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@sad-emoticons
Like an old man to a construction site
tale as old as time. when i was a kid, the washer we had wasn't a new one with any sensors, so if you opened the lid it would keep washing. my mother and i both spent a lot of time staring at the clothes being agitated.
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Harvesting my wheat
Hehehehehe
Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.
Illustration of events
Husband called me into the bedroom to show me the tag on our mattress cover, he was very proud.
“This seems like something tumblr will like! It’ll get you all the notes…ReTumbls? It’ll get you all the ReTumbls.”
It’s important you all know he has this opened on his second monitor, delightedly refreshing it every few minutes to read the notes.
Nest of Pikachu by Diane Özdamar
THERE’S A SHINY
The fur, the ears, the electricity coming off the shiny’s tail, the expression on the one up front and how perfectly it lends to the electricity coming off its cheeks… this is gorgeous.
So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.
So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.
She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.
He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...
"Oh you have a dick?"
"... yeah."
He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says
"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"
And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.
My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"
I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.
"Man its too bad that im straight since I've got like no gag reflex and all."
"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."
"My god... everything's coming up Jason."
>Be me
>Make bowl of panda express leftovers
>Chow down on 2/3rds of it before father calls you over to show you memes
>Leave bowl unattended
>Laugh about memes for a good ten minutes
>Return to room
>??Bat? In bowl? ?
>Don't have anything to grab bat with that are bite proof
>Offer bat the head of the Winston Churchill marble bust to climb onto
>Bat does so
>Slowly carry Churchill and the bat to the window
>Bat won't let go of Churchill
>Pry bat off of him with nearby plastic skeleton hand
>Bat sits on windowsill for a second before flying off into the night
Artists interpretation
We gotta shoot lower this is at best a 30 note post
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Creature spotted!
(via)
found this nefarious cube in my home. going to incinerate it out of an abundance of caution.
Humans just be petting anything with eyes
I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.
Made a little something on slur reclamation.
And there it is, yeah.
bugs need their own Tumblr i think
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This humans house smells like flowers!! 🌸🌼🌷 yum!
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Update: there are no flowers 😭 I feel so robbed
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Update: they put me in a plastic cup ☹️
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HELP NEEDED
my wife is mad at me :(
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Damn that's crazy. Have you tried talking to her.
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Dude youre a black widow spider I dont think you're qualified to give love advice
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Actually black widow females only eat the males in extremely stressful situations such as being kept in captivity, my wife and I live in a beautiful meadow and we're fine
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Then why is your blog full of vore
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Can't a man have a fetish
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Milking my beloved aphids! 💖💓💖💓💖💓
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:3c
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dont you FUCKIGN dare
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*sees a mantis crawling overhead* Tsk... such a fool... *into the intercom* attack, mine simps
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Knowing OP is an ant mimic spider makes this a thousant times funnier
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why do you know so much about ants
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I tricked ants into raising me
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Isnt that a little exploitative?
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Ants love being exploited dont listen to the haters
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Youre a termite of course youd say that
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That's so fucking racist???
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lmao .You are both racist 🙄
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IS THAT A LARVA??? ON BUGBLR???
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Relax it's my little brother. who's currently tricking ants into raising him
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What have you MANIACS done to my post
Another dream comic. Had a dream where I was tied to a chair in a dark room and some hooded figures killed me after I begged for my life—but then I got caught in a time loop and so I kept trying to figure out what I could say to get them to not shoot me but they killed me no matter what I said. Started just shouting random stuff eventually.
Official Time Loop Post
- cannot be killed in a way that matters (time loop)
- want to know the name of god (you fungal piece of shit)
Congrats op you're their mushroom
Took this from Instagram because this is urgent US folks.
You need to call and email your reps no matter if you live in a red or blue state. This cannot be allowed to pass.
It will prevent anyone who has ever changed their name from voting (including their last name)
Here is an article explaining the ambiguous language of the bill how it’s intention is to strip millions of Americans their right to vote
& how its republicans top priority to get passed
Spread this far- this could end voting rights for hundreds of millions of Americans
The SAVE Act would require all Americans to prove their citizenship with documentation unavailable to millions and upend the way every Ameri
Keep sharing this folks. & take action. This is a major bill that has republican’s support. It is essentially the reversal of the 19th amendment using citizenship as a scapegoat
There will be a lot of distractions preventing folks from focusing on this bill. Because this is the one that will bring democracy down.
This would also affect shitloads of trans people, BTW. They know what they're doing.
FYI this horror show has PASSED THE HOUSE.
First, call your senators and tell them if they vote yes on this BS that they're going to lose their job.
Second, find out how your rep voted and if they voted yet, remember to vote them the fuck out of office.
Third, if you are a cis woman who has taken your spouse's name, and you don't have one, GO GET YOUR PASSPORT. Get the process started now because I guarantee you passport processing is about to slow to a crawl.
If you are a TRANS person, be very very very very careful about trying to get a passport right now. I'm hearing of people presenting the necessary documentation and having the documents taken away and not returned, leaving you completely without documentation.
We've got to find a way to stop this. This is BLATANT voter suppression and this won't be the first time the administration tries it.
Turns out my democrat representative was one of 5 who voted for this
Because she’s too concerned about the threat of undocumented Mexicans at our country’s southern border. (& I’m living in one of the furthest states from Mexico btw) that was literally her email back to me about this issue.
So fight like hell, contact your senators explain the gravity of 140 million people having the right to vote disenfranchised. (155 million people voted in the 2024 elections) and the nearly 75 million people who have legally changed their last name - the majority of which are married women. (77 million voted for trump) which this bill threatens to disenfranchise.
Explain that you support mail in voting, online voter registration.
And explain that your continued support of them relies on them stopping this bill. It is your top priority (because without voting any hope of stopping the fascist takeover is completely gone & the GOP knows this.)
Personally, This is the bill for me that signals when it’s time to leave the US. It’s the red flag that I decided to keep in mind about if to stay or leave.
