SafeFantasyToys

⭐️ Please buy body-safe toys. ⭐️ I run a silicone dildo directory. ⭐️ You should be 18+ and have a solid sense of self before clicking anything around here. ⭐️

[safefantasytoys]

I've been working on the database for my website (SafeFantasyToys.com) in advance of a redesign and therefore updated my list of shops who use Tumblr. A couple of these are new shops not yet open and the list is probably still incomplete, but here's my most current count of indie adult toy shops on Tumblr: Alchemist Echidna Arkham Harbor Bad Scientists Base Seagsaidh Bat Bites Bump In The Night Toys Carnal Compendium Creature Feature Toys Darque Path Dilco Erotic Effect Factory D Fantasy Grove Faux Phallus Foxy Moxy From The Edge Funkit Toys Hodge Podge Entourage Horny Ram Adult Toys Howling Horrors Kisu and Friends Kudu Voodoo Love Muscle Toys Made to Were Magic Within Monster Smash Monstrous by Moonlight My Myth Arts Nebulous Ocean Nerd On Novelties NoodleCrafters Paladin Pleasure Sculptors Passion Glass Phoenix Fantasy Phoenixflame Forge Phreak Pleasure Forge SaturnSun SexMares Slurp Toys Something Squishy Strange Bedfellas Tantus The Crafty Hedonist Them Friends Top Notch Dongs Wandering Bard Toys Last updated December 6th 2022

[safefantasytoys]

I'm still here. This summer has been rough on the soul, but an update to the site will be coming.

[3dfrost]

The End of Handmade Sex Toys on Etsy

I wrote an article about Etsy's ban on sex toys.

I’ve bought a lot of my toys through Etsy, including some of my favorites like Adventurer from Masterwork Toys and Cyerce Symbiote from Xenocat Artifacts. It’s been an easy way to browse and find new sex toys. For a number of years, it was a great, quality marketplace where you could reliably find indie silicone toys.

Over the past couple years, though, Etsy’s thrown their handmade products commitment to the wind. Now, after years of providing an online home for independent makers (and profiting from the platform fees), Etsy is shuttering all of that and leaving makers with only a month to scramble for a plan B.

Some sex toy shops exclusively hosted on Etsy will shut down. Some sex toy shops that are cross-hosted on Etsy will shut down; some have indicated that the vast majority of their sales come from Etsy and they’re not going to be able to make up the difference.

Is Etsy banning sex toys as an easy way to wipe dropshipped sex toys without employing enough staff to identify what’s handmade vs. what’s not? Are they trying to reduce risk across the board? Are they concerned about getting caught under any of these age verification laws? Are they facing pressure from payment processors and credit card companies?

I don’t have the answer, but whatever the cause, the problems extend beyond Etsy.

[safefantasytoys]

SafeFantasyToys.com has been updated, finally. Cleared out some dead links, added a few new ones, added Bluesky links now that it's public, consolidated all of the shops to a single page, and fixed the issue Amazon affiliate links had. The books are now under "Q" because it was otherwise empty. I'll probably lose the number attached to the shops page URL in time but for now it'll stay.

[safefantasytoys]

FYI, Etsy is prohibiting sales of sex toys starting in late July. I will be updating SFT in time, but for the moment, it would be prudent to support any adult shops you enjoy who have active Etsy stores as they (🤞 hopefully!) make their transition elsewhere on the internet. I see a few have started discount sales to clear out inventory and prepare for the drop in Etsy traffic already.

[safefantasytoys]

SafeFantasyToys.com has been updated, finally. Cleared out some dead links, added a few new ones, added Bluesky links now that it's public, consolidated all of the shops to a single page, and fixed the issue Amazon affiliate links had. The books are now under "Q" because it was otherwise empty. I'll probably lose the number attached to the shops page URL in time but for now it'll stay.

[funkittoys]

There's something fishy about this paddle...

It's a fish you hit people with. I have no troubt ee'll be salmon' it into someone's (b)ass in no time.  Cover everything but the handle in water-based lube for an extra realistic experience!

Made of medium-firm shore 18a silicone or soft 0050, this silicone fish paddle is as much fun to swing as it is to look at. or be hit with. Or watch someone be hit with in an elaborate market/fishing boat roleplay. Can be turned around to mount on your wall without the logo facing out. It's nearly a pound of silicone.

