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There's This Lady...
My school had this lady that helped out in the library a few times a week, and she also helped at my chirch as the confirmation leader. I was around 15 and in a pretty bad place. One day after church I asked her if we could talk. I fucking SPILLED my heart out to her. Everything on the table. The abuse, my disease, my depression, the cutting, the rape, everything. It was all on the table. I spilled my life's story to her.
This woman didn't judge me, didn't chastise me.
This woman cried with me.
She hugged me and loved me and prayed with me.
She would check on me at school and ask how the week was going. I could be so brutally honest with her. This past year, she came to tue state performance of the one act play her daughter and I were in. My dad didn't come to the performance (though he didnt work and it was 30 mins away), so I hung around away from the other parents, like usual.
She stepped away from her daughter, came to me and hugged me. Told me how great of a job I did. Everything.
This woman.. I don't know how to put it in words. She's amazing. Incredible. She let a random kid spill her guts, bawl, sob, and blubber to her for three. hours. that night. Three hours. And she was with me every step of the way. When I got confirmed, she came up with my family for the laying of the hands. She's incredible.
She let me tell her all of this and she has never told a soul. I told her horrible things. Confessed everything. And she never said a word to anyone. She just..helped me.
Maybe that's a normal thing people are supposed to do and I've just never experienced it. But I will never, ever forget her. She is strong, kind, caring. Incredible.
PSA
theres a new product by verzion called “hum” that allows your parents to track your car and places you go, if your parents are controlling like mine please check under your steering wheel to make sure that they havent installed this
here is what it looks like installed:
you can read more about it here, and here- this excerpt sums up what information Hum will send:
“a car’s owner will be able to get notified on their phone when the vehicle leaves a pre-determined area or drives faster than a set speed… [Hum] will enable location tracking and a driving log, which measures travel times, engine idle times, and average speeds.”
People in abusive relationships, please check your cars.
DO NOT TRY TO UNPLUG IT BY YOURSELF!
To add to this nightmare, I’ve just heard of a thing called ForceField where people get to monitor and block internet sites that you’re going on if they don’t approve.
It tells the user what sites/apps you’re going on, for how long you’re on them, and WHERE YOU ARE ON AN UPDATING MAP.
So you know if you’re in an abusive household and use sites like tumblr to escape and talk to friends, you could be cut off from that.
They say “it’s not spyware” but it sure sounds controlling and creepy to me.
signalboost
God. Fuck. That’s scary.
Life 360 is another tracker. My parents have used it on me, not allowing me to delete it from my phone, and sometimes even demanding selfies to prove I was where the map said. (As if I’d go anywhere without my phone)
SpectorPro is another one. Afaik it can’t track location, but it takes screenshots roughly every 20sec to allow the installer to watch a video of your computer activity. It also tracks all keystrokes, so passwords aren’t safe, and records any website you visit + the duration. It’s incredibly creepy and a huge violation of privacy, and was one of the cornerstones of my abuse as a kid.
even if you’re not in an abusive relationship/family, please spread this because you might have just saved someone’s life
Protip: Any virus-scan including Malwarebytes will register these as “Potentially Unwanted Programs.” While depending on the installation they might not be able to be removed, you will easily be able to discover what your parents have worked onto your computer.
An extremely easy (relative to skill) workaround for PC’s that is likely to be undetected if your parents aren’t tech-savvy is Dual-booting. Partition your hard drive into two sections and install a different operating system on each one, and then reboot your PC to the secondary operating system when you want to do things that are sensitive. Individual operating systems have their own registries and startup protocols, meaning programs installed on one partition will not be recognized by the second 90% of the time.
Alternatively for less money and hassle, booting the computer into “Safe Mode with Networking” allows you to use the computer and internet without tracking software being loaded on startup, though many devices (sound being a key example) also do not have their drivers loaded when booted this way.
For mobile devices, the easiest way to prevent location tracking is to simply power the device off completely, then claim your battery died when your parents inevitably ask about it. Factory resets will also purge all software from the device, with numerous excuses as to why one would do this innocuously, requiring them to reinstall all the software. If you have a relatively cheap device, you can claim slowdowns, freezing and slow downloads/ect and any tech support worker worth their salt will look at the tracking software and immediately determine it the culprit.
Parents tend to not be very tech savvy, and if you can sneakily find ways to make tracking you a hassle they’re likely to give up.
Lastly, if you want to have some fun with them, slip your phone into their pocket/car/ect and when they ask why your GPS is always in the same location as them, sarcastically put your hand over your chest and say “It’s because I’m always with you.”
@everywitchway My mom installed Life 360 on my sister’s and my phones. And she set it up so she can see wherever we are, but we can’t see where she is. It’s hypocritical bullshit.
