scallop sashimi with meyer lemon confit

22/irl im a full ass bear living in the forest/

[smileymoth]

no! touching grass will kill her! she needs minecraft roleplay that sucks to live

[tondog]

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

You can reverse the flow of Mako if you concentrate

[crabmaster-64]

You can also make her go faster if you unfocus your eyes

[luisonte]

Coño don limpio

[glitterhoney2]

mr clean off the shits

[lesbianralzarek]

am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier

[lystring]

[mutationgirl]

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

[couchnapping]

my nose!

[parkerposey]

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

[parkerposey]

He’s literally just telling it like it is

[nondelphic]

writing isn’t hard. i just have to extract 80,000 words from my brain using sheer psychic force

[torchbear311]

CAUTION: USELESS WHEN WET

[vsingers]

new favorite tweet

[moonybear]

op i hope you know about the guy on r/kitchenconfidential

[penaeus-monodon]

@snapcracklepop-myjoints

[beingharsh]

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

[ryan-sometimes]

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

[ryan-sometimes]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

[mclennonyaoi]

[weepingwidar]

J. Carino (American, 1988) - The Unicorn Defends Itself (2021)

[weepingwidar]

Natalia Kleszczewska (Polish, 1999) - Thorn Shelter (2026)

[classic-art-favourites]

Consoler of Monsters by Kazimierz Stabrowski, 1920.

[ruttotohtori]

Ja lapset on nyt sitten turvassa?

[typerdurden]

lana del rey shld make an anti anorexia song but in the most problematic way possible yk tge chorus shld say fatten me up daddy or smth

[only-cat-memes]