ZanyWishes

[cakelikeowen]

Men you’re all on thin ice with me rn

[tony-stanks]

PLEASE DO NOT THINK FOR EVEN A SECOND THAT YOUR VOICE WILL NOT HAVE AN IMPACT THIS IS LITERALLY THE BARE MINIMUM

I'm sorry for putting this in the BLM and stop Asian hate tag but in the last few days posts tagged with "Palestine" have not been showing up.

[hanamakis]

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

the very last second made it, tbh

[fullmetalfisting]

man ive been watching videos of sheep getting shorn all night. makes me wanna be a sheep, getting man handled by a farmer who loves me, emerging from my cocoon of wool a totally new being. prancing around the barnyard so free, no longer weighed down by winter. i have clinical depression 

[antique-scarecrow]

it’s posta like these that so encapsulate the spirit of tumblr while making it impossible to explain tumblr to my mom

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[forgivenunforgottens]

[awfullythick-deactivated2017111]

lol this is the most IC thing I have ever seen

[valleycrest]

ben 10 is actually the most realistic series centering around a child who suddenly gains superpowers because he just uses them for stupid petty mundane shit

[valleycrest]

-uses my fucked up alien eldritch ghost powers to steal a golf cart-

[transgenderization]

if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

[dropbear42]

I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.

[thyrell]

i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter

[thyrell]

wait isnt uranium denser than lead how heavy would a 100kg bag of uranium be

[cursologist]

thyrell.

[thyrell]

just kill me

[thyrell]

[howelljenkins]

when i was in fourth grade i was in the gifted program and they let us go to the library more often which meant we had more chances to take the accelerated reader tests and get points and whoever reached a certain threshold got to go to chuck e. cheese so i‘d go around asking ppl i knew had a hard time reading what their logins were and sneak in to take tests for them so they could go to chuck e. cheese too. i got caught and they didn’t let me go to chuck e. cheese but it was worth it fuck you

[howelljenkins]

that’s why we all need to LIE and CHEAT

[chuck-e-cheese-official]

We love your heroics! We’re gonna deal with whoever caught you.

[howelljenkins]

CHUCK E CHEESE OFFICIAL??

[clementine-kesh]

popular canadian satire site the beaverton is expanding into micro-horror and it’s good

[helloitsbees]

this is entrapment

[helloitsbees]

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

[asofterepilogue]

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

[helloitsbees]

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

[excusing]

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

[helloitsbees]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

everyone lost

[mango-pickle]

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

[agentemo]

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

[helloitsbees]

[catgirlforeskin]

[trans-angel]

[catgirlforeskin]

[knightofleo]

Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

[knightofleo]

[formerlymaustown]

From

[blueandbluer]

You’re doing amazing, sweetie. 😍

[that1girlarreis]

I laughed so hard I actually have tears in my eyes. Oh my god 😭

[formerlymaustown]

@yeahitsak

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[sabertoothwalrus]

[thatdisasterauthor]

Somehow this video captures the scale of whales better than any other video or photo I have ever seen.

[cam-oak-corg]

That is a humpback. If you think they are huge, I have some news for you…

[may-the-nerds-be-with-you]

Me watching this video

[foone]

Fun fact: the blue whale is the biggest animal to ever live on earth. And they’re alive today.

The biggest isn’t some dinosaur or weird devonian fish, nope. It’s the blue whale, and you share a planet with them. How lucky is that?

[marleyq]

Biggest animal that we know of

[tikkety-tok]

those bonding hormones are strong

[anarchocunt]

[femgirlfriend-moved]

[dalniente]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]