Ew, @kat-kins , that’s shitty, I’m sorry :((
If She Doesn’t Feel You For Days, You’re Doing It Wrong
I’m not talking just about the fucking and the sexy times and the scenes. I don’t just mean the slaps and pulls, bites and pinches, belts and ropes, licks and thrusts. Oh, the licks and thrusts. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh, yes! I am talking about all of the above, and so much more. I am talking about anything and everything you do. If you’re doing it without passion, if you are going through the motions, you’re doing it wrong. She’ll know it. Everyone around you will know it. Do you kiss her when you walk in the door? Do you lean over and plant a peck on her cheek as you toss aside your coat? Stop that shit. Stop it now. If you’re going to kiss her, grab her by the back of her hair, lick your way up her throat, and then kiss her like you’re trying to save her fucking life. Even if that entire exchange lasts only 10 seconds because you’re in a rush to hop in the shower and get to wherever the hell your ass needs to be next. She’ll feel that for days. Not everyone is good at putting pretty words down on a piece of paper. I get it. Go ahead and buy her a Hallmark card that says everything you feel about her in your heart. But fucking write something personal in it or go home empty-handed. Tell her about the last time she took your breath away. Tell her what you want to do to her the next time you’re alone. Tell her something that can only come from you because she’s yours. Tell her what you think of when you feel her hair in your hand or smell her shampoo. Tell her your fucking dick twitches when she calls you in the middle of the day and laughs into the phone. She’ll feel that for days. Don’t roll over when you get into bed. Grab her hip and pull her into you. Burrow your nose into her neck. It doesn’t matter if all you do after is go to sleep. Do it because she’s the last goddamn thing you want to feel as you drift off at the end of the night. Do it because you want her in your dreams. She’ll feel that for days. Don’t spank her because she asked for it. Spank her because holy shit, that ass. Don’t eat her pussy because that’s what gets her good and ready. Eat her pussy because it’s the only thing that will cure the cancer eating away at your soul. Whisper into her ear every dirty fucking thing about her that makes you crazy. Up your game a bit. Don’t ask her, “Is this what you want? Whose pussy is this?” Fuck. That. Lean over and fucking TELL her that pussy is yours. Because you’ve never felt pussy so good. Because you’ll never stop wanting it. Because all day you can’t wait to get in it. She’ll feel that for days. Long after the sun rises and the soreness wears off and the bruises fade, she’ll still feel you. She’ll feel you sinking into the cracks in her soul and hear the echoes of every whisper as it bounces around her heart. She’ll call you in the middle of the day and laugh that laugh that makes your dick twitch, but what you won’t see on the other end is her blushing and squirming in her seat because she can feel you. Whatever IT is, if you do it like you fucking mean it, like you cannot take another breath without doing it, she’ll know the difference. She’ll feel it forever.
Damn. Just …. damn.
Always a reblog
This…☝️☝️☝️
My favorite thing is when he brings the toy to me, begging to play with it.
What the ever living fuck theyre one?! I thought they were still like 4 months or something what the shitdick
I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because
Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
These never work for me, but here’s to trying.
I don’t believe in these things
But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
Roger is cute.
Eh Roger is cute I might as well
That fish is so happy it makes me happy.
I have no luck right now. Halp.
Why does this have so many notes
because its not one of your posts.
Roger is precious to me.
This is the crystal hand of prosperity. Reblog in 300 seconds to have a year of good money management and raises. ⬆💱⬆💲💰💲⬆💱⬆
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Can’t risk it
Source
These dudes are fucking legit. They don’t just show up one day in court, either, they actually make friends with the kids and let them know they have a support system and that there are people in the world who care about them and will always have their back. And less important, but also cool, is that the few times a couple of them have come into my cafe, they’ve been super friendly and polite and when I told one of the guys that I noticed his Bikers Against Child Abuse patch and wanted him to know how awesome I thought he was because of it, he got kind of shy and blushed and said, “The kids are the awesome ones, we just let them know they’re allowed to be brave.”
The source is long, but so, so good. These men and women are available in 36 states, 24 hours a day to stand guard at home, in court, at school, even if the child has a nightmare. Many of them are survivors of childhood abuse as well, and know what it’s like to feel scared and alone.
In court that day, the judge asked the boy, “Are you afraid?” No, the boy said.
Pipes says the judge seemed surprised, and asked, “Why not?”
The boy glanced at Pipes and the other bikers sitting in the front row, two more standing on each side of the courtroom door, and told the judge, “Because my friends are scarier than he is.”
Actual tears.. hnngh
Show me more of people like this, world. I give up on humans too easily.
where do i sign up for this,i want to be in this gang
This is fucking amazing. It may be out of character for me to say this but rock on
Bikers Against Child Abuse was founded in 1995 by a Native American child psychologist whose ride name is Chief, when he came across a young boy who had been subjected to extreme abuse and was too afraid to leave his house. He called the boy to reach out to him, but the only thing that seemed to interest the child was Chief’s bike. Soon, some 20 bikers went to the boy’s neighborhood and were able to draw him out of his house for the first time in weeks.
