sadsunflower

21 - they/she/he - various fandoms

[teatimewithgiles]

Rest in Peace, Tony.

I'll always remember your smile.

Anthony Head (1954-2026)

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[nodudeshutup]

love the phrase 'methinks'. me does think. thinketh me do.

[sydrichie]

[sadsunflower]

@murderous-turtle

[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[bedupolker]

HWBL - beach boy

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave

CDDQ - corpse

[shardlily]

There‘s been another robbery 😭

They basically sidelined all friendships and broke up all relationships

[sadsunflower]

@murderous-turtle

[psych-is-the-name]

here's my attempt at seriously using the editing functions of tomodachi life

also i spent way too much time on all these buildings and then i ended up resizing the canvas and cutting most of them off, so you all have to admire them

the boy:

[sadsunflower]

@murderous-turtle

[2xheart]

[sadsunflower]

@murderous-turtle

[furryprovocateur]

boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki

[pinyatapix]

read this post and this is all i can ever imagine from it

[dajo42]

a 500 word short story with the same plot as your novel that explores how quickly the problem could be solved by sonic the hedgehog

[dajo42]

knuckles gamgee

[sonicheritageposts]

sonic heritage post

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

I’ve never seen this one before and it just punched me in the fucking face.

[grieving-angel-hopeful-demon]

Just like Knuckles did to Sonic

[silverjirachi]

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[arroscnleche]

soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅‍♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷‍♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,

[tracing-rivers]

c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷‍♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,

[clockworkspider]

hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅‍♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷‍♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！ 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，

[orcboxer]

y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me

[sadsunflower]

@murderous-turtle

[6vcr]

abandoned space elevator

[moth-bells]

Accurate recreation of me when I said "Oh wow thats a pretty picture I wonder where they took it at" and then scrolled down to see the tag #pixel art

[approximateknowledge]

"this would be so good if it was good" might just be my favourite sentence to use when analysing any media

because it's not a meaningless thing to say

some things will always be mid at best, but sometimes things that suck could be so good, if only they were good

[redstonedust]

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

[morganbritton132]

Eddie breaks into the biggest presumptively empty house in Hawkins and finds out real quick that it’s not empty.

He comes face to face with this (admittedly very hot) guy holding a piping bag of icing and wearing a flour covered apron in the kitchen.

They both just stand there.

Staring at each other.

This guy - Steve, he’ll learn - isn’t exactly the poster child for Stand Your Ground so, “Fuck it, I’m robbing you.”

“Hm,” Steve says. “No, you’re not.”

“No, I’m - what?”

“You look like a nerd,” He says, picking up one of the cookies he was icing. “Does this look like a Deathstar?”

“…It looks like a disco ball.”

“That’s what I thought,” Steve shakes his head. “Damn it.”

Eddie should turn around and leave. He should actually just leave town and change his name, and never come back but. He takes a stop closer, “If I can make a suggestion…”

[morganbritton132]

Eddie comes home.

He’s slides his key into the lock, pushes open the door, and moseys back to his bedroom where he stops. Freezes.

Lying flat across the bed, “It’s you.”

“It’s me,” Steve says, almost bored as he holds up a ziplock bag. “I brought muffins.”

“I - you…” Eddie pauses. “How did you get in here?”

“Broke in,” Steve says, sitting up. “It was really easy. Got this for you too.”

Eddie is still trying to reel in the fact that the guy he unsuccessfully tried to rob yesterday broke into his house when he is hit in the chest with, “Handcuffs?”

“Yep,” Steve says. “Stole ‘em for you.”

“You…stole handcuffs. For me?”

“From a cop.”

“From a cop?!” Eddie exclaims. “Why?!”

“Bored,” He shrugs. “And you’re cute. Wanna hang out?”

[sadsunflower]

@murderous-turtle

[jame7t]

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

[lichtenbug]

[slytherflowerao3]

finally made my own! part nine out of who knows how many

chapter index

[sadsunflower]

@murderous-turtle