy: (NNNOOOOOOOOO) has crush: ruki first bitten by: reiji lover: subaru fate: toy end no tho.

[prevolt]

Best Friend: Reiji (I’d rather have you as my—)

Enemy: Azusa (…no)

Has a crush on you: Ayato (you’re lore’s bias stop stockholming me…!!!1)

First Bitten: Ruki (I’M OKAY WITH THIS)

Lover: Azusa (WHAT IS THIS A RIVALMANCE!?)

Fate: Your best friend stole you away and kept you to himself (…okay this makes Reiji being my best friend much better (⊙ω⊙✿)) 

[narihira]

Best Friend: Laito (OMFG WHY WHAT WOULD WE EVEN TALK ABOUT OMFG)

Enemy: Kou (ERR……. OK I GUESS)

Has a crush on you: Reiji (I’M CRYING LMFAO WHY DID MITSU GET AYATO WHILE I GOT REIJI)

First Bitten: Kou (is this why we’re enemies)

Lover: Shu (NO WHY OMFG I DON’T WANT THIS UNMEI)

Fate: Your lover’s thirst grew too strong and you died from excessive blood loss. (SO ON TOP OF MY LOVER BEING SHU, HE ALSO KILLS ME. GREAT.)

[zukizu-blog]

So, lets play it! I’ll try to make it ‘realistic’ as in, if that was a reality…

Best Friend: Shuu (Okay, I kinda like it. He.. Seems like one of the least problematic characters when it comes to the best friend spot. Okay,I admit I lied, I am glad that he is my best friend.)

Enemy: Ruki (welp, I’m dead. I’m so dead. My only hope is Shuu saving me.. ..I’m his best friend, maybe he will. I hope he will. I mean he might. You know not wanting to see another of his friend dying.)

Has a crush on you: Subaru (…I.. Really don’t know how I’d feel about that. I mean, he is adorable in a way. But wel.. Bit.. childish? And just tad scary. Um, it could have been worse? Yes. It could have been much, much worse, phew…Hey, if he has a crush on me, maybe he’ll save me from Ruki? Or at least attempt to? Yes, Ruki as my enemy bothers me a lot, okay? I keep seeing my chances at survival diminishing with each moment.)

First bitten: Yuma (I’m.. oddly okay with this. Or more like I don’t have very bad or very good reaction to that.)

Lover: Raito (……Part of me is pleased, because I am sure he’s damn good in bed. Another part of me is relieved - I’m pretty sure I won’t die if he gets bored of me. Another part is happy because, oh I like his voice. Part of me is bit sad. I don’t see him feeling anything close to actual love  - not that any of the boys would, but well, to me Raito is one who is one of the most furthest away of being able to feel love. …I could have gotten someone much worse though, so.. Yeah, overall, I’d be satisfied with that… Even if.. I’d feel bit sad/empty that.. Sex would be.. well… Sort of empty. )

Fate: Your best friend stole you away and kept you to himself (That…. Is a surprisingly 'good’ ending? I’m shocked, I… I lucked out. I survived. With probably minimal trauma involved. I.. Guess Shuu didn’t want to loose his best friend? I mean, I’d be.. confused, but grateful and glad. It.. It really is one of the best possible ending this game has I believe. I… I am lucky.)

Tadah! THE END. Which surprisingly is not Dead End. Which is A-okay with me here :3

[rvbfan2011]

Best friend: Shuu (I guess that’s cool with me, we’d both have some common interests like listening to music and being lazy. Although I think I’d enjoy him as a lover more, but I can’t complain, Shuu’s a great friend)

Enemy: Kou (I never had a thing for Kou but I never hated him, maybe he’s to snobby or something being an Idol and all. Is my profession being a Paparazzi?)

Has a crush on you: Reiji (I’m more than cool with this, I hope he has the guts to tell me. It’d be really cute to see Reiji get flustered. I’m happy)

First bitten by: Kanato (Uuuhm....Yikes! Kanato kinda creeps me out, so that must’ve been scary for me. I hope Shuu or Reiji would save me from him)

Lover: Ayato (First I’d like to note that I got all different characters for this which allows it to make sense. Ok first of all Ayato pisses me off sometimes, I can’t doubt that he doesn’t do sweet things but he rarely does. I suppose if he’s my lover he’s extremely kind and protective of me so I guess I like him in that sense. Not bad I guess)

Fate: The rivaling brothers whisk you away and you never see your lover again. (And right after I accepted Ayato as my lover too. So the other five Sakamaki’s take me somewhere that I’ll never see Ayato again? I feel bad for Ayato now he’s all alone. At least I still have Reiji)