Chief’s thesis was that a child who has been abused by an adult can benefit psychologically from the presence of even more intimidating adults that they know are on their side. “When we tell a child they don’t have to be afraid, they believe us,” Arizona biker Pipes told azcentral.com. “When we tell them we will be there for them, they believe us.” ( Article)
More about BACA, from their site
My parents are a part of this organization and they are metal af
They go on runs to protect the child if they feel even the slightest threatened no matter where. If the child needs them to go on vacation with them, they do. Bikers come from across the nation to watch over and take shifts for these kids. And the best part is once you’re adopted into this family as a BACA kid, you’re always one. Even when you’re 40 and the perp gets released from jail, they’ll come meet with you and find your best options for avoiding the person and maintaining the life you’ve built for yourself. Once a BACA child, always a BACA child. In Florida, there’s 100% rate for identifying the perp based on the child’s testimony. Why? Because BACA stands with the child and supports the child so they feel comfortable enough to point out their attacker.
What’s better than a badass biker gang being on your side???
NATIVE AMERICAN CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST WHO IS A BIKER AND NAMED HIMSELF CHIEF HELL YES I’M HERE FOR THAT AND BIKERS BEING BAD ASS TO PROTECT KIDS. HELL YEAH.
it’s back! I will always reblog BACA
Damn good people.
I know they wouldn’t consider themselves such, but these people are freaking heroes and the world is a better place because of them.
Hey folks, it talks about this in the article but its not mentioned in this post, BACA is a 501 © (3) charity that depends in part on donations to help pay for stuff like gas for their bikes. If you want to help, consider donating.
@copperbadge You like posting about heroes, Sam. Seems like this would be up your alley.
I love these folks! I’ve reblogged them before but it’s wonderful to see the donation information has been added.
I’m over here sobbing, ready to donate half of my check when the time comes 😭
My Answers
The Most Comprehensive NSFW Ask Around
About You
What is the size of your penis/breasts? 36D
Does your penis curve? N/A
Are you circumsized? N/A
Have you ever had an STD? No
Have you ever been pregnant/gotten someone pregnant? No
What type of underwear are you wearing? Blue boyshorts
What is your favorite type of underwear? Sexy: Lacy thong, Comfy: boyshorts
When was your last erection/arousal? An hour ago 😂
Have you ever had an erection which someone noticed? N/A
Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself? Yes
Explain your ultimate fantasy. I’m not sure, but just take me however you want to be honest. I don’t really have any fantasies.
What are your turn-ons? unfinished list here
What are your turn-offs? anal. thats all i can think of.
What is the strangest thing you’ve ever been turned on by? jawlines and voices
Have you sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr (Anonymously or Not)? yes
Have you sent a nude photo or video to someone? yes
Did it include sexual acts? yes
Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? no
Did it include sexual acts? no
Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? maybe? idr
Did it include sexual acts? see above
If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower? i mean sure depends on who you are
What was your latest sex dream about? some nice morning sex to wake me up
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? yes
Was it about anyone other than your lover? yeah
What was the last fantasy about? getting tied onto someones new bedframe
Have you ever fantasized about someone older/younger than you? How much older/younger? yes, 4+ years older
Have you ever told any of these people that you fantasize about them? im sure they know
Do you have a favorite person or few people to fantasize about? yes
How often do you fantasize about other people? not very often
Have you ever showered with someone? yes
Have you ever confessed you were aroused by someone? yes
Are you open about your sex-life and sexuality? yes
Do you orgasm easily? not really
Have you ever played “7 minutes in heaven”? Explain the experience. nope, besides when i was a kid
Have you ever played “spin the bottle”? Explain the experience. nope
Have you ever played “Truth or dare”? Explain the experience. yes. ended in a skype session
Have you ever played strip poker/strip beer pong/etc? strip truth or dare. if you refuse to answer/do a dare you strip
Do you shave your pubic hair? yes
Have you ever had your pubic hair shaved? yes
Do you prefer clean shaven or unkept? trim the hedges
What is your favorite type of underwear for the opposite sex? boxers
Do you own any lingerie? yes
How much lingerie do you own? various sets
Whats your favorite lingerie outfit? batman slip, fishnet thigh highs and heels
Do you like the way your genitals look? sure??
Are you comfortable naked? yes
Masturbation
Do you masturbate? yes
How old were you when you first masturbated? uhmmm idk
How often do you masturbate? 3+ times per week
When is the last time you masturbated? this morning
Do you masturbate to any stimulus? pornhub/erotic stories
What do you think about? honestly my mind travels
What is the last thing you thought of or masturbated to? tits
Have you walked in on or caught someone masturbating? yep
Have someone ever walked in on or caught you masturbating? nope
Have you ever had cyber sex? yep
Have you ever had phone sex? yep
Have you ever had a wet dream? yep
What is your method of masturbation? (i.e. Hands/Toys/Lotion/etc.) hands and toys
Are you loud or quiet when you masturbate? quiet
Has anyone ever watched you masturbate live online? yep
Has anyone ever watched you masturbate in person? kinda
Have you ever masturbated with someone? (Mutual masturbation) im not sure
Have you ever watched someone masturbate live online? yep
Have you ever watched someone masturbate in person? yep
Have you ever masturbated to someone? kinda?
Who do you like to think about when you masturbate? various people
Have you ever told them you think about them while you masturbate? uh no
Whats your most embarrassing masturbation story? i’m not sure, uh i broke a vibrator once while using it?