Gone Fishin' | funkittoys

There's something fishy about this paddle... It's a fish you hit people with. I have no troubt ee'll be salmon' it into someone's (b)ass in

[safefantasytoys]

The internet is a magic place. <3

[faux-phallus]

Our first Grinding Pad and our first Wash Pour have been successful ✨

It's getting closer to release, we just need to work on the strapping.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

being an adult and trying to be "responsible with my money" is so hard like literally what corners am I supposed to be cutting on this budget. what am I supposed to stop spending money on. my anxiety meds? food for my cats? impulsive takeout orders? spotify premium? patreon artists who draw huge throbbing monster dicks? all of these are completely necessary to maintain my quality of life.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I'm not going to put the person who left these tags on blast but

like actually don't ignore the monster dick part that very much IS a little joy. like idk a lot of people have engaged with this post with a tone of "heehoo obviously that last part is a silly goof goof joke" while also agreeing that people need whimsy and little treats to live and like. why not huge throbbing monster dicks? why can lovingly drawn indie porn not be a thing that we acknowledge as a treat? it's not less pure just because someone is jacking off to it, jacking off is also fun.

[moth-the-man]

Also, people who make monster dicks for a living want to be able to afford little treats too...

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I'm not letting you hide the tags when you're being this correct

#as someone who has gotten to keep a close eye on sales#i personally know how when money gets tight its one of the first things people cut from their purchase list#we've done several refunds for people who ordered and realized it set them back more than they could afford because we get it#its just a little frustrating that everyone goes 'teehee monster dicks funny joke' about my literal livelihood

everyone support your local artisanal monster dick purveyors

[safefantasytoys]

Get weird: I'm running a 15% off discount on shirts, posters, and bags at my store. I also sell stickers (see post before this), cards, and more.

[safefantasytoys]

Get weird: I'm running a 15% off discount on shirts, posters, and bags at my store. I also sell stickers (see post before this), cards, and more.

[alienfolklore]

Newly added to the store: Buy Body-Safe Fantasy Toys as both a holographic and a black & white sticker. The same design is also on a shirt in a variety of colors. Whether or not you buy anything from me, please remember this sentiment next time you're staring at a cheap plastic sex toy on Amazon or Aliexpress. It's not worth the trouble and there are cheap AND safe toys out there for you!

[safefantasytoys]

Merch added! You can also now find links to these on SFT.

[safefantasytoys]

It's that time of year.

[alienfolklore]

Newly added to the store: Buy Body-Safe Fantasy Toys as both a holographic and a black & white sticker. The same design is also on a shirt in a variety of colors. Whether or not you buy anything from me, please remember this sentiment next time you're staring at a cheap plastic sex toy on Amazon or Aliexpress. It's not worth the trouble and there are cheap AND safe toys out there for you!

[safefantasytoys]

Merch added! You can also now find links to these on SFT.

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[fangcore]

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad

[chimera-off-the-string]

This this fucking terrible thing just killed me

I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.

They are scared of me i think

[icarus-suraki]

The one time the internet is expected to make dicks, the internet immediately makes everything except dicks.

[safefantasytoys]

Mastercard: Sex Work is Work. End Your Unjust Policy.

Mastercard's new policy unfairly targets the adult content industry, making sex workers more vulnerable, especially Black trans women. It mu

Also relevant to the community at large.

[indiesellersguild]

Etsy Shoppers: Were you scammed into overpaying for an item you thought was handmade, only to have it arrive with an obvious "Made in" tag?

Follow the link below to share:

Tell us your reseller story!

Are you a seller with a story about how dishonest resellers have affected your business? Have you seen your prices undercut or your designs

Not a shopper, but a seller who's had your wares resold, designs stolen, or otherwise been screwed over by dishonest resellers? This is for you too!

[safefantasytoys]

Relevant to the #dongblr community.

[sexmares]

Tiny terror Tuesday!

[alienfolklore]

Newly added to the store: Buy Body-Safe Fantasy Toys as both a holographic and a black & white sticker. The same design is also on a shirt in a variety of colors. Whether or not you buy anything from me, please remember this sentiment next time you're staring at a cheap plastic sex toy on Amazon or Aliexpress. It's not worth the trouble and there are cheap AND safe toys out there for you!

[safefantasytoys]

Merch added! You can also now find links to these on SFT.