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One Nice Bug Per Day

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Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.
Reject humanity, become a dragon
was chatting with friends about taste in partners, I said I wanted someone whose weaknesses I could cover and vice versa (I get things off tall shelves, they say I ordered no pickles) and we could sort of mutually protect each other.
these motherfuckers were like "this guy's got a party composition kink"
"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁
Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop
I just want to get dicked down again =/
I love this post especially the rat part
going on me feed
what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post
can i come to your house and make you know some information
In the fan favorite expansion of critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV, Shadowbringers, at one point you go to the DMV. Not a regular DMV either. It's a ghost DMV. It's the bittersweet memory of a long dead civilization's DMV crafted from the mind of the only surviving member of that civilization, who is apparently the kind of guy who takes great comfort in meticulously recreating the fucking DMV. And you have to wait in line, despite the fact that you and your companions are the only living beings there and everyone else is a ghost. At the ghost DMV. Because that's what you do at the DMV, obviously.
And the guy's dead wife is there. At the ghost DMV. The dead wife is a ghost and he's the ONLY ghost who knows he's a ghost. In the ghost DMV. You make friends with the guy's dead wife (while waiting in line) (at the ghost DMV) and he tells you that the lunatic immortal wizard who's making you defeat his seven evil bureaucratic processes while you die of magic cancer before you can even fight him directly is really just a silly sentimental fella.
Then in the next expansion you get to live through the dead wife flashbacks yourself. You get to meet the dead wife when he's alive in the past, outside of the DMV. And it turns out he works at the real DMV, in the past. And he has pink hair. And he and the past-self version of the insane immortal wizard (who sent you to the ghost DMV) pull off a sick prank to help you close the timeloop.
Later, you run into the dead wife's real ghost on the moon, which is actually a spaceship full of immortal bunnies.
#and one of the best moments is when the insane immortal wizard in the past#says 'pshaw i will for sure not become an insane immortal wizard. i would never do that'#and then due to Fuckery ends up forgetting all about that until he dies#and then presumably has a beautiful moment of 'oh fuck i DID become an insane immortal wizard'#ffxiv is truly the game that keeps on giving via @kratosaurioned
My favorite is when you later meet the past self of a -different- insane immortal wizard and tell him about his future and he's just like "Yeah, that sounds like sort of shit I'd do, actually,"
It’s still something that fucking sends me that Shadowbringers delves into the lore of the insane immortal wizards and you find out their ominous names are job titles from the elder days.
You have been apocalyptically beefing with “chief engineer”, “messenger boy”, and “director of public transport.” Millions have died. The most powerful sorcerer in the universe just really wants to go back to his job at the DMV.
reblog to stick a fruit sticker on a mutuals’ shirt where they can’t see
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I'm opening commissions! Please share ( ; w ;)
Dm me for details or if you have my discord message me there
I specialize in a cutesy art style, so sorry if I'm not able to draw a certain character, please understand
YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS
For the love of god stop
this post seems to have broken containment and if anyone's interested in what they were telling me to stop, i found the og post with this song and was mass reblogging it at an alarming rate. ive done this multiple times but i think this was the instance i reblogged it 64 times in a row
May your days be filled with health, happiness and many tasty treats! 🍎🐴💕
and of course happy birthday to every thoroughbred horse of the northern hemisphere