Whats your funniest masturbation story? see above 😂
Have you ever used something unique or strange to masturbate? yes
Is it easy for you to orgasm or do you have to work for it? work for it
Whats the easiest way for you to get off? using toys while reading an erotica or
Is there only one way you can get off? (i.e. Vaginal/Clitoral/Toy Use) toys on clit mainly
Does anyone know you masturbate? How did they find out? yes, because i was dating them
Have you masturbated because your partner wasn’t around to help? Where were they? yes, and they were at their house rather than in my bed
Have you ever masturbated to a fictional character? you betcha
Are you able to achieve orgasm through only non-conventional or indirect methods? (Breast Play/Hands-Free/Anal) i’m sure if i tried but on my own i’n\m not very patient
What is the strangest object you’ve used to masturbate vaginally or anally? uhm. face massager as a vibrator????
Do you ever double penetrate while you masturbate? no
Do you ever suck on a dildo while you masturbate? i have, but not while masturbating
Do you edge when you masturbate? (Get to the point of orgasm and stop repeatedly to enhance the experience) yes
What position do you typically masturbate in? on my back in my bed
Describe a typical masturbation session. lights off, door locked, pornhub or tumblr queued, vibrator ready
How often do you usually last? on my own some times 10, sometimes 30-45 mins
Whats the quickest you’ve ever been brought to orgasm? 6 minutes
What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? an hour and a half
What’s the most amount of times you’ve cum in a day? 2 or 3 :( pitiful i know
Relationships
Are you straight/bi/gay/etc? bi
How many relationships have you been in? one serious one
What has been your longest relationship? year and a half
How old were you when you had your first relationship? we dated for a while when i was 13, then started again when i was 15
Have you ever been in a long distance relationship? a non serious one
Have you ever used an online dating site? no
What do you look for in a partner? funny, attractive, kinky, nice to be around
What do you look for in a hookup? kinky and not sketchy
Have you ever had a one-night-stand? no
Have you ever been a booty call? yes
Have you ever had a booty call? yes
Who was it? some chick from school
Have you ever had a friend-with-benefits? kinda sorta
Who was it? friend from school
Have you ever cheated on a partner? Explain. no
Have you ever been cheated on? Explain. no
Would you ever be in an open relationship? Have you? yeah i’d be down. i havent before but id try it
Porn & Sex Industry
Do you watch porn? yes
How often do you watch porn? fairly often
What is your favorite category? masturbation or toys
When is the last time you watched porn and what was it? last week, lesbian
How do you feel about hentai (Anime Porn)? sure
How do you feel about gang-bang porn? no thanks
How do you feel about cumshot porn? sure
How do you feel about lesbian porn? 😍😍
How do you feel about amateur porn? 😍😍
How do you feel about cuckold/cuckqueen/swinging porn? no thanks
How do you feel about threesome porn? eh it’s okay
How do you feel about teen porn? yes
How do you feel about Japanese/Asian porn? eh
How do you feel about mature porn? no
How do you feel about ebony porn? sure
How do you feel about bondage porn? yes
How do you feel about masturbation/solo porn? 😍😍
How do you feel about rough/violent/humiliating porn? yes
How do you feel about BBW porn? sure
How do you feel about orgy/party porn? sure
How do you feel about trans/shemale porn? eh
How do you feel about POV porn? eh, sure
How do you feel about blowjob porn? eh, sure
How do you feel about bukkake? uh not really
How do you feel about extreme porn? sure ig
Have you ever tried to recreate a scene? yep
Have you ever used porn to show a partner what you like/want? yep;
Has a partner ever used porn to show you what they like/want? yep
Who is your favorite pornstar(s)? piper perri
Have you considered getting into porn? yep
Have you considered being a webcam performer? yep
Have you watched cam girls? yep
Do you have a favorite cam girl? nope
Have you ever watched porn with a partner? Describe the experience(s). yeah, and it was fun. we ended up copying it and it was interesting to say the least
Have you ever watched a cam-show with a partner? Describe the experience(s). yep, and it was fun
Have you ever performed in a cam-show with a partner? Describe the experience(s). yep, it was fun
Have you ever been to a strip club? nope
Do you frequent strip clubs? N/A
Do you have a favorite strip club? N/A
Do you have a favorite stripper/dancer? N/A
Do you get lap dances or just watch the performances? N/A
Whats your best strip club experience? N/A
Most embarrassing strip club experience? N/A
Funniest strip club experience? N/A
Have you ever orgasmed from a lap dance? Describe the experience(s). N/A
Sex
Are you a virgin? Nope
How old were you when you lost your virginity? 15 by choice.
If you haven’t, when would you like to? N/A
Explain your first time in detail. We were making out in my kitchen (i was sitting on the counter) and he picked me up, carried me to my room and dun dun lost my v card
How many sexual partners have you had? i’ve only had sex with one guy
Who was your best sex partner? only had one so him by default
Did you tell someone after you lost your virginity? Who? yes, best friend
Do you give oral sex? yes, duh
Have you received oral sex? yes, duh
Do you prefer to give or receive oral sex? i like to give and receive, give because you can make them a mess with just your mouth and receive because it’s just great.
