misery1000

what is going on

[the-wanderer-returns]

[caffedorzo]

spin the wheel to be assigned a mysterious source of income - who will grant you 10k usd every month without fail!!

will you take the money?

yes

no

bald / nuance

Voting ended onAug 1

[sweatermuppet]

dreamy sigh followed by agonized sobbing

[vinceioum]

yeah im not gonna have kids

"ohh youll probably change your mind when your older"

yeah im not gonna have kids

"but youre so good with kids"

yeah im not gonna have kids

"youre too young to know that for sure"

yeah im not gonna have kids

"you might meet someone that you really want to start a family with"

IM NOT FUCKING HAVING KIDS !!!!!!

[lightyagami-offical]

fun fact three presidents have died on the Fourth of July

and with your efforts we can get that number up to four

[bill-cipher-offical]

THIS IS LITERALLY YOUR ENTIRE JOB, KID. GET ON THAT

[dakakapo]

This was really funny I had to draw it

[thehmn]

In Copenhagen you can visit The Round Tower. It used to be an astronomical observatory until light pollution and the vibrations from increased traffic in the streets made it useless for its original purpose.

Today it’s mostly famous for what it looks like on the inside.

It has an equestrian staircase though it’s so smooth it’s really just a gentle slope more than a staircase. It was build like that so our lazy bum king could ride his horse all the way to the top (king not in photo)

And naturally people have also driven cars up the tower

And held a bike race

For a while it was just sort of abandoned by the authorities and became a spiraling marketplace

But today it has been restored and become a tourist spot as well as a popular destination for school trips. And yes, you can still watch the cosmos at the top.

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog

It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!

[fuck-customers]

[spiribia]

Why is so much adult oriented 2d animation bastard ugly, do they know they don’t have to do that? The characters don’t have to projectile vomit all the time either, but maybe that’s asking too much

[charl0ttan]

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

[lnkedmyheart]

Things Promare teaches us.

1. Billionaires bad.

2. ICE bad.

3. Firefighters good, cops bad.

4. Sisters over misters.

5. It's not bros over hoes, bros can in fact be the hoes.

6. We should burn corrupt politicians actually.

7. PowerPoint presentations are an excellent first date idea.

8. Paying attention to your bae's hyperfixation is the way to their heart.

9. Even the badass revolutionaries wear helmets when riding bikes.

10. Gay love saves the world.

11. Sometimes we need to turn off our brains and look at the pretty colours and boys kissing.

[the-wanderer-returns]

where have I seen this character before?

oh right!

He is on revenge quest after someone murdered his clan you say?

But wait, the pose looks familiar too

hmmmm

(Just to be clear the comparisons were made for fun)

[valtsv]

*walks into an antique store* i’d like to see your most evil items, please

[depsidase]

[the-wanderer-returns]

things have been going too well recently. I am sensing Impeding Doom

[sandersstudies]

Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.

Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.

[the-wanderer-returns]

I finally had time to draw and what did I do? I ruined the best drawing to date. fml

[the-wanderer-returns]

nevermind I managed to fix it