just a silly guy

just a silly little guy doing silly things

[oddarette]

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[curseofmeatthawsmoth]

Greek Nathan's foot long Yogurt Hot Dogs

[pierogiy]

every day i learn and grow, too

[zerotolerancepolicy-deactivated]

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

[oneheadtoanother]

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[terraswallows]

I was confused you see.

[halondrus]

I bet it feels good as fuck to be a ghoul and have your head roll off your body and you walk over and pick it up and put it back on your head

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[treecitysessions]

I heavily fw bro

[argumate]

to Germans they’re just regular shepherds

[diesistkeinblog]

It’s true, we just call them “Schäferhund” (shepherd’s dog).

[argumate]

[oroor0]

taken from Luffy's instagram

[tvguts]

yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?

[xenonsreturn]

[offshoreoilrig]

[oneheadtoanother]