Have you had anal sex? How was your first experience? no
Do you have any friends you would hookup with? yes
Have you wanted to have sex with someone, but couldn’t? Why couldn’t you? yes, distance
Do you like dirty talking? yes
Do you like being called names? yes
Do you like being called obscene names? (Bitch/Slut/Whore/Sissy/etc) yes
Are you loud or quiet in bed? mainly quiet, but i can get loud
Whats your favorite position? ass up face down
Have you ever invented a position? no
Whats the strangest position you’ve tried? standing. i’m 5′2 and he’s 6′2. didn’t work
Have you ever been caught or walked in on while fucking? nope
When is the last time you had sex? Describe the experience(s). it was a quickie, wasn’t very good for me but he got off so. a few months ago, i think
When is the last time you received oral? Describe the experience(s). long time ago, wasn’t very good
When is the last time you gave oral? Describe the experience(s). not too long ago my boy lmao let him cum on my face, it was nice
When is the last time you had anal sex? Describe the experience(s). N/A
Which celebrities would you want to have sex with? jensen ackles, jared padalecki, misha collins, david tennant, daniel howell, phil lester, shane dawson, benedict cumberbatch shall i continue
Any fictional characters you want to hookup with? dean winchester, sam winchester, castiel, the doctor, sherlock
Have you ever had shower sex? How was it? yes. it was fine but i hate the the feeling of wet skin on skin so besides that it was pleasant
What is your favorite position(s)? already answered
Where is the strangest or wildest place you’ve had sex/oral? his living room couch with all his family home
Have you ever broken up with someone because they couldn’t satisfy you? was going to
Have you used anything to improve sexual performance? (Penis Extenders/Tingling Lube/Cock Rings) nope
Whats your most embarrassing sexual experience? he was fingering me and slipped and accidentally rammed my ass
Whats your funniest sex experience? see above
Have you ever had any performance issues? What were they? nope
Are you on birth control? nope
Do you use condoms? eh, sometimes
Have you ever faked an orgasm? Describe the experience(s). yes. i just wanted him to stop because it was so uncomfortable and unpleasant
Can other people get you off? yeah
Is there only one way you can cum? (i.e. Clitoral Stimulation Only/Anal Only/Toy/Specific Position) nope
Have you ever been rejected? Have you ever rejected someone? yes and yes
Have you ever been stopped mid-sex? Describe the experience(s). the doorbell rang and my dog flipped out so we had to quickly fix ourselves
Have you ever had sex outdoors? Describe the experience(s). i gave him a hand job while we were stargazing on his trampoline
Have you ever had sex in public? Describe the experience(s). nope
Have you ever had sex in front of others? Describe the experience(s). my friend was afraid of my house and it was night, boyfriend came over for a quickie and i thought she was asleep in the living room but she came in while i was riding him and she sat in the closet because she didn’t want o be a lone. we just sat there and didn’t continue
Have you ever had sex in a car? Describe the experience(s). I want to
Have you ever given or received road head? Describe the experience(s). nope
Have you ever had sex/oral/manual sex in a movie theater? Describe the experience(s). i fingered a chick infront of her boyfriend in the theater. both he and i were torturing her, making her cum and cum
Have you ever had sex in a fitting room? Describe the experience(s). nope
Have you ever had sex in a plane? Describe the experience(s). nope
Have you ever had sex at work? Describe the experience(s). nope
Explain your best sex experience in detail. i was left passed out because he needed to go to work. i didn’t mind, i was just out of it
Which non-genital parts of your body do you like being touched or stimulated? neck, hips, back, thighs, etc
Do you ever take pictures or videos when you have sex? Explain the experience(s). yes. i like watching them and sending them to some people
Have you ever given a strip tease to a partner? yes
Have you ever given a lap dance to a partner? kind of
Have you ever received a strip tease from a partner? nope
Have you ever received a lap dance from a partner? nope
Have you ever “titty-fucked” before? yep
Has someone ever “titty-fucked” your breasts? yep
Do you prefer your partner to be vocal/moan loudly? im down
Do you enjoy having your nipples played with? im down
Do you ever role-play? not really
What situations or themes have you role-played? N/A
What would you like to role-play? anything ig
Do you role play with costumes? N/A
Do prefer lingerie in the bedroom? yes its so fun
Do you enjoy rough sex? yes
What would you like to improve about your sex life? more toys
Have you ever gone into public with hickeys? Did you know they were there? yes, but i am good with makeup
Have you ever had a threesome? Describe the experience. nope
Would you like to have a threesome? i’d be down
Who would you like to have a threesome with? i have some people in mind
Would your partner be okay with a threesome? depends
Would you like to be with two men at the same time? yes
