microsoft teams is such a hater app. imagine if there was an app for texting but the only people on it were your coworkers. oh also btw the app will show when you’re afk for more than like 2 minutes so you’ll always have anxiety about your coworkers judging you for taking a bathroom break for too long or getting distracted by something else! also the emojis feel like they’re all mocking you specifically and the notification sounds go off LOUD AS FUCK and are pavlvovian-conditioned to give you a panic attack. fuck you
AND THE EMOJIS MOVE you think you have chosen a safe bland emoji that communicates a general professional positive vibe and then you send it and the FACE CONTORTS into something embarrassing!
