Would you like to be with to girls at the same time? yes
Would you like to be with more than two girls at the same time? yes
Would you like to be with more than two guys at the same time? sure
Have you ever been double penetrated? Describe the experience(s). nope
Have you ever had every hole filled or been involved with filling each hole? Describe the experience(s). nope
Have you ever tried ’69’? Explain the experience. yeah. doesn’t really work when you’re tiny and he’s huge
Do you like cum or is it gross? i will not swallow 😂
Have you ever tasted cum? Do you like it? I hate it, the taste and texture
Where is your favorite place to cum or receive cum? cum on my face or tits idc
Have you ever had sex while on a period/with someone on a period? nope
Do you listen to music while you have sex? What kind? i have a radio in my room that is on 24/7 so country
Have you ever used a buttplug while having sex? no
Have you used any form of sex furniture? What kind? no
Have you ever brought toys into the bedroom with a partner? What kind? Describe the experience(s). yes, vibrator. it was nice, i was a happy camper
Do you eat ass? no
Do you like to have your ass eaten? no
Have you ever anally fingered your partner? no
Do you like prostate play? no
Is it gay for a man to enjoy anal stimulation from a woman? no
Have you ever experienced a prostate orgasm? no
Have you ever double penetrated/been double penetrated with the assistance of a toy? no
Have you ever experimented with the same sex? Describe the experience(s). yes. as i said before i fingered her in the movies and i made her cum on the way back in the car
Do you prefer sex with a man or with a woman? either or lol
Have you ever had sex with another couple(s) monogamously? (Not touching the other couple(s)) another couple invited me for a threesome
Have you ever watched another couple have sex? yes
Have you ever gotten cum in your eye? almost 😂
Has anyone ever cum inside you on accident? How did you feel about that? no
Have you ever cum inside someone on accident? How did they respond? N/A
Have you ever cum in your pants? Describe the experience(s). nope
Have you ever sexted? yess
Do you like to play with balls/have your balls played with? ill do it because he likes it
Are hand jobs boring or are they underrated? underrated
Describe your average orgasm. loud moaning, back arching, squirming
Describe your average cumshot. N/A
Whats the quickest you’ve ever been brought to orgasm? already answered, but 6 minutes i believe
Whats the quickest you’ve ever brought someone else to orgasm? two minutes 😂
How long are you usually able to last? quite awhile
What’s the most times you’ve had sex (or sexual contact with a partner) in a day? once
Whats your longest sex session? an hour
Toys
Have you ever bought a sex toy? yes
What is the last sex toy you bought? handcuffs
What sex toy do you currently want? vibrating dildo
Would you let someone buy you a sex toy? yes, and i have
How many toys do you own? five
What kind of toys do you own? cuffs, body pens, blindfold, vibrators
What is your favorite toy? vibrator
Have you ever used a washer/dryer as a sex toy? yeeep
Have you ever used a shower head as a sex toy? yeeeep
Have you ever used a pocket pussy or Fleshlight? N/A
Have you ever improvised a sex toy? (Cucumber/Banana/Etc.) yep
What is the strangest sex toy you’ve ever used? idk
What is the strangest improvised sex toy you’ve ever used? face massager
Do you prefer sex toys or the real thing? depends, i like toys but the real thing is so nice
Do you own any buttplugs? nope
Do you ever wear a buttplug in public? N/A
Do you have any vibrating panties? no but that sounds great
Do you ever wear vibrating panties in public? N/A
Do you like nipple clamps? havent tried them
Fetishes
What fetishes do you have? linked above
What is your favorite fetish? dom/sub
Have you indulged in all your fetishes? nope,
What fetishes are you yet to experience? sharing,coming without being touched, friends with benefits
Are there any fetishes you don’t have yet, but may be interested in? not sure
Have you experienced BDSM? Do you practice it? yes, yes
Are you a top/dominant a bottom/submissive or a switch?mainly sub, but i switch now and then
What is it about BDSM that you like? being controlled and having rules, being able to serve
Have you experienced being tied up or restrained? Describe the experience. only being cuffed and it was nice
Have you experienced rope play? Describe the experience. nope
Do you enjoy long, extended teasing/edging sessions? yes
What is the longest you’ve been teased/edged? not very long, unfortunately because he couldn’t help himself
Do you enjoy tease and denial? yes
Do you like to be denied? yes and no 😂
Do you have a panty fetish? idk
Have you ever purchased panties from a woman online? no
Have you ever used panties to masturbate? (Stuffing/Wrapping/Etc.) no
Do you have a hosiery fetish? i like wearing fishnets so 😂
Do you like pain? a little bit
Do you like spanking/being spanked? yes
What do you prefer to use to spank? (Paddles/Hands/Whips/Etc) hands
Do you like to hit or be hit? How hard? no thanks
Do you enjoy choking or being choked? How hard? light choking
Do you like to bite or be bit? i love biting oml bite me all you want
Do you like to slap or be slapped? no thanks
Do you like pulling or having your hair pulled? yes and yes
What is your safe-word? i don’t have one, so “stop”
Have you ever done a cum-walk? (Walking in public with cum on your face/clothes/etc) no
Would you do a cum-walk? probably not
Are you an exhibitionist? i’m down
What was your best exhibitionism experience? not sure
Are you a cuckold? no
Are you a cuckqueen? no
Are you a hotwife? no
Are you a bull? no
Would you like to watch your partner have sex with another person? maybe
Would you like to have your partner watch you with another person? yes
Have you ever been cuckolded? Describe the experience nope
Explain your best cuckold experience N/A
What is it about cuckolding that you like? N/A
Do you like to be humiliated? a bit
Do you like to humiliate your partner? no really but i’ll try
Do you like to be humiliated while cuckolding or do you prefer a friendly environment. friendly
Do you like to be forced into crossdressing? i’ll do it anyway lmao
Do you like to be forced into feminization? N/A
Do you like to be forced into sissification? N/A
Have you ever fisted? Explain the experience. no
Do you like extreme insertion? Have you ever experienced it? never tried it
Are you a swinger? no
Do you soft-swap or hard-swap? n/a
Have you ever been to a swingers club (with a partner)? no
Would you ever go to a swingers club (with a partner)? maybe
Explain your best swinging experience. n/a
Would you ever participate in an orgy? (4 or more people) maybe
Would you ever participate in a gang bang? (4 or more people) whats the difference between orgy and gangbang? maybe
Have you ever pegged/been pegged? Describe the experience. nope
Do you peg often? n/a
What is it about pegging that you like? n/a
Describe your best pegging experience. n/a
Do you enjoy large strap on dildos or smaller? n/a
Do you enjoy sucking or having your strap on sucked? n/a
Do you like incest? no
Have you ever experienced incest? no
Do you like face-sitting/smothering? yes
Do you have experience in face-sitting/smothering? yes
Do you like weapon play? not really
Do you like forced cum eating? no thank you
Do you like rape play? no thank you
Have you experienced rape play? no
Do you like to be dominated? yes
Have you ever been dominated online? yes
Whats the most humiliating thing you’ve been forced to do? nothing really
Do you enjoy pet-play? yes
Do you like daddy dom/little play? Describe the experience(s). kind of, i like the titles, other than that not really
Do you like to be worshiped? never really tried it
Do you like to worship? the lord can i get an amen
Do you like to be spit on or spit on your partner? no ew
Do you like to keep the slave play in the bedroom or carry it over to real life? i’d carry it over
Have you ever been suspended while having sex? nope
Do you like ball-busting/CBT (Cock and Ball Torture)? never done it
Do you like to be told what to do? yes
Do you enjoy giving/receiving JOIs? (Jerk Off Instructions) sure
Describe your best JOI experience. he came quick
Have you ever given or received a foot job? i did it ironically because he was whining about being hard and then i got fucked
Would you ever swap cum with your partner? nah
Have you ever tried fetching? (Sucking cum from a partners anus or vagina after finishing) no
Do you like watersports? no
Do you like sounding? no
Would you participate in a bukkake? maybe
Do you enjoy brat play? sure
Have you ever participated in chastity? no
What is the longest you’ve been locked up or forced a partner to be locked up? n/a
Have you ever cum while in chastity? n/a
Have you ever experienced a full friction/lap dance? no
Have you ever cum or made someone cum from a full friction lap dance/grinding? yes
Do you enjoy outercourse/hotdogging/pussyjobs? yes
Do you enjoy cumming or watching someone cum over strange objects? idk
What is the strangest way anyone has made you cum? not sure
What is the strangest way you’ve made anyone cum? with my feet
Do you enjoy forced cum eating? no
Do you enjoy premature ejactulation? no
Have you ever experienced a ruined orgasm? Describe the experience(s). yep. doorbell rang right before or he came right before
Have you ever had your prostate milked or milked a prostate? no
This or That
Vaginal or Anal vaginal
Vaginal or Oral both
Oral or Anal oral
Handjob or Oral oral
Handjob or Anal handjob
Handjon or Vaginal vaginal
What feels better, masturbation or sex masturbation
Rough Sex or Intimate Sex both
Car Sex or Outdoor Sex car
Dominant or Submissive sub
Spit or Swallow spit
Facial or Cum on Tits both
Facial or Cum in Mouth facial
Facial or Cum on Ass both
Facial or Cum on Belly both
Cum on Tits or Cum in Mouth tits
Cum on tits or Cum on Ass both
Cum on Tits or Cum on Belly both
Facial or Creampie facial
Facial or Anal Creampie facial
Vaginal Creampie or Anal Creampie neither
Circumcised or Uncircumcised doesnt really matter
Boxers or Briefs boxers
Tits or Ass both
Ruined or Complete Orgasm complete
Vaginal or Clitoral Orgasm clitoral
Prostate Orgasm or Regular regular
Cuckolding or Swinging swinging
Pegging or Grinding grinding
Lap Dance or Strip Tease tease
Grinding Orgasm or Titty-Fucking Orgasm grinding
Be Humiliated or Worshiped either
Footjob or Hotdogging hotdogging 😂
Lace Panties or Cotton Panties both but lace
Latex or Leather leather
Silicone Dildo or Glass Dildo silicone
Dildo or Vibrator vibrating dildo
Hitachi or Sybian sybian
Real Cock or Sex Toy Cock both
Real Pussy or Fleshlight/Pocket Pussy real
Cam Sites or Porn Sites both
Strip Clubs or Porn porn
Dirty Talk or Loud Moaning both
Faked Orgasm or Premature Ejaculation faked? idk
Cum on Clothes or Cum in Hair i’ll take it in my hair because it’s easier to wash out
Lingerie or Naked i mean both
CFNM or Naked naked
Corset or Bustier corset
Thongs or Cheekies both
Porn or Sex both
JOI or Lap Dance both
Fishnets or Nylons fishnets
Big Dick or Small Dick big
9" Dick or 4.5"Dick either one
Length or Girth length
Big Tits or Small Tits big
Petite or Chunky petite
Muscular or Average both
Beard or Shaven both
Pubic Hair or None none
Thigh Gap or Thick Thighs both
Twerking or Slow Tease slow tease
Prostate Orgasm or Frenulum Orgasm neither
Anal, Clitoral or G-Spot Orgasm clit
Big Ass or Tight, Toned Ass both
Skinny or big both
Nerdy or Preppy both
Cheerleader or Nurse cheerleader
Firefighter or Cop firefighter
Sex on the Beach or Sex on a Plane plane
Sex in Public or Sex in a Car car
Vibrating Panties or Butt Plug panties
Ball Licking or Rimming ball licking
Nipple Stimulation or Neck Stimulation neck 😍😍
Hair Pulling or Spanking both
Choking or Slapping choking
Big Dildo or Small Dildo big
Realistic Dildo or Smooth Dildo realistic
On Top or On Bottom bottom
Long Hair or Short Hair long
Giving Head or Receiving Head giving
Getting Anal or Giving Anal neither
Pussy and Anal Penetration or Ass and Mouth Penetration neither lol
Two Girls or Two Guys girls
Bukakke or Glory Hole glory hole
Reverse Gang Bang or Male Gang Bang ??
Doggy Style or Missionary doggy
Cowgirl or Reverse Cowgirl cowgirl
Cuckold or Be Cuckolded neither
Cum On Someone or Be Cummed On be cummed on
Drunk Sex or High Sex drunk
Slow or Fast slow
Veiny Dick or Curved Dick curved
List of kinks as asked for by dashie
Choking (light) Bdsm Bondage (rope bunny obvi) Fuck you but collar me up daddy Edging Dom/sub Petplay Ddlg a little bit Biting Marking Hair pulling Blindfolds a lil bit Toys Grinding Teasing bbbbbbbb Lil bit voyerism? Shower sex is fun Same with skype sex (is that a thing?) Primal You can cum on my face but i wont swallow Claiming Rules Denial Coming wirhout being touched Cunnilingus 😍😍😍 Rules nibba hmu with rules and i will follow Face fucking a lil bit Face sitting i mean im down Friends with benefits is apperently a kink i mean im down Scruff/stubble 👌 Size difference? I think thats a thing Oral fixation and neck fetishization ig is the official term Restraint Thigh-highs, heels Im okay with sharing i mean Spanking👌👌 Voice fetishization is a thing too? Im down
I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too
Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable
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The Fantastic 4 we deserve
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Traditional Weddings and Little Toy Rings
Traditional Weddings and Little Toy Rings
Pairing: Dean x Reader
Word Count: 4,683
Author: Ruby 2.0 [daddyslittleraven]
Quote: “I’m actually kind of drunk. Me likey.”
A/N: This fic is for Lau’s AU Funny Quote Challenge. The challenge was to incorporate a quote that we chose into a AU fic and submit it. If you like this, there will be more in the future. :) Also fair warning, I am absolute shit at writing smut, but here it is.
AU: There’s actually a bunch of au’s that I’m mashing together, so I’ll just throw all of the main ones into one big sentence: “Our apartments are across from each other so we always see each other in the morning, and I always see you with your partner and then I saw you really sad because they stood you up at dinner and I haven’t seen them for weeks and I just wanna see your smile again so please let me come over.”
Warnings: Huge drabble? Swearing, drinking, smut more than likely, cheating boyfriend (not Dean-o), angsty-undertones.
@dancingalone21
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A/N: After reading through this, I realized that the breaks weren't inserted after messing around with it a bunch 😅. I'll fix it tomorrow, as I'm on mobile now. My bad!!
Traditional Weddings and Little Toy Rings
Traditional Weddings and Little Toy Rings
Pairing: Dean x Reader
Word Count: 4,683
Author: Ruby 2.0 [daddyslittleraven]
Quote: "I'm actually kind of drunk. Me likey."
A/N: This fic is for Lau's AU Funny Quote Challenge. The challenge was to incorporate a quote that we chose into a AU fic and submit it. If you like this, there will be more in the future. :) Also fair warning, I am absolute shit at writing smut, but here it is.
AU: There's actually a bunch of au's that I'm mashing together, so I'll just throw all of the main ones into one big sentence: "Our apartments are across from each other so we always see each other in the morning, and I always see you with your partner and then I saw you really sad because they stood you up at dinner and I haven't seen them for weeks and I just wanna see your smile again so please let me come over."
Warnings: Huge drabble? Swearing, drinking, smut more than likely, cheating boyfriend (not Dean-o), angsty-undertones.
@dancingalone21